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Have you ever felt like everything you did on the day went wrong?
Well, in my case, this happens every day in my life.
My name is Vicentin, and my life is a mess.
I'm 25 years old and I'm studying movie edition.
Quiet! Let's roll list and you'll expose your essays one by one.
Javier del Barrio...
Since I came here, I realized two things: Javier del Barrio...
Since I came here, I realized two things:
- C.V... Since I came here, I realized two things:
Since I came here, I realized two things:
First, I'm so in love with Ceci;
- Javier de Paz... First, I'm so in love with Ceci;
and second, life would be better if we were able to edit it. - Javier de Paz...
and second, life would be better if we were able to edit it.
- Jose Fernandez... and second, life would be better if we were able to edit it.
and second, life would be better if we were able to edit it.
- Cecilia Garcia...
- Alba Garcia...
- Carlos Iglesias...
- Gregorio Escribano...
- Juan Pablo Quiralte...
Vicentin, time to expose...
Expose...
EXPOSE...
So my exposition is about Buñuel--
What a ''Buñuelo'' Vicentin!
JAJAJAJAJJA
He *** on himself!
Another day, at the cafeteria...
But my bad luck didn't started in the editing school,
I wanted to be a doctor but...
I messed it up.
Excuse me.
Do something! Do something Mr. Cifuentes, please!
DO SOMETHING PLEASE!! COME ON!!
You can imagine the results, bye to medicine career.
They asked me kindly to go away from the university.
Until one day, the teacher ordered us some homework, and my life changed.
I had to make a thesis about Truffaut along with Ceci.
We met at her house.
Uh, How clumsy I am!
Excuse me! I'm sorry!
I'm so clumsy, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
''Put your hands up, put your hands down''
Uuuuuuuhhhhhh!!!!!!! ''Put your hands up, put your hands down''
''Put your hands up, put your hands down''
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! ''Put your hands up, put your hands down''
''and acting like gorillas...'' Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Uh! ''and acting like gorillas...''
Uh!
Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh!
That's it?
I swear it's the first time that happened to me.
What a miserable guy I am!
How many times I've dreamed about editing my own movie.
Imagine if I were able to change all the *** that came to me in the last months.
For example, when I pooped myself up.
Think about it, clicking Ctrl Z:
''Undo'' and then make a good exposition.
Ceci's *** would have fallen off from her.
That was it!
''Mannnnific'' Vicentin!
The same for the cafeteria moment.
Ctrl Z: ''Profident Smile''.
I'd also have become a good doctor if were able to ''Undo''.
Mr. Cifuentes! Do something please!
And what if i were able to put slower motion when I was with Ceci?
And also maximizing the moment wouldn't have been bad.
It would have been completely different.
Ah! Vicentin!
Aaahh! Vicentiiinn!
AAAHHHHH!! VICENTOOOONN!!
OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!
You are a great lover, huh?
I know.
So my life has always been a mess.
However, if I learned something,
it's that if we were able to edit our lives everything would be easier...
but it wouldn't be the same.
Although ''Ctrl Z'' doesn't exits in real life,
you can always find a solution.
Because who follows it, gets it.
- Vicentin!
- Yes? - Vicentin!
- Yes?
Who are you talking to?
Me? To nobody.
So... Do you wanna go to my place?
I've bought ''Control Retard''.
So let's go then!
The End
Subs by Javier del Barrio
Camera assistant & Script Subs by Javier del Barrio
Subs by Javier del Barrio
Sound Subs by Javier del Barrio
Subs by Javier del Barrio
Camera Men & Directors Subs by Javier del Barrio
Subs by Javier del Barrio
- Rolling!
- Action!
Very good Vicentin, very good.
That's right.
- Rolling! Clara, put your head right.
- Action!
They have to move, no?
- Rolling!
- Action!
That's the way, Vicentin! That's it!
Very good! Very good!
- Rolling!
That's it Vicentin! That's it!
Very good! Very good!
O.K!