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It's thirty years, which kinda sucks —
Except for those who've made big bucks
Careers may come and they may go
But Yale will always seek your dough
Your waist expands, your hair contracts
You start forgetting basic facts
But the Alumni Fund will still prevail
to make you send donations back to Yale.
A show called "Glee" has made it cool
to join a singing group at school
And though we're thirty years too late
Our kids can still matriculate.
They could be Whiffs, we understand
If we fork over fifty grand.
But now we learn to our chagrin
Even as legacies they can't get in!
Lyrics by Joseph Teig '80 and Joseph Finder '80