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The following is a public service announcement from A.S.S.D.I.D. The American Society Serving
Debutantes In Denial
I still got it.
I can have any man I want
It's an affliction that can strike at any time.
It's tea.
Denial. Discouragement. Despair.
A lot of alliteration there, Miss VoiceOver Lady. But I bet they never called you Queen
of the Voiceover.
But when it happens to a debutante,
I wasn't just a debutante. I was THE debutante.
we can only...
... What? Write plays about her?
Hope and pray that it doesn't happen to another.
Like anyone would ever play YOU in a movie.
But it does. Last year more than half a million debutantes were diagnosed with Debutante Denial
Syndrome, and those numbers are rising.
But only one of them came from Belle Reve.
If you know—or even think you know—someone with DDS, help is available. Call ASSDID today.
Because no one should have to end up like this.
In a sequel?