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Welcome to News Standing Up
In this week's feature-packed episode:
Ducks.
Thanks voiceover guy, your voice is reallyhot.
But first, to the financial crisis
which has been hitting us all hard.
Our word-challenged reporter, Andrew Flarrety, investigates.
Thanks Bhaun. These times of financial crisis have been hitting us all hard.
So I found a solution - chocolate coins.
I'll be attempting to purchase goods and services with these golden treats.
People don't think it's a legitimate currency,
But I'm here to prove them wrong.
"Hey mate, Wanna buy some pills?"
"Me?" "Yeah."
"What the ***...? These are chocolate coins!"
Where is that little punk?
"Wait! Wait!"
"I'll give them back... If you give me the coins." "Mmkay."
"You're lucky this time, punk."
NEOOOOUUUURGHURGHMNARMNURGHNARMNUGHMMMMMMM
[Second Attempt: Vending Machine]
[Third Attempt: Bubblegum]
*Cue crappily edited credits*
Fin.