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Ok It Begins
Yeah, so we have here our monster pizza
Not Koti Pizza
But Monster still
Yeah... High of this thing is approx. 7cm
Im trying to cut it with pizza wheel, which, I tell you, is too small for this
Half of the fluids leaked to the oven plate
This so wont end well...
Oh wait, maybe it does work
I have to press here
Weeee....
Now it sank
Yeah it sank, ***....
And now it's stuck
Fuuuuck
This feels like....
Oh Hell...
Where the *** is the bottom?
Somewhere there
Maybe There.... Now we have finally cut it half...
For *** sake
Here is.... How could I despcribe this...
3dl tomato sauce.... about
On two layers
And then there's... Uh....
30 slices of salami
500g cheese
And 300g of ham and also some pineapple and tuna
And one pizza bottom
This is so á la carte
Umm, hey.... -Jouni's Crib
Open it up and let's see the insides
Yeah, well look at that.... Is it raw on the inside
This is like examing a beef
yeah it is... wtf
It's pretty medium -Yeah, medium indeed...
Pretty juicy and bloody on the inside
Let's have another angle
Alive and kicking....
It's still... It's still pretty juicy
You won't be hungry after this one for sure
This could be divided like baby Jesus
Hunger will disappear by eating that...
...Or just by looking that
And with this we are having... wait I can show you
We are having some...
This kind of bottle (Finlandia Lime ***)
Straight from North Korea...
...Sorry I meant from Poland
And if someone hasn't seen these before
You can get these in 6-packs
At least from out local shop
So if you hear child screaming for 6-pack, he or she propably won't mean beer
So. Bon Apetit for us
You can find the recipe from www.shittyrecipes.com
Enjoy your meal!!