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for the carpet cleaners.
You know they're doing my whole place for $25?
Oh, no, no, no.
Not the Sunshine Carpet Cleaners?
Yeah. You heard of 'em?
They're a crazy religious cult.
The carpet cleaning is just a means
for them to get into your apartment.
So? For a $25 cleaning,
I can listen to some pointless blather.
I do it. I'm not n getting the cleaning.
Here it comes.
[CLEARS THROAT]
You forgot to sign your check.
Sorry.
You sure, uh...
there isn't anything else?
No.
So that's it?
Unless you need a receipt.
I wish that was all I needed.
Life can be so confusing.
I-I'm-- I'm searching for answers anywhere.
Good luck with that.
But I--
t a p.
They just cleaned the carpets and left.
Call themselves a cult.
So you're angry that this bizarre carpet cabal
made no attempt to abduct you?
They could have at least tried.
You know, maybe they thought you looked
too smart to be brainwashed.
Please.
Too dumb?
Well. Mackie's back in town.
Nice duds.
Are they here?
Uh, they're in my office right now.
They haven't said anything to you?
About what?
What kind of a ***, stuck-up cult is this?
Excuse me.
Did you hire the Sunshine Carpet Cleaners?
Yes. To clean up the coffee stain
left by Jerry Seinfeld.
Mr...
Mr. Wilhelm, what are y--?
What are you doing here?
I'm here to clean the carpets.
Most of the world is carpeted,
and one day, we will do the cleaning.
Him, you brainwashed?
What's he got that I don't have?!
Mr. Wilhelm, listen, you've been abducted.
Please, Mr. Wilhelm, you gotta listen to me.
Wilhelm?
My name is Tanya.
[SPEAKING IN JAPANESE]
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