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You have no idea what I read this morning at work.
Well, you sound mad so was it that... (teasing) Starbucks will now be moved to every other
corner rather than every corner? It's just an extra block...
No, but that is nothing to joke about Savannah.
Yeah, yeah, so what is this big fiasco?
Guess what size a plus size model is...
Well, I'm a size 7 and people are always telling me I'm really thin. So I'm going to say....
like a 14?
Yeah, maybe 5 years ago! Plus size models now are a size 8!!!
(shocked) What?!? (enraged) There is no way! I am not borderline plus size!
Yeah, well how do you think I feel? I'm a 9!
You are not big at all! What are these people thinking?
I know! Apparently our hips are not appreciated in the modeling establishment!
What do regular models do? Have a surgical procedure to shave off some bone?!
(more serious less hysterical) Actually, I think I have heard of that before.
Ughhh... I need to workout.
I can't believe I'm considered plus size! That's just insane, yeah, I have a little
extra cushion to spare but really?
I seriously don't think that. And for real!? I'm a stick if it weren't for my butt!
It's basically like the plus size models are actually real girls. The other models are
just... (eerily) aliens.
That makes sense actually. Well, not the alien part, but the real girls. On America's Next
Top Model, Tyra Banks calls her plus sized girls "fiercely real." She knows what's up.
I was thinking about that! They are always the ones that really don't look like they
are big, but they are definitely bigger than the other girls in the house.
Maybe knowing that, we should go try out for that show.
Ohhhhh.... you may be on to something. Then we could see if the others are really aliens
that came to Earth to make us all feel fat.
You and aliens....