Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
Ben: Hello all you beautiful *** geeks. HEYYYY!
What do gay horses eat? Hay!
That's right, ***.
So in case you didn't notice
I am NOT Pandora Boxx.
But she's here... So uh, but you have to sit through me for a little bit. So suck it.
So my name is Benjamin Williams
I am one of the co-founders of GaymerX and I am also..
//applause and wooing//
And uh you should also come back for Ellen's panel which is right after this because ...yeah!
Anyway. So. I'm here as a host to introduce the beautiful, talented, hilarious, funny, gorgeous,
slightly disturbing, and wonderful..PANDORA BOXX.
Come on in, darlin'.
//applause and wooing//
You're looking a little stiff, dear.
Please stand and be, uh, recognized?
Oh yep, we see it. Yep, you are.. alright.
Hello darling.
Pandora Boxx: I didn't remember it was 5015.
-giggle-
Ben: So everyone
This is Pandora Boxx!
Most famous for her role on Ru Paul's Drag Race, Season 2.
The REAL winner of Season 2, in my opinion...
Pandora Boxx: I didn't get any money...
Ben: We won't talk about that, Beyonce wanna-be.
// whoas and giggles //
Did I say that out loud?
// we got some shade! //
Interior monologue, interior monologue. Okay!
So, hi!
Pandora Boxx: What's happening?
Ben: What's happening? Oh, I'm trying
to throw shade on your behalf.
Pandora Boxx: Oh.. I stopped listening.
Ben: I get that a lot!
Pandora Boxx: I wanna do it like this cause
it's like being double-penetrated.
Ben: It's only working cause one of them is really small.
Pandora Boxx: -giggle-
Ben: So darling, the first thing I want to ask is what everyone in this room wants to know.
What IS in your box?
Pandora Boxx: Uhhhh.
There's a lot of gay geeks in my box!
Or there will be tonight.
Ben: So uhm
You obviously have done a lot, RuPaul's Drag Race is not the only thing you are known for.
But, it is.. Heh, you've done a lot. A LOOOT.
But that is.. what? Yes? Huh?
Pandora Boxx: Oh, I'm listening! I started listening this time.
Ben: But the second question everyone wants to know: Did you and Santino ever have make-up sex?
Pandora Boxx: Who?!
// laughter and applause //
Ben: You know, the guy with the do-rag.
Pandora Boxx: Hehehehe, who?!
Ben: So everyone here has the shared experience of being a *** geek, or a *** geek ally
And we all have that moment in our life where we realize things about ourselves.
So I wanna know, when did you first realize that you were.. a gamer?
Pandora Boxx: Uh, yesterday.
Ben: Really, what tipped you off?
Pandora Boxx: Uh, that I'm at a gamer convention.
And I'm like, well I better start playing some video games...
So I started playing My Little Pony on iPhone.
Ben: Speaking of the iPhone, I think maybe you were a gamer a little before that
because you're IN a video game on the iPhone.
Pandora Boxx: ..What?
Ben: Oh darling, don't you remember? Did they get you that drunk?
Pandora Boxx: Always.
I am! I'm in a game called RuPaul's Drag Race Dragopolis.
// cheers //
Wait, I'm gonna try that again cause you guys were a little delayed on that.
Ohmigod, I'm in a game called RuPaul's Drag Race Dragopolis!
// cheers!!! //
Oh my god, stop you guys.
Ben: Now available on the App Store.
Pandora Boxx: Yeah, and whatever you buy things for Android on...
I don't know what, Google?
Ben: So tell us a little about your grand adventure in Dragopolis with that big uh, sword in your hand.
Pandora Boxx: Well, I love a big sword.
Uhh, and you help me defend Castle Boxx.
// laughter //
The lesbian in the front got it.
Are people defending your box tonight? Or are you just letting them pummel it?
Ben: I think the gates are wide open.
Audience member: Well my trans boyfriend isn't here to defend me, so I guess I'm just gonna be plundered and pillaged.
Pandora Boxx: Well be proud honey, it's great. I hope to be too.
If I don't get laid at this convention there's something wrong with me.
I mean half these people haven't left their house in like a year.
Ben: Yeah she's totally like 'Noo, stop!'
Pandora Boxx: I don't really have a *** though, just so you know.
Ben: So when they contacted you about the RuPaul's Drag Race game, what was your first reaction when they said
'We want you to be in a video game!'?
Pandora Boxx: I was like any proper gay geek, I'm like 'Ohmigod I'm gonna be in a video game!'
And 'I'm gonna get to do the voiceover!' It was really thrilling and exciting to do that.
I actually recorded it on my iPhone in my closet.
Funny enough, yeah. And I'm just going "Wow!" "Girl" "Work!" "Raspberries!"
Ben: I get the feeling you're a method actress, so when you were in the closet alone in the dark on your phone--
Pandora Boxx: I was clutching a sword.
Ben: So Dragopolis is by the fabulous So* Much Drama studios which is a ***-owned video game company.
And I wanted to know, when you were doing the voice acting in your closet.. are we really serious about that?
Pandora Boxx: No really, I am serious.
Ben: What was that like? Was that fun?
Pandora Boxx: Fun and a little weird. But to see it come to life has been really amazing.
We knew it was happening for a while, and it went through some different phases, but it's really cool and it's fun to play!
Ben: So what else are you playing right now?
Pandora Boxx: Uh.. uh, nothing.
Ben: I've got some Magic: The Gathering on my iPad.
Pandora Boxx: Whaaat?
Ben: Any games that are tickling your fancy right now?
Pandora Boxx: Ooh.. Tickling my fancy.
What am I playing? You know, I travel a lot so I haven't been able to play a lot of games but
I'm still trying to finish Dragon Age.
I feel like I've been playing it for 6 months and it's still not over.
I'm like 'There's *** more things to do in this godforsaken game?!'
But it's a cool game.
And I'm trying to finish Alice: Madness Returns.
I love that game but I'm at the last board and sometimes at the last board I never can finish them so I quit. Ah, whatever. It was fun.
Ben: I heard a dirty rumor that you were in a fabulous Alice costume last night.
Pandora Boxx: That was a very dirty rumor. And true.
Yeah I have an Alice costume, and American McGee had a Kickstarter contest and I sent my picture in, I was like 'Oh, what the hell."
So he sent me an email and asked me to do an audition video, and I got cast in this Kickstarter video as this demented, crazy Alice fan.
So he flew me to Shanghai, and I went and shot it.
I was at American McGee's Spicy Horse studios dressed as Alice and I thought I was gonna explode.
I'm like 'What's happeniiiing?!"
Ben: So basically you were cast as yourself, right?
Pandora Boxx: Uh.. kinda.
Ben: So which Dragon Age are you playing, 1 or 2?
Pandora Boxx: I finished 2, I'm playing 1. 1 is the one that goes on forever, right?
Ben: So who are you romancing?
Pandora Boxx: Who am I romancing? Oh, everybody.
Girl, I'll sleep with everybody that will sleep with me.
Ben: Any favorite characters? Personally I'm all about Flemeth, she's my girl.
// one loud cheer //
Like I said, gates wide open, people.
Pandora Boxx: She's not real, honey, calm down.
Ben: I mean, I would turn for Kate Mulgrew, too, but...
Old, wrinkly, witchy Kate Mulgrew?
Pandora Boxx: Uh oh. You're mixing genres, oh god.
You're mixing like Trekkies and Trekkers and gamers. Everybody's head is gonna explode, calm down.
Ben: Wait, I thought what you wanted was exploding heads.
Pandora Boxx: Security.
What are we even talking about? Where's the bar?
Ben: It was in the back last night.
Pandora Boxx: It's not there today!
Ben: Okay, do you have any favorite all time games that you have real hardcore nostalgia for?
Pandora Boxx: Well I definitely really love the Alice games. I love the Super Mario games and Zelda.
Uh.. and, what else? I should know this cause I knew I'd be put on the spot.
But no I think Zelda is probably like my top video game except for the last one cause
I was like 'God damn, it's the same thing over and over.'
Oop, did I lose people?
I love Zelda! I love games! Blue X! Green triangle!
Ben: Does anyone need a table to flip?
Pandora Boxx: Circle circle circle.
Ben: Sorry, I need a moment.
Pandora Boxx: Did you just make a puddle?
Ben: So we do want to give all you fabulous people an opportunity to ask her your own questions instead of just listening to me drone on.
So if you have questions we have roaming mics, one in the back right now. Fabulous blue shirt volunteers.
So raise your hand and punch your neighbor so they can't and be the first one to ask your question.
Oh it's the ***! He's got a question! Are you gonna stand during your question?
Pandora Boxx: Don't ask me anything too HARD.
The ***: Girl I thought that's the way you like it.
But for real, if you were to kai kai with any of your Drag Race co-stars, who would it be?
Ben: Okay, this is not The Gold Bar. And there is no fuzzy pink box.
But what is the answer?
Pandora Boxx: Uhh. I don't know, do I have to?
Uh, probably...
I don't remember who else was on the show.
Ben: Well you could always go the Willam route and just say Latrice cause she got a piece.
Pandora Boxx: Well I think Raja does too and then she won and has that money, so maybe her.
Ben: Have you seen her new makeup channel she has on YouTube?
Pandora Boxx: Wait, who are we talking about?
Ben: Raja.
Pandora Boxx: No.
Ben: Cause really, who cares about Raja?
Pandora Boxx: No, I do. I'm being recorded. I love Raja and everybody on Drag Race. It was fulfilling, thank you for making me lose twice. I love Drag Race!
Ben: I don't know about all of you, but when I was watching All Stars I was like, 'She was robbed!'
// cheers in agreement //
Pandora Boxx: -giggle-
All Sta- uh, nevermind..
Ben: Bitter, party of one.
Okay, next question. What do we got?
Pandora Boxx: Ooh, one question! Thank you guys, good night.
Ben: I'm very disappointed.
There was one, I thought.
Pandora Boxx: -snoring-
Ben: Yeah, Gates-Wide-Open has a question!
Up here in front please. No pressure. We're all waiting on you.
Gates-Wide-Open: If I remember this incorrectly, I will be very embarrassed. I think I've seen on your Facebook page that you're a Harry Potter fan. Am I wrong?
I could be completely wrong, but if you're at least familiar I was wondering what house you think you'd be in?
Pandora Boxx: Gryffindor.
Sorry! I'm a winner!
And they're the only ones in the *** movie! Why would I be anybody else?
Am I gonna be a Hufflepuff? You'd never see their house.
I want a lead role!
Although what was Luna in? I did like her. Ravenclaw!
If I had to be cast, I probably would be Luna Lovegood.
Ben: So are you pretty deep in the Harry Potter fandom?
Pandora Boxx: I-I, yes, very deep..
Very deep into Daniel Radcliffe.
Ben: So what's your favorite slash pairing then?
Pandora Boxx: My favorite what?
Ben: Slash pairing.
Pandora Boxx: Slash what?
Ben: Like slash fiction?
Pandora Boxx: Slash fiction, what's that?
Ben: Oh, that's where um.. oh. I was about to say something mean, but I'll rephrase this.
It's when very creative, charming, and erotically-charged individuals write fiction about fictional characters having intimate relations.
Like, Harry and Malfoy.
Pandora Boxx: -sigh-
Ben: Or the twins and Harry.
Pandora Boxx: Well.. some people just need to have sex themselves before they write about it.
Um, no I haven't read any of it. I'm sorry. Is that bad?
Ben: It's okay.
Pandora Boxx: Has everyone else in this room read it except me? Oh thank god, alright.
Ben: I think I just revealed a bit about me, didn't I?
Pandora Boxx: -giggle-
Ben: Oh, we have a question in the back. Yes sir.
Oh, we have multiple mic volunteers, holy crap.
Pandora Boxx: I'm confused, what's happening?
Ben: The cute gentleman in the back has a question.
Pandora Boxx: Everybody looks, too. 'The cute guy in the back.'
Are you wearing pants? I can't tell. I hope not.
Cute guy: Not later.
Pandora Boxx: Oh, alright.
I'll be at the bar.
Cute guy: I'll see you there. I heard you like ***.
Pandora Boxx: A lot of it.
Just look for the cougar at the bar and you're like, 'Hey!'
I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom!
Cute guy: Well since you said you like Legend of Zelda, if you could go on a date with Link, where would you take him and what would you do?
Pandora Boxx: Uh, I would take him to Uranus, and...
That's a really dumb joke.
I would just take him to a bar and get him drunk, and then do him up the butt.
Cause I'm sorry. Link is a bottom.
// cheering //
-giggle-
Ben: And what a waste of a Master sword too.
// crowd groans //
Pandora Boxx: You saved my terrible joke with that one!
Ben: My job is to say the terrible jokes so that you sound funny.
Pandora Boxx: You made up for the last one I told.
Ben: Because I'm not funny.
Pandora Boxx: You're correct.
Ben: Okay we have another question in the fabulous sailor back here.
Fabulous Sailor: Hi! Um
I was a little late so I may have missed this question.
Pandora Boxx: Well better late than pregnant.
Fabulous Sailor: What is your favorite video game?
Pandora Boxx: What is my favorite video game? It's hard to choose one.
Like I said before I like the Zelda video games. And I like Alice: Madness Returns.
You know, sometimes you can't control her for ***, but I like the game! It's really pretty.
And uh.. World of Warcraft.
No, I never play that. I'm just trying to sound cool.
Oh! And I really like.. I'm such a *** idiot. Oh! I swore. Uhhh.
In a room of adults, wow. Alright.
No, I love Batman: Arkham Asylum. Sitting here *** wearing this outfit and somehow that game doesn't come to my mind.
Ben: Have you played the new Batman fighting game?
Pandora Boxx: Uhh, no. Which one?
Ben: Injustice: Gods Among Us, thank you.
Pandora Boxx: No, but I've heard it's really cool. I wanna get it. Does anyone wanna play it with me later? Do you have it?
You can come to my room, 5069.
Uh, we have some questions here in the middle.
Pandora Boxx: We love moments of silence and awkwardness cause we're gay geeks.
Gay geek: So my question for you is: Who is your favorite villain?
Ben: Wait, genre-specific or of all time?
Gay geek: All time.
Pandora Boxx: In video games... Or?
Crowd member: Sasha Fierce!
Pandora Boxx: Oh, my favorite villain of all time I guess would have to be Maleficent.
Ben: So we had some questions in the middle?
Gay geek: So besides Alice and Harley Quinn, are there any other characters you like to cosplay as?
Pandora Boxx: Uh, later in my room I'll be cosplaying as whoever wants to pay me to do something.
I don't think there's any other.. Well, I've done Catwoman before.
But I can't do any of those backflips. I do what's called a splat, where like I fall down and lay there.
Then I hope people feel sorry for me and give me tips.
I really want to do Poison Ivy too, I think she's cool.
Ben: Can you get Sharon Needles to be Poison Ivy and you could be The Thing and then there could be some lesbian action?
Pandora Boxx: Who are we talking about?
Ben: Never mind, sorry. Alright, another question.
Gay geek: I was a really big fan of all your costumes on RuPaul-
Pandora Boxx: Heh, you're like the only one, thank you.
Gay geek: Did you have any inspiration that got you into it, or anything that affected your style?
Pandora Boxx: Yes! Well, you know, when you get there and a CERTAIN judge says very early on 'I don't like your style'...
You're kind of like, 'What the *** do I do now?'
So I was kind of always scrambling and trying to do what they wanted, but then I'd do what they want in the *** game, and they liked everything I wore.
Now I love her, but Tatianna, they ripped her $5 *** outfit to shreds... but she won.
And they told me I didn't win because they didn't like what I wore the week before. So every week I wore something different and really didn't know what the *** to do.
I do know one thing, I should never wear a fluorescent green leopard dress ever. The comedy was lost on every single person.
Ben: I liked it.
Pandora Boxx: Well, thanks. You're the one.
Gay geek: Hi. We were on a cruise with you last year. And we were in the hot tub with your boyfriend.
Pandora Boxx: Security. Bring the tasers.
Ben: Come closer to ask this question, come within striking distance.
Gay geek: I'm just kidding, that has nothing to do with my question. I just wanted to bring that up.
My question is actually, when you watched the show back as it aired, did you ever have a moment where you thought 'That didn't happen!'? Did it feel different than when you were involved?
Pandora Boxx: Um, one thing, I felt like no one was gonna think I was funny. They cut out like everything funny I did.
Especially in the first episode where Kathy Griffin was the guest judge, and I'm a huge fan. A lot of my friends were like, 'Why didn't you say anything to Kathy Griffin?"
Because this is my reaction to her on stage.
And I'm like, do you really think that I sat there in front of Kathy Griffin and didn't say anything to her?
We were joking back and forth. And Morgan McMichaels, right before she and Mystique had that fight, we'd walk in the room like 'How'd it go?'
And she's like, 'Girl, Pandora is out there cutting it up with Kathy Griffin like they're best girlfriends.'
And Kathy's like, 'I'm gonna have you do the early show, and I'll do the late show!'
And then in the show, what aired was this.
But that's the nature of reality TV and editing.
But they made me nice, which.. I don't know how they did that. But I'm thankful for that one.
Not so much in All Stars. The one thing I learned from All Stars, I can make really good stank face.
Ben: Do you feel like you were misrepresented in the editing from All Stars?
Pandora Boxx: That's an understatement.
Ben: Yeah cause you've done, didn't you do a play? No, you were with Mimi's band, you did a single.
Pandora Boxx: Who? No, I didn't do a single with Mimi.
No, I've worked with Mimi before. It wasn't Mimi, it was the Situation.
Ben: There was a question over here that I interrupted.
Pandora Boxx: You gotta put it IN your mouth.
Gay geek: In and around my mouth?
Pandora Boxx: Yeah, all over.
Gay geek: So I feel like you're gonna have a pretty detailed zombie apocalypse plan. So like, where are you going, what weapon are you using? Who are you bringing with you?
Pandora Boxx: Uh, my zombie apocaly- Apocalypt- Oh my god, now I sound like what's her name on.. Apocolopo..
My zombie apocalypse plan is to kill everyone around me, and use any weapon I can find, and hide a lot.
I'm gonna hang out with some gay gamer geeks, cause they're the ones that's gonna survive it.
Ben: Pandora, do you watch The Walking Dead series?
Pandora Boxx: Of course I do.
Ben: Do you feel like they could use a high-heel shoe to stab a zombie through the eye?
Cause they're always like stabbing things like it's just jelly. It's a zombie and it's going through bone like pbbth.
Pandora: Well, as long as it's not Carol, cause she's never seen a high heel in her lesbian life. No, I actually like Carol.
I love The Walking Dead, I'm still mad about the season finale. If you haven't watched it I won't spoil, but someone got offed and I was mad.
And have you guys seen the preview for the new season? Girl, ***'s going down. It's a good show, it's really good.
Oh, there's a new one too. There's a BBC one called In The Flesh, did anyone see that?
It's like, zombies are being rehabilitated and they've got 'partially-dead syndrome' or something like that.
It's actually a really good social commentary but it's a cool take on it. Called In The Flesh.
Ben: So it's a sequel to Shaun of the Dead basically.
Gay geek: Another Facebook question, I saw a picture of Lulu from Final Fantasy X on your Facebook. When will that outfit happen?
Pandora Boxx: When somebody buys me that many belts to make that *** thing.
My friend who made this costume, makes a lot of my costumes, I did send Lulu to her and she said, 'Well you better find those belts.'
'Look at it, that's a lot of belts.'
So go out, find me a belt. Send it to PO Box... 743222 Los Angeles, California, 90004.
Belts. Cute belts. Not gay belts.
Well, cause she's not wearing rainbow *** belts.
Ben: *** belts.
Pandora Boxx: Girl!
I'm thinking I'm in my video game again. 'Girl!' 'Ow!'
Ben: Quick question, how many of you have played the RuPaul's Drag Race game? So you know what we're talking about.
Pandora Boxx: The rest of you go *** yourselves. It's 99 cents!
No, it's free! I'M 99 cents! My rates went up, I'm excited.
Gay geek: Hey, how you doing?
Pandora Boxx: Hi.
Gay geek: It's bigger than that.
Gay geek: I was gonna ask, going into RuPaul's Drag Race, how has life changed after the fact? You get to do lots of cool things, but have you noticed a difference in friends and life?
Pandora Boxx: Uh, well I probably wouldn't be in a room of people wanting to listen to what I say. They'd have been like 'Who?' like my mom in the audience.
No, it's been crazy. I'm really thankful because I was so last last last last season. I'm excited that I get to travel and perform and entertain people at really cool events like this one.
So, I'm very thankful and excited. I don't know if I answered your question.
Ben: He only stood up to tell you that he has a big ***.
Pandora Boxx: You're in!
Is it a package deal? Are you both coming together? I'm into a spit-roasting, that's good.
It's funny cause it's true.
This just went downhill.
Ben: Sorry, next question please.
Jeff: So where do you get your ideas for your music videos that you've been doing? Those have been hot. Especially when you have pink wigs.
Pandora Boxx: Thank you, Jeff. Jeff is the creator of Dragopolis, everybody.
Ben: Let's talk about Cooter and Nice Car (Shame About Your ***).
Pandora Boxx: Let's not, hehe.
Ben: Now available on iTunes.
Pandora Boxx: Yeah I, hehe.. Cause I thought that I should make music cause I'm a great singer.
And I'm like why don't I come up with a song called Cooter?
Which is my ode to wanting to sleep with a straight guy, but needing a ***, but I don't want a sex change.
My mom is very proud of that song.
And then I followed it up with a song called Nice Car (Shame About Your ***)
And it's about those *** guys that have sports cars because they have little penises and they're trying to make up for it.
But ***, I have nothing against small penises. Somebody actually commented that I should make a public apology to the small *** community for this video and song.
And I was like, go *** yourself with your tiny ***.
Then I have a new song out with a singer named Adam Barta called You Seem Shady To Me.
And it's about when you- I don't know if you know this app, but there's an app called Grindr.
And sometimes people show you pictures and you're like, girl that's from like 1983. Or it's a picture of a rainbow or something else, and you're like, that's not you.
And then you maybe go and meet them and you're like Aaah! So that's what that whole song is, and it's a parody song set to George Michael and Aretha Franklin, I Knew You Were Waiting For me.
You Seem Shady To Me. Now available on iTunes.
Ben: RuPaul really changed the universe when she started doing that, didn't she?
Pandora Boxx: RuPaul is the master at shameless self-promotion.
Ben: And it's so shameless that you actually don't mind.
Pandora Boxx: That's why she's the master.
Ben: I think I saw a hand in the back.
Gay geek: So despite the costume you're wearing, I still gotta know. DC or Marvel? There's a right or wrong answer.
Pandora Boxx: Uhhhh.
Gay geek: I don't like this either.
Pandora Boxx: I have to say... I was trying to say something funny, I lost it.
I think it would be DC cause I like Wonder Woman.
Gay geek: That's the correct answer!
Pandora Boxx: It's like Wonder Woman and Justice League, right?
I actually had to think before I answered, cause I was like, 'Wait, which one's which..."
Ben: So there's sort of like an internet debate going on right now-
Pandora Boxx: Oh, sweet jesus.. I'm sorry.
Ben: About who should be the next Wonder Woman. Who would you cast?
Pandora Boxx: I love Linda Carter but *** is like 60 now. She's like Wonder Meemaw at this point.
Which is fine, bring her on as Wonder Meemaw. She can do a twirl. I mean she looks great and I love Linda Carter.
Hm, who would I cast as Wonder Woman? Jennifer Aniston, I just love her!
Can you imagine that shitshow?
Or maybe Selena Gomez, I love her music!
Or just cast Lindsey Lohan and be done with it.
No wait, Amanda Bynes!
I want Superman to *** my ***. No wait, what did she say about Drake? ***!
Superman, *** my ***!
I shouldn't make fun of her, she was just setting fires in someone's driveway. Which means she is actually *** crazy.
Ben: Okay well now I have to switch to the Marvel side and ask who should have been cast as Storm instead of who was?
Yeah, oh I said it. I said it.
Pandora Boxx: But I like Halle Berry. I mean, I love that accent that she kinda did in the first one.
I'm trying to think. Grace Jones. Can you imagine Grace Jones as Storm?
"Professor Xavier!"
"I have something... that I'd like to tell you."
"Eat my lightning!"
That would be *** epic right there.
Someone get on Funny or Die right now, call Grace Jones and make that a skit.
Ben: Okay I have to make a request, can you do the toad line in that voice too?
Pandora Boxx: The toad line?
Ben: The one like 'Do you know what happens to a toad that's struck by lightning?'
Pandora Boxx: God that was so dumb.
It dies, right?
"Do you know what happens.. to a toad when it gets hit by lightning?"
Pandora Boxx: Who wrote that ***?
Pandora Boxx: Who wrote that ***?
Ben: Who remembers the Pee-wee Herman Christmas Special with Grace Jones doing Little Drummer Boy?
God, you are all so *** young, get the hell out of here.
Pandora Boxx: You know I actually met Grace Jones. I did.
I'm from Rochester, New York, and we had this drag queen in another town called Syracuse who kept saying that Grace Jones was her aunt.
And we're like, you're a lying *** ***, Grace Jones is not your *** aunt.
And we're doing this show and she's like 'Auntie Grace might come by'. And I was like, can't wait for this one.
So in walks *** Grace Jones.
Dressed like she's still in the movie Live or Let Die. Big fur hat on, glasses, just like coked out of her mind and fabulous.
She was everything you want her to be. She shook my hand, disinterested. Like ugh. I'm like, I love her.
Ben: She's everything you want to be.
Pandora Boxx: Yeah. Next!
Staff, do we have to be out at 2:45?
Yeah, so have time for just one more question.
Pandora Boxx: Make it a good one. I don't know if I can top the Grace Jones thing now though.
Gay geek: You mentioned your mom a couple times actually, and I was curious how your family has reacted to you becoming a drag queen and being on RuPaul's Drag Race?
Pandora Boxx: Uh, well. My mom kinda had a hard time with drag cause she thought I was a ***. Then she came to the show and she actually liked it. She's very excited for the success.
It's still kinda weird that her son dresses up like a lady and makes a living, but I will tell you the one time she really loves it is when she comes to a show and she gets in free and they give her free ***.
She's like, 'Oh my god, I love drag, you're so amazing! Ooh VIP treatment!'
I just did a show in Rochester, New York at home, and I'm taking pictures with people and my mom photobombed every single one of them. So I think she's okay with it.
Ben: Well, darling, we are sadly out of time. But thank you so much for sharing.
Pandora Boxx: I'm so glad we had this time together. Oh, that's really old.
It's a Carol Burnett reference but like 2 people got it. Yay old gays!
Ben: All y'all need to go watch the Pee-wee Herman Christmas special too, just saying.
Pandora Boxx: I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set ***.
I got them! I got the rest of them.
Ben: And on that note, can I please get a round of applause for Ms Pandora Boxx?
Pandora Boxx: Thank you.