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Happy 30th Birthday, Igor! 13th December 2010, Subotica, Serbia
A train is about to leave, and he's not in front of the building again!
C'mon, call that... Igor, dagnabbit!
He'll be here, any minute now!
I won't wait like this anymore.
Whenever you go somewhere, I always have to wait!
- Here, I'll... - Call him on a cell phone.
Hello? Hey, where are you?
- You're taking a shower. C'mon, hurry up, please! - Oh, ***! That's not normal!
- Oh, ***, the train is leaving in 10 minutes, man! - That's not normal!
I won't drive neither you nor him anymore!
Especially you two! No chance!
Screw you... you and your friend Digor... Igor!
- ***, he'll be here... - I always wait for him! I won't next time!
Call a taxi, do whatever you want, but I won't wait for you anymore.
- He'll be here! - And I always suffer, I always have to screw with you two, almost run for trains, buses.
People know me there, I honk them to move so that you would arrive on time.
OK, OK, here, here he is...
- That's him. - No, it's not, that's another man, dude! You see he doesn't have...
What do you think about Igor Buranj?
Who's that?
My friend!
Well, I don't know your friend. Say hello when you see him.
I... don't remember who's that.
Who!?
Oh, I really don't know him. I don't know, I haven't...
No!
Wait, wait...
Yes, I have, he's in America.
Who???
Happy B-day!
Isn't him...? But that's on the side, with.... what, with...
He's got a sister.
Oh, yeah, Igor. The one who always goes home as drunk as a skunk, right?
Yeah, yeah, him.
Oh, well, yes. The last time he puked on my back seat, he slept all the way in what he puked.
I threw him out in front of his home, of course.
Yes, he paid, but... that's not all.
Wasted!
- Have you heard about Igor Buranj? - Igor? Who's that?
Well, our friend.
I dunno, don't bother me now! How should I know, I have no idea who he is.
Of course I know him! I met him yesterday in Chicago, he didn't even say hello!
Who's that?
Well, we went to search this way to find out. I hope we'll find someone who knows him, well...
We'll see what'll happen.
I heard, ***! He made some *** back at Anita's.
- Really? - Is that him?
Well, possibly, I dunno. That's you from this farm here, right?
- Yes. - Yeah, tell him not to come back!
I should show you better, it's no worth talking.
Yeah, he screwed us something. The whole gang was, you know, suffering because of him.
- Like he didn't have, I don't know... - But, all in all, he's a good guy.
But he likes to make ***!
I'll show you now.
What did he make? I know, he made some crap, I can feel it.
Uh, yeah!
He made this hole, here.
Like Marko Kraljevic!
This here, you see?
He drilled here when he was younger.
There were some girls he grabbed by their ***. Grabbed the ***, and than she was...
Igor, first of all, greetings from us. I'll start a bit about us...
The gang, as you know, stayed the same, nothing important has changed.
We're still going out and stuff.
Me, and I believe the rest, are intersted in how you're doing,
have you managed to find the job and so.
We made some small exception, and gathered to wish you happy B-day this way.
I would like to personally read my birthday message for you.
I would like to read you one psalm from the Holy Bible
which, I believe, has to do with your life an with you.
When we were at Igor's also for his birthday, I can't forget that,
when we drank beer, and then at Rade's next time again beer.
We did it at Sasa's too, but rarely,
but at Rade's we got wasted drinking lots of beer!
And then we would have BBQ, and then again beer and then we would go out.
Igor is really a great friend,
you know, you can fool around with him, but when we toast...
But he also likes drinking!
Once he got drunk, so I had to take him home, as a log, as a log on my back!
I had to take him home, that's how he got wasted.
He likes rakija also, but beer... Beer makes him sing.
White wine, red wine...
What else? He likes also a small bottle of rakija, a glass, a bottle.
Igor and I drank half a liter of rakija, you know, bit by bit.
A bit him, a bit me, and there goes the rakija.
Let's see Igor's room, how does it look...
Igor? Igor who? He doesn't live here anymore.
You see, Igor, I mean, what's left to say?
But it's his B-day, so we wanted to see his room, but...
Birthday? Ha-ha, 30 years, ha-ha!
I'm practicing at the moment on Sasa, to keep the routine and dexterity.
- Like this. It doesn't hurt you, right Sale? - A bit.
Hi, Igor!
Mommy wants to wish you happy B-day and wish you all the best.
Bye!
Igor, since you've left, those from the agency brought a priest,
cleaned it out and brought some attractive girls to work.
It has been doing better.
Don't get mad, but that's how it is.
Igor is my great friend, but I have to say,
since you've left us, it really went better!
I don't know what you've done to us! I'm joking, of course.
Yeah, greetings from the bus to Igor.
Here's also a kiss in the name of all of us.
OK, I'll in the name of colleagues to say hello
because we all really loved you and respected you,
and know that we miss you.
Happy B-day, of course, long live!
Hi, Igor! How are you?
We, from the tourist agency Subotica-trans, greet you.
It's been a long time since you've left and we really miss you a lot.
But, Igor, you went to America, and you didn't show me how to use Winamp.
I don't know how to open a playlist and I can't listen to the music,
so you have to come back here to the agency and to fix that because I can't use it like this.
Thanks!
Iggy Tours.
Iggy Tours!
[reading a psalm from the Holy Bible]
Igor, I read these verses because the God put it on my heart to tell you how much God loves you,
that he gave his son to crucify him so that you would be happy.
Since the tradition here is to give each other gifts, so in Christianity God gave us his son.
The gift that God gives you is eternal and incorruptible.
As the verse says, every man is like a grass, all his glory like a flower.
Grass dries out and the flower falls down.
But the word of the God is always present.
Igor, you make sure if this gift is only an illusion or real.
Happy B-day!
Indians had a tradititon to smoke a peace pipe. Smoke that!
I'm pulling, I'm pulling! And smoking!
And among them was Jelena the Indian
who adored you as a friend and wants to tell you something.
Because the peace pipe, that's the pipe of peace, friendship, honesty,
beauty and love.
And now Jelena will tell you something nice.
Hi, Igor!
Happy B-day!
OK...
If you had stayed here,
it would have been a lot easier for me.
But, since you've left, it's a lot harder for me.
You should have brought Sasa with you
because you two are very inseparable.
Don't do that, it sounds so gay!
- What's on my heart! - That sounds really gay.
Really?
You have to read this?
Yes, you read this!
- No pics! You thought there are only pics, right? - Yes!
Oh, really?
And why there aren't any pics?
Because it's a serious book.
It's a serious book, so that's why.
Hi, buddy! Greetings!
Everything's OK, we're having fun, going crazy as usual,
but you are not here. It's OK, you'll come to us.
This is what you gave me.
I would like to send it to you via the camera,
but you're an expert and you know it all very well.
Say hello to Renee, enjoy yourselves.
Renee, get Igor this book, he really adores it!
We'll celebrate, we're here at my place...
So, in some sort
this is a very good idea and you know who's the initiator.
I don't have to tell you who's the smart guy in this house.
Uhm...
What to tell you? The gift will be from all of us
and here's one big heart from Subotica.
Hey, Igor, happy B-day!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
- What, what? - For Igor?
- You know Igor? - Hey, guys, I have to catch a bus.
Hi, Igor!
So, Igor, happy B-day and...
Maybe it's better this way, that you're there.
Happy B-day!