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--Hey, it's Josh.
And today, I want to let you know why you need a gay BFF.
Whether you are a boy or a girl, straight, gay, bi,
transgendered, whatever, you need a gay BFF in your life.
So I have created a list of my top 10 reasons
why you need one.
This list is primarily focused on straight boys
and straight girls.
But the rest of you can still find plenty of reasons
here as well.
So let's start off with why girls need a gay BFF.
We'll be your fake boyfriend whenever you need one.
Getting hit on by someone you don't like?
No problem, your boyfriend is here.
Out at the club and you just want to have some fun
and be left alone?
Good thing you brought your boyfriend.
We'll be you reality check and give you honest feedback.
Want to know how your butt really looks in that dress?
Ask you gay BFF for an honest answer.
Try asking a straight guy and he'll
say it looks great regardless, because that's
how they've been trained.
We won't let you go out in that dress
if we don't think you look great in it.
We are open minded, liberal thinkers.
Gay men are used to being judged and thought
of as different, weird, freaks, whatever.
So who better to accept you for you and whatever you're into,
than us?
We'll like you for you, not for ulterior motives.
Being friends with straight people
can come with questionable motives.
Does the guy really want to get into your pants?
Does the girl really just want to borrow your expensive purse?
With gay guys, you don't have to worry about any of that.
We only like you for you.
We'll look at guys with you without being your competition.
You don't have to worry about fighting over a guy
if we both see one that we like.
Chances are he's only into one of us
and the other didn't stand a chance.
And now, why boys need a gay BFF.
We won't be your competition to get a girl's attention.
Trying to impress a girl with straight guy friends
around can be dangerous.
With a gay friend, you know there's no chance
that we're going to end up with her.
Girls will think you're open minded and tolerant.
Girls generally like gay guys.
And if you like them too, it shows
that you aren't an ignorant jerk.
And it also shows that you're secure with who
you are and you're not just a homophobic loser.
You can get an endorsement that actually matters to a girl.
If you get a straight buddy to tell a girl how great you are,
she'll probably think that you two do that for each other
all the time.
When it comes from a gay guy, it actually holds some weight
and means something.
We'll give you thoughtful and honest suggestions about girls.
If you ask a straight guy about a girl,
he'll probably just judge her based on a part of her body
or how willing she looks.
If you ask a gay guy, you'll actually get real advice,
like she seems desperate.
I think you can do better.
Or she's really pretty and I can tell
she's interested in talking to you.
If you screw up or strike out, we'll
give you real helpful advice.
Your straight buddies will probably
just joke around and make fun of you in situations like this
without being helpful at all.
Gay guys will actually give some real feedback
and help with what went wrong.
You know, some smarts mixed with sensitivity.
And there you go, my top 10 reasons why you need a gay BFF.
There is no friendship more fun, more honest,
or more fabulous than with your gay bestie.
And that's why I would like to be your gay BFF.
You watch my videos.
You laugh with me.
You chat with me in the comments or on Twitter or on Facebook.
I love you for being you .
And you love me for being gay-- I mean me.
So I would like to declare myself your gay BFF.
Thanks for watching.
And I'll see you next week, right here with another fun
video.
Toodles.
You need a gay BFF in your life.
So I've created a-- aah, la, la.
And this is primarily really focused
on the straight girls- bfrt, bfrt, bfrt,
And that's why I'd like to be your gay BF-- F, F, F.