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Thank you, good evening JCC!
My mom is a classic Jewish mom
And she doesn't really want me to do comedy, Cause I have really high SAT's
She wants me to be a lawyer or a doctor
You look like a lawyer..
She wants me to be more like you, less like this
So every once and a while we have a fight about me being comedian
And one time during our fight she started singing
We live our life like a musical
So it went a little something like this
You know this song
Is this your real life?
Have you no dignity?
You were a soldier
Now your'e just a feygale
Open your eyes
You do this all for free (That's right)
I'm just a poor boy I really need your sympathy
Because my paycheck came little low
Who am I kidding? It didn't come - I'm unemployed
Everywhere the crowd goes really really matter to me
To me!
Mama, they think I'm a funny man. Right?
It's on tape, say it louder
Didn't even have to put a gun into their head
You still want a lawyer instead
Mama, my life has just begun
And you think that I'm throwing it all away
Mama
Didn't mean to make you cry
It's because of you that I look like the guy from American Pie
Carry on, carry on
You still have my sister
Ladies and gentlemen thank you very much!
I do weddings, I do Bar-mitzvahs
And if you are a Shiksa - I'll do you! But no wedding