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Another many days later...
Pull-ups will increase the strength of your arms...
push-ups will harden your chest...
squats will strenghten your legs...
but don't forget about the right nutrition...
mountain water will sharpen your senses...
roots of lutecium will speed up your metabolism...
flamingo *** will steel your groin...
Master, what is this good for? I crawl like a snake instead of learning how to fight...
That's not why I am here...
Stand up!
Repeat the snake movement!
Man, this is great...
but... why did I have to crawl over broken glass with opened codpiece?
Remember, that every chain is as strong as its weakest piece...
and every fighter is as strong as his groin...
Aha... but why did I have to jump on one leg without trousers with outspread arms?
That was just for fun! HA HA HA!
And now, we will train groin...
I'll teach you the ancient secret of neural grapples of Wu-Shu...
Sick grapple!
Exploding head grapple!
And finally... fire ball grapple!
How dare you stay in my way?
I dare...
What? How dare you talk to me?
Get out of my way and I'll let you live...
How dare you threaten me? Who do you think you are?
Ouch! How dare you stab me to the neck?
I've blocked the blood flow from your brain... Unless I restore it in 12 seconds, your head's going to explode...
How dare you? How dare you block the blood flow from my brain?
And how dare you come back here? How dare you look so rough?
How dare...
Look!
Have you come for another lesson, loser?
Oh my God, what are you doing? What have you done? Are you normal?
Oh my God...
Do you feel rough?
Yeah!
Move aside, baby...
You're asking for it...
What the hell is that?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Catch!
Wow, that was amazing!
Oh my, that was an awesome fight you bad boy!
...and so, once again
...and so, once again truth and love prevailed
...and so, once again truth and love prevailed over lies and hatred...
subtitles by Jakub Tomek