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MUSIC: Jingle Bells (quiet, instrumental)
INTERVIEWER: Do you like Christmas?
GIRL: Yes
INTERVIEWER: What is it that you like about Christmas?
GIRL: Cos I get loads of presents.
MUSIC: Jingle Bells (loud, punk rock version)
GIRL: Getting the presents.
BOY: Presents.
GIRL: Presents?
BOY: Presents.
GIRL: Presents.
GIRL: Presents.
BOY (loudly): Presents!
BOY: You get free stuff (!)
GIRL: I get sweets!
BOY: Do you know the pigs in blankets?
BOY: My advent calenders!
> GIRL: Shiny things!
< GIRL (loudly): Shiny things!
BOY: I like the food, right...
... but I LOVE the Yorkshire puddings. They're the best bit!
GIRL: Make kids happy!
BOTH LAUGH
GIRL: Because it's fun!
BOY: God's birthday (!)
< GIRL (loudly): Baby Jesus.
BOY: Jesus getting born.
< BOY: Jesus was born...
GIRL: He lived in a place called Bethlehem...
< BOY: ...and...
> BOY: Then Father Christmas got born.
> BOY: Father Christmas and God are friends.
< BOY: No! It's his FATHER!
INTERVIEWER: What do you think your mum would like for Christmas?
BOY: For us to be nice for her?!
GIRL: My mum says she wants BOTOX and a handbag (!)
GIRL: My dad is going to get a polar bear.
GIRL (loudly, immitating Dad's voice): BEER AND CRISPS!
BOY: I'm going to give him a big RASPBERRY!
(MAKES LOUD RASPBERRY SOUND)
MUSIC: Quiet Christmas acoustic song
INTERVIEWER: If you could have any wish come true for Christmas, what wish would you have come true?
GIRL (sadly): To have all our family around.
INTERVIEWER: It's the thought that counts, isn't it?
BOY (loudly): NO!