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[music] >> Elliott: It has long been suspected that
John F. Kennedy had an affair with Marilyn Monroe. And now rumors are circulating that
a certain sheriff’s department had a sex tape of Marilyn and JFK in a three-way with
John’s brother Robert, who always had to do what John did.
(fake high five) >> Joe: The twisted tale of debauchery and
seduction starts where all tales of steamy, steamy hot stuff starts: court debt.
>> Elliott: WATCH YOUR MOUTH, BRO. >> Joe: COURT DEBT.
>> Elliott: THERE ARE CHILDREN WATCHING, BRO. A former bodyguard who later became a memorabilia
collector defaulted on a certain debt to the courts of Tulare County, California. So the
sheriff began seizing his goodies, and among them was supposedly a tape that features proof
that bad decisions are forever. >> Joe: Unfortunately, while the super steamy
sex scandal was supposed to be auctioned off a few days ago, it wasn’t. That’s because
William Castleberry, who I’m assuming is some sort of knight, settled his little debt.
Of $200,000. >> Elliott: Now the weird thing is, once word
spread of the auction, someone paid his $200,000 court debt. Weird.
>> Joe: That is a weird thing. >> Elliott: Thank God these mystery people
paid the debt. Otherwise people might have suspected JFK was a bit of a playboy.
>> Joe: So now all of his goodies are going back to him.
>> Elliott: Castleberry said of the tape, “It’s real. I had it for years and I never
released it out of respect for Joe DiMaggio… I’m just sick about it and I’m desperately
trying to raise money to get it back.” >> Joe: That’s really incredible. We tried
to reach Joe DiMaggio for comment but he’s like, so dead.
>> Elliott: Oh, and if you’re wondering why he was in debt to the courts. He may have
sold a statue that was fake. >> Joe: It happens.
>> Elliott: So it looks like there’s no luck for all those guys out there who are
super ***, but also love history. [music]