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sometimes i feel like i'm sitting in the back of barbie and ken 101
a class were all in but never seem to learn from
some general ed requirement for students of american culture
one that convinces even the brightest of young women that sex is survival of the thinnest
and im sick of this education that does not serve our best interest.
my teacher has no face
she is every revlon model women have ever chased
her lectures can be seen in the backs of magazines, beauty ads
and marketing campaigns. ***, just turn on your TV, this just in:
"A skewed perspective for todays youth: yal' ladies ain't thin enough, fellas ain't trim enough, want to be sexy? yal don't go to the gym enough.."
- cut to commercial.
Come on, just tune into their maintinence team, tell you you're ugly then tell you how to fix it with
maybelline, please - they are just molding barbie to fit the new trend. Next their gonna have:
"Club-hopping Barbie! (with thongs as accessories)"
"Video Hoe Barbie (Abusive boyfriend sold separately)"
"Under-aged Barbie (Koby Bryant/Michael Jackson/Insert inappropriate male here) included
Or "9/11 victim Barbie" and Ken is proud to get recruited. problem is -
all these teachings are womens decay, and my girlfriend is sitting up front and she's getting an A
this is where I start getting really pissed off, ok?
When the f*ck did it become all about:
"tuckin in the gut I wanna get the bigger ***/ ***, I wanna fit a little better in a dress/ so let me get a little skinny, gotta fit into an itty-bitty size slimmer just to liven up the chest/"
PLEASE, teacher teacher -
I want to give my oral presentation, because I have a problem with the
class and matter of fact, I have, a damn problem with your whole
administration, youre the reason my girl won't sit across from me in restaurants
The reason she thinks shes overweight
in over ten spots, less gut less pudge less looks, less real
more looks more love more "Barbie appeal"
oh ***, f•ck Barbie & Ken, their the reason 15-year-old girl's arms are slit
the reason 12-year-olds think skinny is a compliment, and
now its too late
I cant write my way through these bathroom doors, so I raise my hand in class cuz
I cant take it anymore. Teacher teacher your lectures are backwards, you've got
mothers and daughters forgetting what matters. Cuz above hips *** lips legs and ugz
The most real-•ss sh•t are women who don't give a ***
So screw all your teachings, your lessons and plans
you scewed, sick distant relative of "the man"
you're plan for brainwashing my baby I reject
I'm walkin out of your class and I will proudly take my F