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Introducing 'Wayner Sings The Classics'. A compact disc full of the songs you love
from the bands you hate of the late 90's, sung entirely by Wayner.
Such bands as 'Alien Ant Farm'.
Songs from 'System of a Down'.
Songs by 'Lenny Kravitz'.
Songs from games like 'Mario Brothers'.
And songs from television commercials for products such as 'Skittles'.
Skittles: Taste taste taste the rainbow.
Mentos Fresh Good.
Skechers, it's the "S".
Act now and receive a bonus disc of Wayner's Christmas album.
"Santa's gonna *** you (Ho Ho Ho!). Santa Claus."
An extra bonus disc featuring Wayner's love songs.
"***' Melissa has my ***' spikes - that ***', that beetch."
And Wayner's financial advice CD.
"I have 5 cents. I wasted all my money getting my damn lip piercing. No. I didn't even have enough. Damn."
So act now as supplies are limited. Not buying these CDs would be communism.
"Do you know what communism is? It's a time in a young boy's life, when - run away!"