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In the beginning were only Ukrainians and Polish.
Then they were silent and lost.
And the Spirit of Best Turin hovered upon them. And the Main Organizer said,
"Let they be brought to Turin Metro," and it was so.
And the Main Organizer beheld that the Metro Crawling was not good, and brought them to Xò.
The participants had themselves entertained, and 'twas good.
And there was evening and there was morning, the first day.
And the Main Organizer said,
"Let they dress up as prostitutes, and let they go to Centralino,"
And it was so, and the participants had themselves entertained. And the Main Organizer saw that it was good.
And there was evening, and there was morning, the second day.
And the Main Organizer said, "Let they be brought around for pubs, to cheat and steal random things,"
And it was so.
It really was so!
The participants had themselves entertained, and the Main Organizer saw that it was good.
And there was evening and there was morning, the third day.
Then the Main Organizer said,
"Now, let the Main Organizer and the President entertain themselves,"
And it was so, and the participants had them drunk, and the Main Organizer did not recall *** of that night!
But they had themselves entertained.
And there was evening and there was morning, the fourth day.
And then the Main Organizer said,
"Let the participants prove their wit and solve an unfathomable mystery,"
And it was so, and the participants had themselves entertained.
And there was evening and there was morning, the fifth day.
And then the main organizer said, "Let the participants rest on this day,"
And this was not good.
And the Main Organizer, in fact, was punished for this.
He became sick, and he almost perished.
But it still was good, because the participants had themselves entertained.
And there was evening and there was morning, the sixth day.
And the Main Organized said from his deathbed,
"The time has come to account these invaders, healthy carriers of ***,
"For the moors they have landed to,
"Descend to depth of the Underworld of S. Salvario, warm your uvulae, tune your instruments,
"And make the guts of Turin shiver,"
And apparently, this was so, too.
And the Main Organizer knew that it was good.
And there was evening, and there was morning, the seventh day.
And thus, twenty Beasts from Poland and Ukraine brought back to their lands the witness that Best Turin still lives and roars after 25 years.
The end.