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Hey Guys, so school is going to be starting up soon and you may still be working right
now, or you may be starting to work soon. I have some excuses right now to get out of
anything you want to do. This can be either work, school, or anything else you might think
of. These are the top 50 reasons to miss work or school.
1.) I had explosive diarrhea 2.) I Got Food poisioning from a bad glass
of milk 3.) I Just found out i was lactose intolerant
4.) My mom decided to home school me...she gave up on me so i'm back!
5.) I was kidnapped! 6.) My house caught fire!
7.) My father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate died and i had to attend the
funeral 8.) I read online that all the teachers were
taking a day off 9.) Because i said so
10.) I had to redo my homework because my dog did my homework and then ate it...
11.) Potatoes! 12.) I was thinking of excuses to be late!
13.) I didn't have the motivation, so i just didn't come.
14.) I was working so i could get money to get into college!
15.) We had a power outage last night! 16.) I went to sleep at like 3 finishing homework
from my math class! 17.) A Skunk sprayed me right as i was walking
out to my car! 18.) I decided to go green by not burning
any energy today! 19.) I was watching videos on youtube on how
to become a vegan 20.) A mouse was in my bedroom
21.) I had to figure out how to apply the thing we're learning in class to real life
22.) I visited a college! 23.) It was my birthday!
24.) I dropped my phone in the toilet! 25.) I just got a new car, so i figure i take
it out for a cruise before work... i got lost. 26.) I fell down the stairs sleepwalking last
night... wanna see my bruises? 27.) I was thinking about life and politics
and deep thoughts about the future and then i realized that i hadn't left the house yet.
28.) I forgot where my car keys where! 39.) I forgot how to breathe
30.) I saw my parents doing it :i 31.) I found this way to make money online
and i made $7,000 in the week i wasn't at school, i don't need school anymore
32.) Who needs school when you got swag? 33.) The Good lord knew it was best for me
to be an hour late today 34.) I got one of those tempur pedic beds
and i couldn't get out of it, i was stuck in the bed.
35.) I had to explain to my 4 year old where babies come from
36.) Two guys were holding up traffic with an invisible rope
37.) No, Why were YOU late? 38.) I was pretending to be a cat!
39.) Dude, I attended woodstock! 40.) My 65 Pound Pooch Wouldn't get off my
lap! 41.) I had to attend a Religious ceremony
42.) I saw a transformer! 43.) My underwear shrunk in the dryer!
44.) I had to dance in the rain! We haven't had rain all summer long!
45.) I don't have an excuse... but i have the phone number to the man's mailbox that
i hit 46.) Idk, pick a excuse for me!
47.) The Flex capacitor failed on me 48.) Today was senior skip day!
49.) Long story... I hope you enjoyed that video. Please leave
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and i will see you guys later. Goodbye.