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Warning: if you are a retard and want to try this at home, do not! I repeat, do NOT try
this at home. Hello. I am a dinosaur from Harry's bucket full of dinosaurs. Today, I
will teach you how to make a yummy pizza. The ingredients you will need are: dough.
non-GMO substitute for tomato sauce. natural juice, crispy chicken, and some natural non-GMO
cheese. First, take your dough and make it flat like this.
Then, get your tomato sauce. I recommend using naturally made substitute for tomato sauce
like this because it has no GMO. Take the tomato sauce and
rub it over the dough, like this. Now, get your natural cheese. I recommend using tonsil
stones because they are natural and have ingredients that you can
pronounce without getting tongue twisted. Take that cheese and rub it over the pizza.
And then, get your natural juice. I recommend gastric juice because it
comes from your stomach and is acidic like Pepsi. Then, rub that natural juice over your
layer of cheese. Then, add the crispy chicken to your pizza. Now,
take a match and drop it on your pizza. It will cause it to quickly cook without any
consumption of electricity which is green for the environment and saves you energy.
If you followed all the instructions carefully, you should have a scrumptious cucumbersome
pizza that looks like this. That's it today for Cooking with Betty. Goodbye, sushyos!