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Go on ahead, I'll be right there
== Hello, Melanie. Hi, Mattes. == Hi
== Well, how are you? == Good! And you? Are you getting off work?
Yes, finally. It was a stressful night. All I'm looking forward to now is my warm, cozy bed.
I believe it
== You know what? Ration's has fresh lobster. == Oh, I love lobster!
I know! Tonight, 8 o'clock, my place?
== Okay, deal == Great, I'm looking forward to it
Bye, Mattes
== Well, you two are pretty chummy, eh? == Some objection?
It looked almost as though you were just getting hit on by a woman
I had no clue you were into women. Have I missed something?
How does that work anyway? I mean, purely from a technical standpoint - isn't there something missing?
I think you're missing something. Namely up here. Man, Mattes, don't you have any gay friends?
Uhhh...
No
So dumb! Oh, how could anyone be so stupid!
Helen! What's wrong?
Come on, let's split. Wherever she shows up, there's only trouble.
== My coat is gone == But you have it on
This isn't my coat
Someone must have accidentally picked up the wrong coat in the cafe
I only just now noticed it, because my keys aren't there and my cellphone is missing
One more time, slowly. Is there anything in it? Any kind of identification, names, addresses?
== Yes, here's some kind of annual pass for HVV == Well, you see? There we already have the woman's name.
Lobster and white wine. When may I come over?
Things that will go bad go into the refrigerator for now. We'll try to track down the woman...
... and you call the arson investigator
== Coming? == Yes
So, I've gotten a hold of the woman. She hadn't even noticed the mix-up yet.
== So is she going to bring the coat then? == Yes... that is to say, no. First she has an appointment - dentist.
Hopefully a root canal
After that she'll come by here
After that? Great!
I am dead on my feet
Listen, I have an idea
You simply leave the coat here, I'll call you a taxi...
and you go to my place and rest yourself up
There should be a fresh toothbrush in the bathroom cabinet. Everything's there - make yourself at home.
Ohh... thank you
You're a sweetheart, what would I do without you?!
Ahem, Thomsen recognized the anonymous caller. I have the address.
Yeah, okay. See you later.
See you later
Lobster, white wine... what comes after that?
== We're going to a really hardcore lesbian club == You're not serious!
Jeez Louise, we're friends with each other, we do things that friends do. Hang out together, chat, have fun.
And are you sure she doesn't want more?
Man, just because Helen likes women, that hardly means she's after everything that has two legs and no beard!
Well, I don't know... I mean, when I make a date with a pretty woman, I'm not thinking about just drinking tea and chatting
== Why should it be any different with Helen? == Because her name is not 'Mattes'...?
Oh come on, Melanie, don't be so naive
Or does playing with fire excite you? A little bit? Hm? A little bit?
Oh, Ms. Anneza's coat was turned in
== Thanks very much == You're welcome
I've discovered something very interesting
== Oha == What, 'oha'?
Well, I'd sure like to be looked at like that sometime
Like this?
No. So in love like that.
You're nuts
Well if you say so
And? Discover anything?
Guess who the shipyard belongs to
== Helen == Hey
I just had to get out and get some fresh air, I thought I'd pick you up
== My jacket looks good on you == Yeah, doesn't it?
Well, I think everything is in here, but you'd better take another look
Oh, fantastic!
Cellphone is there, keys too
Whoops!
Oh, no!
== That was a great evening == We look ridiculous!
What do you mean, WE look ridiculous? YOU look ridiculous!
What?? What do you mean, I look ridiculous?! Look at how cross-eyed you are!
== Yeah hah hah, that's my specialty. That's what I do best. == I can't do it at all, I try though
== Of course you can do it. Of course - everyone can. == I can't
== Just watch == You can, I'll show you how. Here, at the tip of your nose.
== Like this == No!
== When you see double, then you're doing it right == So, now I see you doubled
== You don't either == I do! Look at this! Right now!
== But you're not cross-eyed == It must be crossed, this eye
== I'm seeing two of you == That doesn't matter. You really can't.