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We are conducting Chetan Bhagat Fan Marches here, here and here
Soon, all of the Fatherland will possess a copy of One night at Mein Kampf
The entire nation will be mobilized
This will be a viral campaign of Nazi proportions
I will also tweet about this. My 3 million followers will make this trend
My fuhrer
Chetan
Chetan Bhagat has blocked you on twitter
You cant send an @chetan_bhagat message anymore
Those who use the Twitter Web interface only, please leave this room
Why the *** has chetan_bhagat blocked me on Twitter?
I gave him more publicity than all of his PR agencies. I made his books mandatory non-detailed reading for Class 6 English
I also sent every street side book pirate who sold photocopied versions of his books to concentration camps
Is this how he shows gratitude for my help?
How many young girls I've convinced to follow him on Twitter
How many patriotic book stores I've convinced to showcase his books right up front
He cannot block me on Twitter
Mein Fuhrer. Yes he can. It's just a single button actually...
All my effort undone by just one button?
My fuhrer, that is totally true
You have got to be *** kidding me.
But what did I do? Poke some mild fun at him?
He speaks about freedom of speech and openness
And he blocks me for no reason
Where is his sense of humor? Has it taken a vacation to the Russian front?
And what does he do after he blocks me?
Some inane prattle about not wanting to see me in his timeline
Timeline, my ***
What I should do now is
is get MK Stalin's elder brother to follow him on twitter
Let's see him block MK Azhagiri
I read every one of his books
And I truly liked them
Bloody Twitter
Making me lose sleep over one small button that Chetan pushed
But nonetheless, what a monstrous betrayal
to me, the Fuhrer. He will pay for this, I swear
He will pay with several 140 character lameass explanations of his behavior
He will also say sorry
Neha, please calm yourself. Chetan will not block you
My respect for Chetan has been lost
If he can, with a button click, remove me from his timeline..
It's over
I'm done with Chetan
But gentlemen, if you think I'm going to let this go easily, you have another sing coming.
I will start a #ChetanBlocks hashtag
And we will watch the fun unfold