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Hey, hulkees,
We're scanning serious
negative zone radiation
under the big apple,
And we gotta deal with it
before the avengers show
and make a mess
And maybe get
the big green guy
some good press, too.
Okay, smashers,
prep for drop.
Huh, now, we're
all gonna back
each other up?
All: No.
We've had trust
issues lately.
A certain barbarian
from another dimension
Promised not to drink
all my juice.
Guess what?
(belches)
Red said he didn't
touch my precious,
But I know he did.
Did I break
ricky's guitar? No.
Am I glad it's broken?
Absolutely.
Might not trust roommates,
But you do have
to trust teammates.
Lives depend on it.
(siren blaring)
hulks away!
Man: It's the hulk!
Man 2: Let's get out of here!
Hey, he's
here to help.
Hulks, bow before
your new master.
So who's the fur ball?
Blastaar, from
the negative zone.
So, why aren't we
punching him?
(yells)
It's not a one-man
show, red!
(grunts)
Jones, you busted
my guns, didn't you?
Maybe it was the same guy
who broke my guitar!
(grunts)
You rush to your doom.
None may stand before
the living bomb burst
who is blastaar.
(roars)
You dare.
Hear me, my borers.
Rise and consume my enemies.
(roars)
(both grunting)
Tear them to pieces.
Hey, barbarian boy,
little help.
Skaar busy.
(roars)
(grunting)
A-bomb: Don't eat me.
Don't eat me.
I haven't showered.
I taste terrible.
(chuckles)
A-bomb: Dude, it's iron man.
And he just saved
my blue butt.
Skaar like shiny man.
What's he doing here?
Don't I get a thank you?
Oh, iron man.
Please.
Blastaar: Pathetic.
Not even your mightiest hero
can endure my power.
I'll show you
who's mightiest.
(grunting)
(screaming)
(screaming)
Good thing you
called for help.
What are you
talking about?
The distress message
you sent me?
Huh?
Oh, I get it.
You don't want
the others to know.
Didn't call him.
Don't need him.
Just like stark to make
sure I'm "under control.
"
Peek-a-boo.
I smash you.
Yeah, rock on,
iron man.
Quit drooling, fan-boy.
He's just a rich guy
in a fancy tin suit.
I don't trust him.
Now blastaar
destroys you all.
You're not the only
one with blasters.
(grunting)
Your defeat is imminent.
Almost done trashing iron man?
Good, I called you a cab.
(grunts)
Hulk: Never did
pay the toll, furry.
(chuckles)
You've no idea what
you're dealing with.
That's right, lose-aar,
run on home to momma.
Score another
w for s.
M.
A.
S.
H.
Hey-ho.
What do you suppose
fang-face was after?
I don't know.
You ever seen him before?
No.
I like skaar.
Kid's got promise.
Unfortunately,
he works for a mad man
with a really big head.
The leader.
Been trying to destroy me
And take over the world
long as I can remember.
Why allow a mole
on my team?
Keep your friends close,
your enemies closer.
Man: Sir, we have
a code three.
Iron man: There's been
a break-in at stark.
As soon as I got called
away to help you,
My lab was attacked.
I don't think
it's a coincidence.
We called
the tin man?
No, but someone made it
seem like we did.
Blastaar showing up
with a few monsters
Does seem more
like a distraction
than a real attack.
A-bomb: So of course
we're going after I.
M.
That's what I call iron man
for short
To get to the
bottom of this.
That's right.
Stark industries,
here we come.
Stark to hulks,
do not engage
the intruder.
Over.
You heard
the shell-head.
Wait a minute,
where's skaar?
(chuckles)
skaar stab.
What is the
matter with you?
Uh, you're welcome?
He stopped it.
I wanted it to escape.
With the tracer
I planted on it?
Ah, so you could catch
whoever sent it.
That is brilliant, I.
M.
Can I do the I.
M.
?
Iron man:
That spy-bot bypassed
all of my defenses
And broke into
one of my most
secure vaults
And I still
have no idea how.
Hulk: Well, I do.
It cloaks.
Aren't you
the smart one.
Um, I'm no billionaire
inventor genius,
But I get by.
She-hulk: What's in
that vault, anyway?
It's classified.
Was classified.
Now it's a problem.
(door hisses)
Where are you
guys going?
Yo, red, we're not
supposed to be here.
If I.
M.
Finds out
He'll never personalize
your autographed photo.
O-m-g.
(blows kiss)
Trust me, kid,
I know what I'm doing.
(chuckles)
Oh, you're so busted.
Well, merry christmas in July.
I knew it.
What is going on in here?
What is going on in here?
This is where he hides
iron man armor number 14,
Codenamed the hulkbuster.
Hulkbuster?
What's he talking
about, tony?
Ain't it obvious,
shulkie?
Look at the armor,
the weapons on these babies.
Each one is specially equipped
to fight one of us.
Iron man built armor
to fight me.
Hey, wait a minute.
(grunts)
Nice blade.
It was made to give you
a haircut, shaggy.
They were created
to destroy us.
I say we destroy
them first.
Stand down.
You have a right to be mad,
But that's not
who we are anymore.
We've seen enough.
Look, guys, you've gotten
out of control in the past.
I'm about to get
out of control now.
Don't worry.
He knows better than
to send his toys after us.
Or at least he
better know.
It's one thing to build those
to protect the world from me,
But to make weapons to use
against my friends, my family,
That's wrong.
Red: I knew we couldn't trust
that ***-ball playboy.
Philanthropist
and superhero
Who's saved the world
how many times?
This has gotta be
a mistake, right?
(grunts)
A-bomb: Some day
we're all gonna look back
at this and just laugh.
Rick, I'm not laughing.
So I'm guessing I.
M.
Really doesn't trust us.
He never trusted me.
I know you're
in there, stark.
(yells)
Why are you attacking
us, stark?
We were leaving.
Not me.
I'm staying.
(screams)
(yelling)
(grunting)
Watch my back
this time.
Yes, skaar watch.
(roars)
Oh, you are so useless.
(screams)
Why, tony?
Why?
This ends now.
Hmm.
(grunts)
Kid, we'll beat 'em
if you follow my orders.
You gotta trust me.
Trust you?
Mr.
Guitar smasher?
Sir, no, sir.
Blockhead!
Hulk: Hulks, smash!
Red:
Of course stark
has his own moon.
Where are you tin-head?
Come out, now.
(grunts)
Hey, don't fry him.
He owes me a six-string.
(grunts)
Rick.
No!
Stark!
(grunting)
No stark?
Lucky for me.
Rick.
(a-bomb groans)
Okay, we're in trouble.
No, really?
Iron man: Listen, I gave them
gamma incinerators,
in case I had to
Incinerate you.
But don't worry,
I've got an idea.
What?
Just hold still.
Well, my hologram
trick worked.
Whoever's driving
the hulkbusters think
they've destroyed us for now.
Thanks for the save, I.
M.
Yeah, you're
a real pal.
Ah!
We coulda been
croaked, stark!
Ow.
Red, stop, man.
Red, hold up a second.
Well, if you hulks
are done smashing me,
(spits) I'd like
to show you something.
Iron man: That stealth bot
planted a virus in my
hulkbusters,
Giving someone
remote access to them.
They'll be coming for us,
And this time a hologram
won't stop them.
So how do we stop
your us-busters?
You don't.
We need
arc fission weapons
and we don't have them.
Got what we need
right here.
Only way
to stop a hulkbuster
is with a hulkbuster.
We each take a piece.
Do the math.
You think this scrap
is gonna save us?
Yeah, did you
get hit in the head?
Big guy,
this is just junk.
Your own team
doesn't trust you.
How can you expect
the world to?
Dumb thing won't stay.
(grunts)
Look you big
Hang on,
you're gonna break it.
Going after me I get.
But why them?
What happens if you
or one of them
get out of control
And the rest of you
couldn't or wouldn't help?
That possibility
frightens people.
I'm We're
trying to change that.
Sometimes I think
we will never be trusted.
Gimme that, idiot!
She-hulk: Stop grabbing, red.
A-bomb: Yo, save some rockets.
Gimme a blaster.
Skaar: Mine! Mine!
Hey, I want a repulsor.
Oh, I get stuck with the leg?
Come on.
(smashing)
hulk: Here they come.
(elevator dings)
Surprise.
(yells)
Hulks, smash!
(grunts)
How do you like me now?
Ha-ha, now we're cooking!
(skaar growling)
(grunts)
A-bomb: Yo, ugly,
the game is afoot.
Did I really just
say that?
Oh, yeah,
power to the boot!
Uh-oh.
What are those
bolt-headed bozos up to now?
Look alive, everyone.
Hey!
They're magnetizing!
Were you gonna tell us
your us-busters could
go presto-change-o?
The armor's been compromised.
Someone else is doing this.
(grunts)
Greetings, hulk and
the agents of s.
M.
A.
S.
H.
Prepare to meet
your doom.
The leader.
Oh, yes.
The power
of our creation
Is quite intoxicating, stark.
While I would relish grinding
the hulks to liquid,
I'm on a schedule.
(grunting)
(yelling)
Come on!
Hulk: Skaar! Move!
(all straining)
Come on.
We gotta
bust stark outta here.
Hulk, forget about me.
You've got to bring
this thing down.
What are you saying?
My reactor is charging
the hulkbusters
to critical mass.
The leader's turned them
into a giant flying bomb.
So stark couldn't
tell us that before
we jumped on?
Ha, right.
You've gone and spoiled
my surprise, stark.
You're mad.
Millions will die.
And from the ashes,
you and the hulks
will be blamed,
A squabble of mighty
heroes having destroyed
a helpless city.
And the world will come
to hate you all as I do.
Trust me, hulk,
you can't win.
Hulk:
Everyone, take
this monster apart!
You gotta trust each other,
fight as one.
You got it!
All right, already.
Will do.
Hulk: Skaar, you in?
(grunts)
(screaming)
(screaming)
Whoa! Whoa!
(grunting)
Gotcha!
Thanks, kid.
You take out
the other arm?
Other arm?
Idiot!
Jerk!
(grunting)
Hulk! You've got
to power down the
reactors simultaneously.
You need a class 3 e.
M.
P.
Or
Or unplug 'em
at the same time.
(yells)
You're too late.
Let's prove him wrong.
(grunting)
Thanks.
Now get
this thing away
from the city.
Right.
(ship horn tooting)
Cutting the cables.
Aren't you the smart one?
Well, I am a billionaire
inventor genius.
It's iron man!
All right!
Go, iron man!
Hmm.
Figures.
I trust you, big guy.
I'm going to dismantle
the hulkbusters.
Keep one,
In case I do lose control
of the monster some day.
(snores)
(grunts)
I don't get it.
So he broke my guitar,
And he broke red's gun?
That's not all he did.
Skaar sent the distress call
to pull stark from his lab.
And destroyed
the stealth bot.
All to protect
the leader's agenda.
So that traitor's
working for the leader?
Did he really have
to break my guitar?
You see that?
We have to warn
the others.
Rick.
No.
Skaar doesn't know it yet,
But he's going
to give us the leader.
Oh, brilliant, big guy!
Keep your friends close,
your enemies closer.
Or turn enemies into friends.
Hulk out.