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Dani Pe NET presents BATMAN
The Dark Knight ... with *** goatee.
You again?
Hello, Batman !
Suck on my *** ! What do you want, Joker ?
I called you to let you know I've kidnapped a chick from Gothesti City.
You'll never find where I hid her...
Sucker! I own a Detector.
Wait ! What ?
Detector.
That device able to detect kidnapped chicks.
You ... are ... very...stupid.
It's called...Pussytector.
I only got A in school.
You only get A d*ck up your *** in school.
Anyways...
I've stolen your Pussytector batteries...
...so...
Suck it while you smile !
Stick them up your ***...
My detector is an android app.
No need for batteries.
There's no time.
I've placed a Shitbomb there...
...and it got a watch.
You stupid ox !
"Kidnapped *** Detector" "Loading"
Mother f*ckin' glass !
You're tied up. What's that ?
Internet cable...that's deep!
That's Joker's shitbomb...
I'll search you bag ... for something able to cut that cable. Cool ?
Is this yours ?
It's mine now.
What's this ?
Another one...
OK. That's yours.
Let's trade. You can have this back. That's mine.
And now, since I saved you...let's f"uck.
Let me disguise Joker's Shitbomb first...
Shitbomb .... no...
Present for Joker.
And now...let's make love.
Nice ***
A present for me ?
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/ song: Dani Pe NET - Jos Textila /