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(UNDER BREATH) HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TRACY.
(CROWD LAUGHS)
AND BEFORE I PLAY THIS LAST SONG, ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL OF THE VERY KIND PEOPLE HERE AT PAX.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME... (CROWD CHEERS)
IT'S REALLY BEEN AN AWESOME EXPERIENCE.
AND THANK YOU TO ALL OF YOU. YOU HUGE TERRIFYING CROWD. (CROWD CHEERS LOUDER)
WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY? OH, I'M GOING TO BE BACK IN SEATTLE NEXT WEEKEND, AT BUMPER SHOOT. (CROWD CHEERS)
AND THEN I WILL BE AT THE TRIPLE DOOR ON UHH... UHH... I TOLD MYSELF I WAS GONNA MEMORIZE THE DATE...
(CROWD MEMBER YELLS: SEPTEMBER 23ed)
COULTON: THE 23ed, THE 23ed. SEPTEMBER 23ed! (CROWD LAUGHS-COULTON CHUCKLES) THANK YOU EYE OF MINE! (CROWD CONTINUES LAUGHING)
SO THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU GUYS. THIS IS THE LAST SONG AND THEN, THE GREAT, M-C-FRONT-A-LOT. (CROWD CHEERS)
I NEED A LITTLE AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION FROM ALL OF YOU.
I REALLY HOPE YOU DON'T BREAK ANYTHING. I'VE HAVEN'T DONE IT WITH THIS LARGE A CROWD BEFORE.
YOU NEED TO SING... OR YOU NEED TO PLAY... YOU ARE A HORDE OF BRAIN LOVING ZOMBIES. (CROWD GOES WILD)
IT'S A VERY SIMPLE PART. I WILL SING IT HERE AND THEN WE'LL TRY IT ALL TOGETHER, OK?
THERE IS A LITTLE GUITAR BREAK THAT SETS IT OFF, SO YOU KNOW WHEN IT'S COMING. IT GOES LIKE THIS...
(PLAYS GUITAR) ♩ALL WE WANT TO DO IS EAT YOUR BRAINS♩
THAT'S THE WHOLE PART. IT'S VERY EASY. LET'S JUST GIVE THAT A SHOT ALL TOGETHER. NICE AND LOUD. READY?
(PLAYS GUITAR-CROWD SINGS) ♩ALL WE WANT TO DO IS EAT YOUR BRAINS♩
THAT'S AWESOME! THAT'S AWESOME. THAT SOUNDS GREAT YOU GUYS.
ALTHOUGH, HONESTLY, IT SOUNDS A LITTLE TOO GOOD. (CROWD LAUGHS)
IT DOESN'T REALLY SOUND LIKE ZOMBIES, IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
IF YOU REALLY WERE A BUNCH OF ZOMBIES... (CROWD MEMBERS IMITATE ZOMBIE BEHAVIOR)
YEAH! THERE YA GO. OK NOW...
(COULTON PANICS) OK, THAT'S TOO REAL! THAT'S TOO REAL! (CROWD LAUGHS)
SO FEEL FREE TO ADD A LITTLE CHAOS IN THERE. YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO SING, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO...
...'CAUSE SOME OF YOU MIGHT NOT EVEN HAVE MOUTHS. YOU KNOW... 'CAUSE YOU'RE ZOMBIES.
(CROWD LAUGHS) LET'S JUST TRY IT AGAIN AND ZOMBIE IT UP A LITTLE, IF YOU WOULD. READY?
(PLAYS GUITAR-CROWD SINGS) ♩ALL WE WANT TO DO IS EAT YOUR BRAINS♩
OK! I THINK WE ALL FEEL BETTER NOW. (CROWD APPLAUSES)
SO THIS SONG IS ABOUT A GUY TRAPPED IN A MALL WHO IS STILL HUMAN AND SURROUNDED BY ZOMBIES.
THE TWIST IS THAT THE GUY OUTSIDE--THE ZOMBIE OUTSIDE--I GUESS THE HEAD ZOMBIE, WHO IS SINGING THE SONG...
USE TO BE A CO-WORKER OF THE HUMAN... AND HE WAS KIND OF A PRICK EVEN BEFORE HE BECAME A ZOMBIE. (CROWD LAUGHS)
THIS SONG IS CALLED "RE: YOUR BRAINS"
♩HEYA TOM, IT'S BOB FROM THE OFFICE DOWN THE HALL♩
♩GOOD TO SEE YOU BUDDY, HOW'VE YOU BEEN♩
♩THINGS HAVE BEEN OK FOR ME, EXCEPT THAT I'M A ZOMBIE NOW♩
♩I REALLY WISH YOU'D LET US IN♩
♩I THINK I SPEAK FOR ALL OF US WHEN I SAY "I UNDERSTAND"♩
♩WHY YOU FOLKS MIGHT HESITATE TO SUBMIT TO OUR DEMAND♩
♩WELL HERE'S AN F-Y-I YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE SCREAMING♩
(CROWD SINGS) ♩ALL WE WANT TO DO IS EAT YOUR BRAINS♩
♩WE'RE NOT UNREASONABLE--I MEAN NO ONE'S GONNA EAT YOUR EYES♩
(CROWD SINGS) ♩ALL WE WANT TO DO IS EAT YOUR BRAINS♩
♩WE'RE AT AN IMPASSE HERE. MAYBE WE SHOULD COMPROMISE♩
♩IF YOU OPEN UP THE DOORS, WE'LL ALL COME INSIDE AND EAT YOUR BRAINS♩
♩I DON'T WANT TO NIT-PICK TOM, BUT IS THIS REALLY YOUR PLAN?♩
♩TO SPEND YOUR WHOLE LIFE LOCKED INSIDE A MALL♩
♩MAYBE THAT'S OK FOR NOW, BUT SOME DAY YOU'LL BE OUT OF FOOD AND GUNS♩
♩THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE THE CALL♩
♩I'M NOT SURPRISED TO SEE YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT IT THROUGH ENOUGH♩
♩YOU NEVER HAD THE HEAD FOR ALL THAT BIGGER PICTURE STUFF♩
♩BUT TOM, THAT'S WHAT I DO♩
♩AND I PLAN ON EATING YOU, SLOWLY♩
(CROWD SINGS) ♩ALL WE WANT TO DO IS EAT YOUR BRAINS♩
♩WE'RE NOT UNREASONABLE--I MEAN NO ONE'S GONNA EAT YOUR EYES♩
(CROWD SINGS) ♩ALL WE WANT TO DO IS EAT YOUR BRAINS♩
♩WE'RE AT AN IMPASSE HERE. MAYBE WE SHOULD COMPROMISE♩
♩SO OPEN UP THE DOORS AND WE'LL ALL COME INSIDE AND EAT YOUR BRAINS♩
♩I'D LIKE TO HELP YOU TOM, IN ANY WAY I CAN♩
♩I SURE APPRECIATE THE WAY YOU'RE WORKING WITH ME♩
♩I'M NOT A MONSTER TOM--WELL, TECHNICALLY I AM♩
♩I GUESS I AM♩
♩I GOT ANOTHER MEETING TOM, MAYBE WE COULD RAP THIS UP♩
♩I KNOW WE'LL GET TO COMMON GROUND SOME HOW♩
♩MEANWHILE I'LL REPORT BACK TO MY COLLEGES WHO ARE CHEWING ON THE DOOR♩
♩I GUESS WE'LL TABLE THIS FOR NOW♩
(PLAYS GUITAR OFF KEY) ♩I'M GLAD TO--♩ OH ***! THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT CORD AT ALL!
I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO SEE THIS. BUT IT'S VERY SUSPENSEFUL, ISN'T IT?
(PLAYS RIGHT CORD) ♩I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU TAKE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM WELL♩ (CROWD CHEERS)
♩I THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME, I KNOW WE'RE ALL BUSY AS HELL♩
♩AND WE'LL PUT THIS THING TO BED, WHEN I BASH YOUR HEAD OPEN♩
(CROWD SINGS) ♩ALL WE WANT TO DO IS EAT YOUR BRAINS♩
♩WE'RE NOT UNREASONABLE--I MEAN NO ONE'S GONNA EAT YOUR EYES♩
(CROWD SINGS) ♩ALL WE WANT TO DO IS EAT YOUR BRAINS♩
♩WE'RE AT AN IMPASSE HERE. MAYBE WE SHOULD COMPROMISE♩
♩SO OPEN UP THE DOORS AND WE'LL ALL COME INSIDE AND EAT YOUR BRAINS♩
(SONG ENDS)
(CROWD GOES WILD) THANK YOU SO MUCH, YOU GUYS ROCK! THANK YOU PAX!
THANK YOU SEATTLE! SEE YOU SOON!
(CROWD CONTINUES CHEERING)
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