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These are true facts account the Axolotl
The Axolotl comes from the family of salamander under the sub-specie of amphibians
only found in Mexico.
Yes, he is the one in the party whom you will try to avoid at all cost because of its ugliness,
and because he will stare at you for long periods of time,
because he has not eyelids.
Axolotls like to spend the time under water and look cool.
That's why they like to show them crazy gills-like tentacles around its head.
They are like nature's little hipsters because they like to fashion colors that aren't in
'fashion'
and look like that Wooper Pokemon.
In real life, it will definitely have no combat use whatsoever, it will suck.
Axolotls exhibit some weird *** called 'neoteny' ,
a natural process in which they reach *** maturity without undergoing
metamorphosis,
kinda like skipping puberty.
The axolotl is a carnivore. Consuming small prey such as worms, insects, small fish
and other axolotls.
Wild axolotls locate food by smell and will 'snap' any potential meal
sucking the food into their little stomachs with vacuum force
like a black tiny little hole of death.
Fascinating.
Axolotls are much like the wolverine; that's right;
they can reconstruct anything from a severed limb to complex things
like portions of their brain.
without the adamamtium and the razor-sharp claws.
So when you think of the axolotl,
think of the 'X-Men' ,
think of the wolverine.
Although the axolotls looked like a complete bad *** from another planets it is
widely misunderstood.
They'd like to be adopted by humans
and to be introduced to society,
and have dedicated videos about them and have their little talk shows, like we the humans do.
They particularly aim to become popular among the infants.
They are very intellectual because they can wear hats. Fancy.
But what is an Axolotl's real life-goal?
one can never be too daring to achieve greatness.
Since they are an endanger specie, it will finally find a way to survive,
in space.
And when we find ourselves in a life catastrophe-like extinction situation,
we can turn to our friendly neighborhood axalotl and watch upon it,
as he gives us the middle finger.