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Thank you, it's nice to be here. But Gotland would've been more fitting.
What's the purpose of Russia's intrest of Gotland?
Putin appreciate Babben Larsson (swedish comedian) and the funny accent.
Are your plans to invade Gotland?
Yes, but see it more like an unofficial state visit.
He wants a state visit to see the Hoburgsgubben?
I see. Many ex-Soviet states find this invasion of Ukraine as a concern. Should they be concerned?
Putin announces to invade Poland, wednesday morning.
Poland is a member in NATO.
Putin REALLY wants Poland.
But that doesn't work...
If he doesn't get Poland, then he wants a banana insted.
Give Putin a banana.
What's his plans for Gotland?
The one who owns Gotland can arrange summer Olympics with great sports like Varpa, Stångstörtning and ***-Hook.
But Russia can't change the rules of Olympics.
Putin wants you to arrange a Mock Execution.
I won't do that.
If you don't, then ... he wants another banana.
Bring him another banana!
Putin demands you to sing.
No, i won't.
We are out of bananas.