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GAVIN: Do you know why I won't drive?
BURNIE: Why?
GAVIN: Because, as a foreign person in this country,
I can very easily get deported if I break the law,
they'll just be like 'get out'.
Then I'll be like 'oh'.
Every day of the year, I have absolutely zero chance
of harming anyone with anything I do.
I will never hurt anyone.
BURNIE: You're filming with Dan all week.
GAVIN: Dan's English, it's ok.
(Laughing)
GAVIN: If I drive, I could very easily crash into a car,
or accidentally run someone over.
If you got distracted and mowed down, like, a family,
you're in trouble, that's ruined it.
GUS: You are, you are in trouble.
GAVIN: I can't mow down anyone in the passenger seat.
I can try, but I won't.
BURNIE: I like Gavin's logic here.
It's like: "Wow, I just ran over a family of four,
I might have to go home."
GUS: "Now I have to leave the country because they died."
GAVIN: Obviously I'd be horrified
at the four people I've mowed down.
BURNIE: If we had not challenged you, would you have ever said
"First of all I'm horrified that I killed the four people".
GAVIN: I felt like that was a given.
How did you turn that around on me being a piece of ***?
"Ga-dunk, ga-dunk, oops,
"better look for flights immediately."
How do you turn that around?
BURNIE: That's the way you presented it.
GUS: I would actually imagine you'd do this,
you'd run over four people, ga-dunk, ga-dunk, ga-dunk,
and then you go "Well great".
That's exactly how I think you would do it.
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