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- No, Sofia!
- Coffee! - Coffee...
- I need it clear. - You can record Karolina, not me.
- Make her an interview. - Me to her? - Yeah...
- Good mourning! - Good mourning... but I'm suppoused to salute you first.
- Good mourning, today our guest will be a talented famous market clothes seller...
- ...from the land of Cieszyn, here it is Karolina S. - Karolina-Karolina!
- Please, tell us about... hmm... do you like your job? Do you feel satisfaction in what you do?
- I don't feel satisfaction, because I never sit down and my legs hurt like hell all the time... and I want to beat my boss for the lack of chairs.
- Right, I've read in many social networks that between you and him there are always discussion about a chair. Why you still can't find an agreement?
- Because no one of us wants to take a chair.
- Aha, but if it hurts you...
- ...you have to solve this problem.
- How do you comment that?
- What a beautiful sunset!
- Ok, Miss S. is avoiding any comment. The chair-case remains unsolved.
- How we talk ***. - ***, how I talk ***. (it's our motto)
- Do the clients respect you?
- Of course. I have to say that I have a big success with 70 years old men.
- They come, they don't buy anything, but say that they come to "fill their eyes".
- Ah... we can envy you!
- What is the general age of your clients?
- Mostly they are old people, but there are also sometimes young people,for example workers or nurses, etc... - Why you talk like that? - ...sometimes people come to visit their grannies, etc, etc... and...
- What a interview!
- Oh, I'm sure that millions of people will watch this show!
- Look how that roof is funny! What happened to it?
- I think that a lot of people will watch our show, a lot of people goes to the markets...
- ...a lot of people also sells as well in markets... so the problem of the missing of the chair is totally ordinary between the other sellers.
- Yes, right! This is a typical element that generates illnesses, like the varicose veins... - Right... right... - ...that is no more only genetical, but also a social illness.
- But in the summer season the business is generally weak, you have to take good places to sell, because the markets aren't exciting anymore. - My granny is looking here from the window!
- I'm so sorry... - The granny is looking from the window! - we will cut this, we will cut this.
- Did your stand ever had problems with thieves?
- My friend, that has a stand with the Avon cosmetics... it's a real story... - We salute the camera operator!
- On her stand she had also some jewelry from Avon, she had exposed a bracelet, earrings, ring and a necklace. When there came a crowd of people, one of the grannies stole the necklace, and the lady had a scandal with this.
- So alarming! - Yeah, right? For 50 zloty. - Shocking!
- 50 zloty for Avon?
- Did she report this to the police?
- No, because anyway it's hard to find the thief, and she felt guilty for not paying enough attention.
- I see. So now maybe we can pass to topics that are more private, personal... How about your life?
- You can't curse live!
- Well, it's not that bad...
- We can put a covering noise bip-bip.
- I think that with some good... I don't know how people say it, waves or what? - Winds!
- ...with some good flowers... - Flowers!
- With some good flowers... I... I think that I will have a heart attack when I will have 30 years.
- Why you think that you will die this way?
- Because I feel my brain is boiling non-stop. - Aha.
- Does the brain have something in common with heart attack? - Of course, psychology affects a lot the heart attacks.
- Maybe you will have a stroke or something? - I don't want that, because this often paralizes the person.
- With a stroke you can die too. - Well, of course, I accept only a external death, because I wouldn't like to be an invalid.
- Why don't you have a taste of candies? Even if you you brought them here.
- Oh, I thank you so much. This is one product that we sell, 15 ounces for 6 zloty. It's cheap.
- You sell candies with clothes? - Not everywhere, in the markets we don't sell it. But in the sanitarials people buy it, because they are from Katowice for example, so they don't know the czech products.
- Unbelievable!
- These candies are from Czech Republic? - Czech candies! - From Orion.
- Really? I'm in shock!
- I'm in shock - Maja started to bark. - The dog has been moved too by this news.
- Let's try this taste. - This is a candy that is selled were my mom works.
- How she eats that!
- Eww! - What? - She is eating fishes and smells!
- Maja! - Have a good meal! - Maja - my beautiful Maja!
- Are you going to a vacation? - I already went to the seaside. - Aha, right! Do not record me, our guest is over there!
- Maybe we can talk about dog care?
- No? Ok!
- Maybe we can talk... about mass motorization?
- Yes. - How does you car perform? - Wonderfully!
- Generally I don't have any problems with it. - When do you plan to buy a new one?
- I plan to keep this car for a life time, but everyone tells me that is impossible. But I believe I can, I'm an optimist.
- You will get bored of it... like it happens with everything.
- This interview is for morons! - The show for morons!
- Maybe you can say something right away from yourself, confide something to us.
- This is a one and only occasion! - My legs hurt non-stop. - Aha.
- We will give a contact number...
- Where did it fall? - Ewww!
- Maja! - Don't give her chocolate!
- Ok, we are giving a contact number on the screen for this lady: willing masseurs are invited to call!
- And they can cherish you. - Surely Mr. Andrzej will call. - Mr. Andrzej is specifically invited to call...
- Oh right, I know what I wanted to ask! Please tell us how is the romance with Mr. Piotr going.
- This is a topic that can be interviewed in another place. - You can speak with a code.
- A code?
- Or in english... the majority of our viewers are dumbs and won't understand.
- No way.
- That's unpleasant. I think that our viewers are curious.
- Is that walnut tree yours? - Yes, but the nuts didn't grew up.
- And the weeping willow is your too? - Of course. - They are beautiful! - I know.
- I would like a big garden full of weeping willows. It would be great. - And a seesaw in it. - Oh... - My dad wanted to cut it down... - He's nuts!
- It must have been growing so much time.
- "With high heels!". And she was still talking of crap, and we were just not listening to her...
- I feel like I'm on a carousel.
- It's cold. It cooled a lot.
- Look at Maja!
- "With high heels!"
- I didn't hear that. - "With high heels!". Say that!
- Karo! Karolina! - What!
- "With High heels!"
- "With high heels!"
- Maja! "With high heels!" - What is she doing?
- It was in some winter holidays. - Yes?
- Do the voice.
- Good mourning. - Good mourning. - Good mourning Maja.
- Good mourning!
- "With high heels!"
- Or I feel like went 20 years ago to high school... - Yeah yeah yeah. Or at the primary school... - Do not record me, please.
- Maybe now we can make an interview with Mrs. Maja.
- What would you eat?
- With this lovely accent, we will end our show. Maybe the camera operator wants to say something.
- I'm Zosia.
- Goodbye, she said everything.
- Karolina, say goodbye to all the viewers. - Goodbye to Mr. Andrzej.