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SONG KangHo
CHANG JinYoung
CHANG HangSun PARK SangMyun
SONG YoungChang JUNG Woongln
LEE KiYoung SHIN HaKyun KO HoKyung (Guest Appearances)
The Foul King
..and keep in mind this will severely impact the performance evaluation.
Furthermore..
..it states here that somebody..
..somebody..
..hasn't opened even a single new account.
While I'd like to single him out and maybe..
..humiliate him in front of everyone..
..today, we will not do that for the sake of what, saving face.. do we say?
One more thing..
From now on, if you're late for the morning meeting,
don't bother coming in.
Are we clear on that?
Get busy now!
The Head Lock of Horror
So why were you late?
My neck! My neck!
You little wimp! Anymore tardies?
No, no.
Try 'n' get out of this. Kind of tough, huh?
Welcome to the real world.
It's a jungle out there. If you're weak, you die. Get it?
Yes, Sir. /lt's a matter of strength!
When will you ever learn..?
Hey! Choi Doo-Shik! /Yes, Sir!
Got any clients, yet? /Barely signed one up. How 'bout you?
Asked a buddy for help, but I'm not sure..
Say, wanna go for a drink?
Nah. Got an appointment.
Ah, come on. /Sorry. Prior engagement.
Traitor! What happened to living and dying together?
Gotta go. /Hey, Doo-Shik.
Come on, man! Choi Doo-Shik!
Still hanging around, Mr. Im? /Not for long.
Hey, Sang-Pil?
Mind and Body? /lt's a room salon.
The owner's an army buddy of mine..
..wants to see you 'cause he can't understand a thing.
These people have savings accounts, too?
Anyway, I got ya. Thanks.
Suppose I come here 'n' work out, do some body-building, huh?
Tae Kwon Do isn't about body-building. It's mental discipline.
Say, do you teach anything else?
Like how to get out of a head lock..
A true martial artist never gets trapped like that.
Look.
Say a guy comes up to you to put on a head lock..
Then all you do is kick, k-kick-kick!
What if, what if you're actually caught?
When you're caught?
So, boom! You're stuck, right? Here's the face..
All you do is just go like this with your leg,
and just kick!
How 'bout when you're caught sideways? /Sideways? Ah, sideways, right?
So you're stuck. The guy's face is here..
..then, you go like this and just kick!
So he's here now, right?
So you just kick.. like that?
There you go!
Right. I think I'll be leaving now.
What, already?
I'll just go like this! /lt's not wrestling, you know.. Dae-Ho!
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Wrestlers Needed
Wrestling Uniforms Free of Charge
Ah, President Park! Yes, of course. I know.. Well, the.. just a moment..
about the issue we discussed before.. I'm afraid we can't.
Why not?
Well, who knows?
Oh, the higher-ups don't like you I hear..anyway..
I guess this rings even during calls..
Oh, Managing Director Kim! Wow! It's windy here, is it windy there, too?
Why is it windy? Well, it's just blowing. It blows and..
I'm hanging up.
Combat Techniques Applicable to Daily Living!
How are you doing?
It's the first time.. for me to be with a man..
Can somebody tell me what the hell is going on?
Wanna know what that is?
We've got the second quarter performance evaluation..
..and customer feedback cards!
Guess what it says..
Hello.
Ah, ah.. yes.. no problem.
I was hoping to pay my respects anyway.. Right, right.
Certainly..
Why, thank you.
What the *** are you?
Get the *** out!
Huh?
Didn't you hear me?
I said get out!
Awesome Power!
Jang's Pro-Wrestling Gymnasium
Long-suffering!
Seventeen seven...
Seventeen eight!
Why aren't you in practice? Get rid of that ping pong table!
Who the ***?
Yeo Kun-Bu and his nutcrackers, Kim II and the nuclear head butt..
..Chun Kyu-Duk and the Tangsoo-chop, Chang Young-Chul and the drop kick!
***, those were the days..
Say, tell me something..
..that Ultra Tiger Mask, the King of cheating techniques, wasn't that you?
Wow, that was something!
Everyone liked Kim Il, but not me.
I liked him. Loved it whenever he came on!
***, he was the Master! And the Ultra Power Boom Boom!
It's the foul and cheating that topped it all.
Why, there's that slipper.. this thing with nails in it..
He'd swipe the other guy's face and then there's the blood, gore and oooh!
..and then you turn the other cheek, and whish!
He was the nastiest of the nastiest!
So what the *** brings you here? /Huh?
Head locks.. that's a wrestling thing, right?
This one time I got caught and couldn't get out!
How do you free yourself from that?
I said just go home. /Wait! I really want to learn..
You think this is just some Tae Kwon Do studio you just walk into?
I did sports in my school days. /Yeah, like what?
Long distance running.
Well, you just run all the way back home then.
No, you don't understand.
Can't you just show me how to get out of a head lock?
***, another stubborn ***.
Okay, try 'n' grab me..
Harder.. harder!
Get lost!
Mister, Minister.. I mean, Master!
Didn't I tell you not to go this way.
Get over here, you piece of ***..
Stand straight.. you low life. I'll squash your head like a melon.
Scumbag!
Hey, you. Get over here!
Hey, what's going on here?
Just go on home, Gramps!
What the..?
I've got a younger brother like you at home.
And I've got an older one like you, ***! So what?
Where did he go, that son of a ***!
Hello? Yes.. who's this?
There he is!
Looking for pairs?
You should come home earlier. Do you know what time it is?
Bet you're late for work everyday, aren't you?
And you've been drinking, too!
Wow! What a nose!
You're a real bloodhound, Pops!
What the *** kind of *** is that to your old man?
Besides, what's with your nose?
Oh, this. I sort of ran into something on the way home.
Your boss must be a real sweetheart to keep you around!
Hold it, Pops! Sure you wanna do that?
Look, you've got the first pair alright and the next one, too, but you forgot..
Where..?
Here! Go for this and..
..oops, guess I was wrong.
Just go to sleep, especially if you don't know *** from dog ***!
Pops.. Sir, enjoy yourself.
Don't enjoy yourself too much now.
I'm sorry.
If you're sorry then just go to sleep!
Okay.
That's what I've got for a son? Why should I be so fortunate!
I dedicate this song and this belt to the woman I love, Miss Jo!
A girl.. with dark and lovely eyes..
On the outside she seems so haughty..
But her heart is smooth as silk..
I've really fallen for her...
She's got to have a heart to be a woman...
A pretty face isn't just a woman..
When she gives her heart for all time..
She is a true woman..
When you love a woman..
Love can be blind.. but even so..
She's..
What's going on? What the f..? Hey, man, I'm singing!
What the f..?
Who's that?
Just hold on now. There's more.
Come here!
Take this!
So, it doesn't want to come off?
Let's have a look at you!
Yikes! Mommee! Who's this?
My neck! My neck!
Why are you doing this to me? What do you want?
What's this now?
One Minute!
Haven't exercised in a while.. bit of a haul I'd say.
Still got here in under one minute from the bus station!
Can I see the Coach?
How could you do this to me?
What makes you so damn important after the fact?
So you're a big shot 'cause you brought in a sponsor and got the TV rights?
Who's this? Okay. Alright.
Hey! Don't just stand around like jerks.
Go get something to eat.
Fair enough. There's one condition.
No big deal, really. Just train me a wrestler who specializes in cheating.
What?
Well, there's a reason Yubiho's agreed to a fight..
..afterwards, he's got a tour in Japan.
He's up against this 'death match' guy.
A real killer, know what I mean?
I think the Japanese are coming to see Yubiho's potential.
So he wants a real crowd pleaser.
So hell, why not a fun character?
I talked to Coach Lee and they refuse to train a cheating wrestler.
That's why you're going to bring me one.
Bring me somebody fun, lots of character.. like Ultra Tiger Mask!
Looks like the Coach is going to be late.
How about tomorrow, instead?
Oh, it's okay.. don't mind me.
Yeah..
Bank Clerk, Now a Wrestling Cheat
Hello? /Mr. Im. It's me, Jang.
Ah, yes.. How are you, Coach?
Um, well, let's see.. Still interested in wrestling?
What? Yeah, sure!
There's a match tomorrow.
Know the village of Sang-Chun?
Take the #77 bus and get off at the village.
Walk another five minutes and you'll get to a school.
Sang.. what? Number 77? Nice number!
Change buses!
Ah, change buses?
Right, got it. I got it!
Pro-Wrestling Match
What's so funny?
Sorry.
There's no character. No impact to the match.
You want me to cheat, all the time?
You're the 'Foul King'! All you have to do is cheat.. and well!
The Ultra Tiger Mask had the neatest move.
Ultra Tiger Power *** or something.
The "Ultra Tiger Thunder Power Bomb".
Anyway, you've gotta learn the ropes!
Um, cheating's also a technique?
Everything's possible because everything's a technique.
Oh, I see.
So, let's have a toast!
Why the laugh? /lt's just so funny.
You going to laugh like that during the match?
The match.. Whew! I'll have to do well.
Okay, let's have a drink. /Yes, sir.
Aren't we going? /Uh, yeah, let's get going..
What the hell are you waiting for.. Get up! Let's go!
Don't just sit there, say hello to each other.
I told you, this is the new guy who came to learn pro-wrestling.
Pleased to meetcha. My name is lm Dae-Ho.
I'm Mt. Taebaik. /I'm Mt. Odai.
Mt. Taebaik and Mt. Odai? You're both mountains..
Mountains..
This is our loan officer.
Pleasure to meet you. My name is Hwang.
Nice to meet you. My name is Choi. /Ah, yes.
Thank you in advance for your help.
Okay, you can go now.
Yes, sir.
Mister!
Go change your clothes, please.
What in the world are you wearing?
Do you think you're at a match? /Pardon?
Go change into something else.
Right.
Okay, let's start with a basic strength test.
Jockey position, please.
Where's the Coach?
Jockey position! /What?
Huh? But where's the Coach?
You think this is some sort of joke?
Yes?
Raise your arms a little higher.
Take a rest now.
Those with below-average performances Mr. Choi Doo-Shik, Mr. Im Dae-Ho..
Mr. Choi, Mr. Im, get over here now.
Just what the hell is going on here?
Do you know where I've just been?
I've been with personnel!
Of some 6000 workers, from 300 banks,
guess how your performances rate?
They came to take your performance profiles!
Not just one, but two from this branch alone!
How? How could you do this to me? To me!
Terribly sorry. /Very sorry, sir.
Get me the customer account listing, and you, get me an evaluation report.
Right away.
Sir, I've been unable to complete the list due to certain irregularities.
What? Why complicate matters?
Just get Mr. Park to co-sign and authorize it.
I still don't have authorization from the top.
As you know, this amount is quite large.. and it's a credit loan, not a collateral..
Okay, I'll take full responsibility. Just take care of it by the 15th. Got it?
Understood?
Wow, are all these stuff for cheating?
Hey, this is a fork!
It's a wooden fork painted silver. You'll be using that one quite often.
Eiken Haruka and Abdulah the Butcher used to use this a lot.
Oh, this one looks real enough, huh?
That one's genuine. The next one is a prop.
Okay, extend this line from your shoulders to your toes.
Raised heel. See? See?
You see? Alright, now it's your turn.
Relax your shoulders! Hey, are your heels raised? Yeah. You're doing well.
But do I have to keep this line extended? It's a little.. uncomfortable.
Good grief! A pro-wrestler has to entertain! Now, what else should I teach you?
How about escaping from a head lock.
Right. I'll teach you how to escape from a head lock and do an arm twist as well.
Okay, try to break me.
Hey.. hey! /Yeah?
Let go. /Why?
Just let go. /But why?
Let's try that one again.
Okay, don't twist me too quickly. Slowly..
Alright, how's that? /Hey it hurts! It hurts!
Really? Are you in pain?
Who doesn't feel pain when his arm's twisted?
How come..
Now, what else? /The Cobra Twist.
How about something else?
You don't know the Cobra Twist? /Of course I know it.
Look. Look here.
Okay, this is the twist. Put your legs here, like this.
Twist your arms this way. You're doing well. One, two..
Does it hurt? /No, not really.
Does it hurt.. now? /I'm alright.
Huh? Once you get caught like this, you can't really get up..
What do you mean, I can't get up?
Pain? What's this? You got caught?
Are you really a pro-wrestler?
Shall we raise our arms a little? Good.
Very nice. We're taking our picture..
Stay.. taking our picture.. Great! Once more.
One..
Two.. Three..
Four..
Try to get out.. try.
Are you just coming in now?
No, I'm just leaving, on my way to the office to get an early start.
Ooh, the weather looks..
Hey, get back inside and go to bed!
Who in the world goes to work at this time of night?
When will you ever grow up, I wonder..
King!
Got it? Don't worry about me and just attack me with full force.
Right? Got it?
Don't get nervous and do it like we practiced.
Dae-Ho! Pay attention! Got your gadgets?
Oh, right. The fork.
How can you think of it just now?
Dae-Ho.
Uh, just a minute.
Dae-Ho.
Fork.. fork.. where the hell is my fork?
Hey, either break me or come at me. /What?
I said, break me.. or come at me.
Powder, use your powder! /Powder?
Huh? It's blood! I'm bleeding..
What the..?
Thank you. Thank you very much.
I'm so sorry, I didn't know it was a real fork.
I knew this would happen ever
since you got the real one and the prop confused.
I'm very sorry.
Hey, it's okay.. By the way.. got a real charge when the crowd went wild.
Excellent work.
You're O.K.?
Let's go!
Witch ***! This is the first time she came to say we did a good job?
We gotta spill blood to hear a kind word!
That was pretty good. Lots of fun.
Here.. /What's this?
It's a script.. the scenario. /And.. you want me to take this..
Blockhead! You haven't gotten any smarter since..
Look! Don't you get it yet?
Can't you tell if this is egg yolk or a golden egg?
I'll cut you in for half of the profits, just do it like the script. Do a good job.
He's a wrestling cheat so there's no such thing as a finishing technique, got it?
Call me later.
Right. Now, pull out the slipper. You whack him..
once, again.. and again!
Hey!
Are you just going to yell 'ah ah'?
You've got to go tag your partner. Idiots!
Hey! You've got to look reluctant!
Do it!
Re..luctant..ly!
Now, Yubiho comes into the ring. /Oh, and I'm playing Yubiho?
Not that you're..
Alright, enter Yubiho. Asura X, acts scared and retreats a little.
As you retreat you do the slipper attack again.
You get hit. You take it away from him and throw it away.
Next.. you flip Asura X on to the floor.
Let's just say we did it.
Fall down. Practice getting flipped!
Right. Next, Yubiho climbs onto the rope..
..and performs his special trick a mid-air, triple-spin body press!
Why no body press?
Come on, how could I possibly do that?
Just pretend. Just act it out!
Okay, Asura X. You're in pain..
and you can't see a way out of this..
..then take two fingers..
spread them and poke Yubiho in the eyes!
You didn't have to poke me so hard! /Well, he told me to do it!
What the hell are you guys doing? /Look what he did to my eyes!
Oh, get up.
Do I still have to keep on cheating in the ring?
A wrestler who cheats either loses by default, or by a technical ruling.
Okay, get up. Now,
Yubiho continues with a double Karate-chop. Twice. /Twice?
Bounces off the ropes and drop kicks.
I get slapped again? Why do I always get hit?
You don't want to do it? Then quit!
Dae-Ho.
Why don't you have a look at this? /What is it?
It's a book on wrestling techniques and video.
Hey, this is in Japanese..
There are many photos.. it should be easy.
Right. Thanks.
Min-Young, I'll work hard.
The Animal Kingdom
Choi Doo-Shik, get in the car.
That's all right. I prefer to walk.
I'm not asking you, I'm telling you.
Got any plans this evening? Nothing special, right?
Come over to Madam Oh's Karaoke.
You've met Mr. Hwang? He'd like to buy you a drink.
For me?
Here you are. /What's this?
You know, it's an application for that loan.
You said that you needed more information for the paperwork, right?
Well, the deputy-manager here took care of all the details.
We'd like you to take care of it right away.
And be sure to show up later.
Do you like the 'Animal Kingdom'?
Pardon?
When you watch it you learn the rules of survival.. it's all there.
The will of nature, survival of the fittest, etc..
I embrace nature's wisdom.. learn its philosophy..
marvel at its cruelty..
Autumn's already over.
Have a good evening.
Are you going home?
Yes, good bye. /See you tomorrow.
Hey, Dae-Ho! /They've changed the security guard.
Yeah, guess the deputy-manager didn't like him and replaced him.
Going somewhere? /Why do you ask?
Let's go have a drink. /I can't. I have to go.
Every evening you're going somewhere.
I've got something to discuss. Let's go. /I said I can't.
Where in the world are you going, hmm?
I said, where are you going?
Doo-Shik!
Listen carefully to what I have to say. This is no joke.
I'm on my way to practice wrestling.
All right. I got it. I got it. So let's go and have a drink, okay?
I'm sorry. I should have told you earlier. You're disappointed in me, aren't you?
I know, I know. I'm really sorry.
But I have to tell you, I'm a real wrestler.
I wear a mask as well.
I understand.. go.. just leave.
Go and wrestle.
Ha, I've seen guys who refuse to drink due to their father's passing..
..but this is the first time I've seen someone leave to go wrestling.
Ms Jo, Ms Jo!
Oh, you're here. Have you been drinking?
Well, seems like you drink every evening..
What? You think I'm drunk?
You think I'm drunk, don't you..
Coach, may I have the key? The key...
The desk drawer?
You think wrestling's a show... Life's a show, ***..
Pick it up.
What the *** is this?
It's been difficult for us all. Don't be too disappointed..
Go back to your seat.
Yes, sir.
Yes, this is Choi Doo-Shik.
Yes, that's correct.
Right.
No, I can't, it's just not possible.
How many times have I told you?
What part of the word 'no' don't you understand?
Hello! Who's yelling? Hello.. Wh..what?
You son of a ***! Don't dis me just because I work at a desk!
Burn me or bury me, it's up to you, ***!
I'm not arguing with a *** like you! Hang up, prick!
What the hell are you doing?
What?
Want me to quit? I will!
Hey, Doo-Shik!
The Back Drop of Sadness
Well, since everyone's pretty much in a gloomy mood..
..our deputy-manager's inviting you all out for a drink at Madam Oh's this evening.
Hope you can all come.
Also for next week's get-together for sushi,
we'd like everyone's participation.
In behalf of our deputy-manager, I thank you in advance.
That's all.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Next up, I'd like to introduce our angel of the bank accounts, our own Ms Jo!
Hey, great title. "The way you look at me.. with that smile on your face".
Applaud!
Ms Jo!
Please don't cry for me..
Hey, Jo Eun-Hee!
Please don't weep for me..
Please don't look at me like that..
With your meaningless smile..
Think they make a good couple? /They certainly do.
Those two? /What, you don't think so?
How about you, do they look good to you?
Yo, Ms Jo, do you think you 'spark' when you're singing with Mr. Park?
Hey, what are you going to do?
Now love is..
Take your hands off! ***!
You think the world's that easy?
Who is it?
Dae-Ho?
Have you been drinking?
Yes.. but I'm sober now.
What happened? What's wrong with your face?
It's nothing. I'm okay.
Uh, Min-Young.. I have a favor..
[ Skipped item nr. 536 ]
Can you help with my back drop?
What?
Back drop..
O.K. Hold from the back, tight.. tighter!
Open up!
Now, flip me.
What the?
You've gotta help me flip you..
Think Yubiho's gonna help you?
Now try and flip me. One..
Two..
Three!
You O.K.?
You like flowers?
What?
Oh, yeah.. here.
Is your neck alright?
Uh, I've been meaning to ask..
..the Coach, your father, wasn't he the Ultra Tiger Mask?
It was him, right?
I was a great fan of his.
I heard.
My father told me when you got here..
..said you were weird.
Dae-Ho..
Why'd you take up wrestling?
Um, why did I start?
I'm a little embarrassed 'bout it..
Been a while..
Never done a thing with such enthusiasm..
Maybe that's why..
When I was in the ring the other day, I thought..
'No fear. This is great!'
'At least I'm the best in the ring..'
'..whatever they say I'm the best.'
Anyway, I really had a good time.
Hmm?
I said it was great.
Here's the bus.
Is this the last bus?
Sure. Last bus.
By the way, how heavy is Yubiho?
About 80 to 90 kilos, why?
Pops, I know you've been frustrated with my childish ways for a long time.
Right. Just do better from now on.
God! What in the world..? /I'll be the best from now on.
Jerk! What the hell?
You birdbrain! Grow up!
Oh, I mean.. /When will you ever learn?
Get out!
You, you..
Who.. are you?
Please, don't be alarmed.. It's me, Dae-Ho.
What.. Dae-Ho?
Why are you wearing that? I was startled.
Forgive me.
Didn't have the nerve without wearing this mask.
Please forgive me.
Do you know how late it is?
I want to apologize for last night. Don't know what came over me..
I am really sorry.
It's okay. You were a little wasted.
Yeah, not sure what you'll think when I tell you..
..what I want to say is..
Ms Jo, I love you.
I've always been in love with you.. and I'll always love you.. forever..
Wait..
Wait a minute. What are you saying?
What?
Are you drunk?
Requiem in the Ring
Wait.
Waiting Room Yubiho & No Ji-Shim
Ah, Koyama-san.
Oh-san, how are you?
This is Yubiho. /Nice to meet you.
Sorry.
He's not here yet?
Any calls? What's happened?
Uh, oh. What should we do?
What the hell is going on over here?
Is there a wrestler or not?
Did you even get a wrestler for the match?
What happens when the crowd finds out?
They'll feed us to the dogs!
He's just arrived.
Holy ***..
Who's he? Why the evil eye?
What?
Just this once, please!
Yeah, just this one time. /Shut up!
Think you can just bring me back after I die?
Aren't you worried for me as a promoter.. or a human being?
It's a tag match. You can do it, I know.
Sure, if I can do it, why can't you? /You stay out of this.
This is life and death! Keep on doing this and I'm outta here!
I'm going to up and leave!
Where are you going? /Let go!
I don't have a lot to live for but you want me to get killed?
If you really want someone, do it yourself!
What? Do you want this to be our last?
Yeah, right.. who cares?
I give up, I don't care.
I'm leaving.
What?
Where are you going? /Don't know.
Be that way, you loser!
You piece of ***.. you pig.. ***!
Hey, you still with them?
Yeah, might as well stick with 'em.
Yo, you're still taking lessons from Min-Young?
Bring me my suit!
I told them what to do.
The Japanese are getting hot and heavy.
In 10 minutes, we'll signal the announcer to give you a sign.
Going to rip off his mask?
We'll see. If I feel like it!
When the announcer says, "10 minutes have elapsed"..
..Yubiho will do his 'Fire Bomb' twice.
Get up on the first. Stay down on the second.
That's it. Got it?
Remember, down on the second Fire Bomb!
Now for tonight's highlight,
we present the main event for your viewing pleasure!
First, the sultan of strength, No Ji-Shim!
Next, enjoying immense popularity and just returning from Japan..
..the very best in technical wrestling, Yu-bi-ho!
Next, our challengers from the ranks of Jang's Gymnasium..
..the human Kong, Killer Kong!
..and the horrible Foul King, Asura X!
Hmm, looks like a wrestling match on TV.
Second out!
Look! It's Sharon Stone!
Julia Roberts! Demi Moore!
I give up!
Hey, already?
Hey, let go, release him.
How come you're already switching with me?
Don't know. Tripped. I fell down.
The slipper! Slipper! /What?
He's coming, he's coming!
Give up? /One, two..
Give up? Give up?
Give up? Give up?
Touch.. touch.. /No touch.. no touch..
One two three..
One two three..
One two three..
Yubiho, Yubiho!
One two..
One two..
Ten Minutes have elapsed..
Stop them!
You're awake? How do you feel?
I'll go get you some porridge.
Bye. /Let's not be too late going home /okay
Good night, sir.