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He's neither a samurai
nor a jedi
he is The Samudi!
Someone who uses Mental deficiency, the ridiculous and/or derision
The Samudi, during his training.
Allo mum? Ok i'm on my way
Youhou mummy, i'm here!
I have to tell you, i'm not your real mother
And i don't want you as son, you make me feel so ashamed
I need to find a new kind mum!
Can you find me a new kind mum?
I don't have it, but i have a robot who can turn round
I'm turning round!!!
It is guaranteed 2 days, and the delivery is offered if you take it now!
Pouette, do you want to become my mum?
No thanks!
Please! I would be a nice boy
Samudi, i'm your father
I would prefer you to be my mother
But you're my son!
So you can be my mummy
Go away!
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Our Samudi continued to fail in his quest for a new mom
Do you want to be my new mom?
You don't see it, but I'm a pretty girl of 10 years
You want that I put you disposable nappies and that i give you the feeding bottle
Ah dirty pervert
Alert, failure of the systems
Do you know where i can find a mom?
What are you doing here? You should be on stage
With the other Samudales!
And this is how our samudi found his new path
You touched my ***!!!
And this is how moms and dads, they make babies
Give me a f.....g beer!
Do you want to be my child?
You want to put me disposable nappies and give me the feeding bottle
Yes
Ok i'm in