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Hey, what's cooking?
Nothing much, just some stale pork ribs. What's up dawg?
I'm kind of suffering for you know who and I can't get myself to forget about her. I
came to you because I want your opinion about it: Should I go after my ex girlfriend, Jenny?
Pf, man, Jenny? Well she is certainly not Jenny from the block, because that lady right
there is in nothing but trouble.
What do you mean?
Man, the whole time she's been with you she acted like a little you know what and used
you for your money. Now that you’ve gone broke, she dumped you.
I know man, but I love her and I just can't seem to forget about her. I mean you have
to give it to her, she is really hot and would easily seduce any man.
Yeah, any man stupid enough to fall for her duck face and cheap pink lipstick. Man you
need a real woman in your life, not one that looks like she just came out of the latest
Pokemon season.
Ouch!
Man up Rim! You're not a wuss, so act like a real man, because there's no woman out there
who would want to be with a wimp.
You are right and I really thank you for supporting and trying to help me in these difficult times.
You're my best friend so thanks for letting all that truth flow out.
We're best friends dawg, I can't let you down for a wimp who doesn't even know how to count
to 5 without stumbling. Come on man, you're like my brother.
Thanks a lot, the feeling is reciprocal. Oh by the way, did you ever notice that my name
is like in that movie with giant robots?
Oh, yeah, Pacific Rim, right?
Indeed, hahaha, I realized it just now.
Ask them to pay you for using your name without written consent, hehe.
I wish I could, hehehe.