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>> RYAN: Welcome back, Internet people. My name is Ryan. We're playing Shadow Man
for the PC.
Uhh...
Gotta collect the thingies. Just got our *** handed to us and I find that the best way
to...
[steam shooting]
This is precarious.
Let's see if I can jump back up.
Nope. Slightly better, uh...
Slightly better engine than Oblivion.
[steam shooting] OK, can we try going this way? Nope, that
didn't work and I died.
Alrighty!
[music]
Let's start that over again. Welcome back, Internet people. My name is Ryan. We're collecting
thingies.
Because we just got our *** handed to us and I find that the best way to...
[steam shooting]
Oh, that was precarious. Um...
The best way to get over that is to collect thingies a lot.
Collecting thingies is one of the most important things in the entire world as far as I'm concerned.
[steam shooting]
Oh, I died. But it's OK. Got the thingy.
>> SHADOW MAN: Errauughgh!
>> RYAN: 71 of them. Almost at 100, I can get my little bit more health. That's exciting.
Anyway, I can't do anything in either of those levels yet. I unloaded an entire clip into
that one guy and it didn't do a thing, so, uh...
We are going to have to go back to...
these places.
>> SHADOW MAN: Ergh.
>> LUKE: [echoing] Come on, slowpoke! >> RYAN: So you may notice I'm at the third
level of, uh...
Third lev- oh, ***, this again. *** right in my house.
[gunfire and monster roars] You really have to learn that that is rude.
[gunfire and monster roars]
What I'm trying to get [pot breaking]
through to you [pot breaking]
in spite of these jerkfaces is that I have, uh, the third level of, uh, whatever...
I have enough jiggies to get through the door that requires seven jiggies is what I'm trying
to say.
So, uh...
I hear enemies. There's probably one down here somewhere.
So we can, oh, there it is. We can go right there.
[footsteps]
How many does that one need? That one needs... three, and that one is... three. I can go
to two new places. That's exciting.
Let's try, uh, let's try this one first.
Just on a whim.
>> SHADOW MAN: [screams]
>> RYAN: Yes, you are the lord of Deadside. >> SHADOW MAN: I am the lord of Deadside.
>> RYAN: Ooh, what's what?
[gunshot]
>> SHADOW MAN: This should be useful.
>> RYAN: OK. It's a really bad doll.
More French stuff.
It is La Lun- I'm going to have to find out what this is, for ***'s sake.
OK so it is... sister moon. That's helpful.
Uh... OK.
Oh, ***.
[gunfire and monster roars] Guys, honestly, why are you so sneaky to sneak
up on me like that.
[gunfire and monster roars] How would you like if I stuck up on you like
I tend to do all the time?
[gunfire and monster roars] But this is our house!
[gunfire and monster roars] So he blew up the house.
[gunfire and monster roars] So there were no more zombies around.
Excellent, OK.
Uhh... I guess we're going to just have to try you. Oh, nope, doesn't appear that I can
equip you.
Or use you in any way.
I could just sort of unequip the things that I've got.
OK.
Actually, I'm just going to, going to check... Since this game won't tell me, I'm going to
go find that guide and I'm going to see what that did.
OK, OK, I looked it up. Um...
If I get, if I get three of them then I get, like, turn into, uh...
[pots breaking]
Um, if I get three of those various related items then I, uh, I could become Shadow Man
in Liveside and then I get to kill those guys I guess so that's, like, my goal
is to collect those items and I could go back to the cathedral of pain, et cetera, et cetera.
So yeah, good stuff.
I wonder...
>> SHADOW MAN: Erraughgh!
>> RYAN: OK.
[gunshot]
So the lesson we've learned here is that was a stupid idea. Do not do that.
Who puts a teleporter right on a, right on a fire floor? Hah.
Oh... akward jump cut incoming.
OK, uh, yeah so we're not going to, we're not going to try that again.
>> SHADOW MAN: [screams]
I am the lord of Deadside.
>> RYAN: Every time I do that and the, like, lights pop up on the thing there it feels
like I'm in the Price Is Right or something.
[gunshot]
So what sort of exciting things am I going to find down here?
[gunshot]
A thingy.
I love those.
I don't know if you guys... It probably might even be, might, ff, ohh *** I feel down.
I'm at the bottom and there's three guys.
[gunshots and monster roars] I just totally didn't jump at all. That was
really sad.
[gunshots and monster roars] I was shooting, you saw it.
[gunshots and monster roars] There we go.
[gunshots] You guys know what's going on now, OK.
[gunshot]
Now, before I go in that auspicious cave there...
[gunshot]
That didn't work at all.
Jumping is difficult.
[gunshot]
I've got to collect all of the thingies.
[gunshot] They are for health, I think.
That is... They're all down here. They're all thingies down here. That's wonderful.
They know how to make me happy.
[gunshot]
OK, good stuff.
What, I suppose is down here? Maybe I should, uh...
[gunshot]
Rather exciting. So that one needs... seven.
[gunshot]
Oh, is that the tel- Aw.
>> SHADOW MAN: Augaughgh!
>> RYAN: Ooh, Shadow Man. I'm sorry for mudering you. [laughs]
Awkward jump cut, I think is necessary while I backtrack a little bit.
Alright, I'm back. OK. So, what is down here?
I really hope I get the ability to walk on fire soon. Oh, there's going to be a thingy
down here isn't there?
Ah. I can't get that thingy! It makes me so sad!
OK, so that's just to come back from the fire.
Is that were that teleporter is?
I think it's down there somewhere?
Well, it's probably around here somewhere.
[gunshot]
I don't even know why I'm shooting that.
OK, that one needs four. I can't go that way just yet. Uh, that's the only way to progress.
I think, I think we're going to have to go this way.
So, uh, join us next time when we hear the next exciting Shadow Man monologue. I will
return shortly.