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What’s up Krisstina?
I’ll have the usual. Bed #4, full time.
So I’m like good to go, right?
I know what you’ve been doing, Onomatopoeia.
Ok, so I’ve been tanning naked.
Big deal! Everyone does it.
I’m not talking about that.
I’m talking about how you’ve been using Jenny on your own team.
She is apart of my team, Team Leather-Face.
Hey, Jenny’s pro now that she’s apart of Team ***-Slap.
No, I’m the reason she’s pro. Not you.
Whatever. So is my tanning bed ready?
No. You are banned from this tanning salon.
You can’t ban me! I’m your best customer.
Best customer? We end up losing money because you take advantage of our unlimited pass!
Hey, I know a good deal when I see one.
Get out!
Wait, wait, wait. How about this. Let’s make a little deal.
The two of us have duel.
I’m listening.
If you win, I’ll kick Jenny off my team.
But if I win, she can stay on my team, and I can tan here every day of the month.
What do you say?
Onomatopoeia, you’ve got a deal.
It’s time you learn, Onomatopoeia, you’re just not as pro as you think you are.
Draw.
I’ll Summon Amazoness Chain Master.
And set this face-down.
You’re move.
Draw.
I’ll activate Future Visions.
And I’ll Summon Fortune Lady Light.
Future Visions goes off, and Light’s removed.
Then her effect to Summon Fortune Lady Fire.
And with her effect I’ll destroy Amazoness Chain Master.
I’ll use my trap Dramatic Rescue
And Summon Amazoness Queen.
I’ll set card face-down. And end my turn.
Draw.
I tricked you, Onomatopoeia. I had this card all along
Amazoness Village.
I’ll Summon Amazoness Sage.
I’ll Torrential!
Village’s effect goes off, and I’ll Summon a second Queen
And I’ll activate Solidarity.
We’re talking 3400 ATK.
Attack directly!
You’re move.
I draw.
I don’t care that Fortune Lady Light’s not coming back.
I’ll use Fortune’s Future!
Returning Light to draw two cards.
Next, I’ll use Sarco
to remove Necroface.
And now it’s effect
Removing five cards from the top of our decks.
I’ll set a monster, and it’s you're move.