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I really don't want to be in handi-world.
We're getting money for your present. Don't look so guilty.
How do I look guilty? [ man ] andrew largeman?
Oh, no. Benson. Oh, no.
Who is that? Just don't give him your number.
Hey, man. What's up?
Holy ***! How's it goin'?
I haven't seen you since, like, junior year. Yeah.
- I thought you killed yourself. - What?
I thought you killed yourself.
- That wasn't you? - No, no. That wasn't me.
- Who killed themselves? - That was the gleason kid.
Oh. Oh, and tina.
Tina who? You remember tina.
She was anorexic, did gymnastics-- oh, gymnastics tina?
How'd she do it? I don't know. She wasn't jewish. I didn't bury her.
I think it was sleeping pills. Or that car in the garage thing. I forgot.
Uh, sorry, this is sam, karl. Karl, sam? Hey.
- Hey. - I gotta go find that thing.
Uh, you two stay here. I'll be right back. Is it heavy, or-- okay.
- Hey, weren't you on a tv show or something? - Yeah, it was just this show.
So, uh, you're like workin' here. That's cool.
Only for a little while. I'm opening my own business.
Actually, I should talk to you about it.
I'm lookin' for smart people like you, large.
- I should get your number. - Yeah, definitely. That'd be-- that'd be cool.
I'd like to talk to you... Both...
About a good opportunity for you and your loved ones.
We all have dreams. I know I do!
I'd like to talk to you about an exciting opportunity that people are talking about.
We gotta get goin'. Oh, okay. It was good to see you, karl.
Hey, I should get your number. Yeah, definitely.
Well, I'll call you because I think he has it in his book.
Nice to meet you.
Why is it always the losers that get caught up in the pyramid schemes?
Why can't it be some charming, hot girl nagging you incessantly to buy some ***?
Is that what he's doin'? Yeah. It's detergent or some ***.
Why are you buying knives? I don't need knives.
- I'd like to return these. - You got a receipt?
- Actually, no. They're a gift. - Why are you returning these?
- They're not sharp enough. - They're not sharp enough?
No. Not for what we need them for.
- They couldn't cut cans. - You bought them to cut cans?