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[gun charging]
>> RYAN: Oh god.
What am I supposed to do? Climb on top of that?
[gunshot]
Oh no, even worse. [laughs] I'm supposed to...
Oh god. I have no idea how I'm supposed to do this. Do I go in front of it? I guess I
go in front of it.
Oh god. I'm on the ground. [laughs]
OK. No, can't climb on top. Let's just see what happens if I follow it. Uhh...
OK so that didn't really help me. Um.
Let's see what else this place has to offer. I can go... here. I did see that dark soul
up there. He's looking at it so there's got to be a way to get there.
Wait, maybe if I stop it when it's at a certain point.
I wonder if that helped. Hm.
I don't know what that switch did but it certainly didn't stop it. Now I'm even more confused.
Well... [gunshot]
[laughs] It doesn't appear that I can put the switch back the way it was. Maybe it's
just stuck that way now.
Maybe it doesn't turn off. That would make sense.
I think my one theory of jumping in front of it might be correct actually so let's give
that another shot.
OK, come on... And then- Oh, no it went too fast. I'll try that one one more time.
Alright. Here you come.
Come on! You can outrun it! You can do it! I believe in you, Shadow Man!
Oh, this is exciting! Oh, it's getting closer! Aw, I fell down!
Oh, it was really close! I can totally do that. OK.
Oh, the suspense! Did I get it this time? Did I get it this time? Oh noo!!
And I totally did. I am amazing. Ha ha!
[gunshot]
Alright, so...
I guess I drop down to that one there? Let's give this a shot here.
Alright.
Oh... oops! [laughs]
No, just climb on. There you go. You got it.
You figured it out, Shadow Man.
Oh, well I totally missed that. I was kind of close though.
Alrighty, come on. I can do this. I can do this. Very basic platforming. Mario 64 level
even. There we go.
Figured that one out. I'm a star.
[gunshot, dark soul appearing]
>> SHADOW MAN: The dark souls... are mine. >> RYAN: And my reward is a dark soul. That
is excellent.
Alrighty, Internet people. Well...
***'s getting serious here.
Looks like we're going to have to sneak past these guys who will probably kill me when
I walk through here.
Please don't kill me, please don't kill me, please don't kill me, please don't kill me,
please don't kill me, please don't kill me! Aaaah! Aaaaaah! I'm so glad those guys don't
have very long attention spans at all. OK.
So back to this main chamber here. I don't think there's anything else I can do back
in that main area. Or I guess it's not a very main area considering there was only like
two dark souls in there, or three I suppose. Um, but I bet I can go down here so let's
go down here.
Let's collect these thingies here and uh... [gunshots]
see what can be seen.
Ooh, more thingies. I love those.
[humming]
Don't mind me. I've just got a serious problem with fire coming out of my armpits.
I had a doctor have a look at it. He was like, "I don't know what that is but it smells like
lollipops." And I was like, "Are you coming on to me, Mr. Doctor? Because that's highly
inappropriate. You are a medical professional." And he was all like,
"No, of course... Of course not. I'm just saying it smells like lollipops." "But it
doesn't smell like lollipops. It smells like burned chicken."
And he was like, "Yes, burned chicken lollipops. Haven't you ever had one of those? You're
such a weirdo."
I was like, "No, I am the Lord of Dead-" I don't know what I'm talking about right now
but here's a door.
I'm scared of everything because I have no health.
Uhhm. Uhhm. Uhm.
I see a govi! And an ***!
Oh. [gunshots]
I get some thingies here.
Oh god! I'm supposed to be able to crouch but
I don't have the crouch mapped to anything so we're just going to have run. Run like
idiots.
Run! Ruun!
Ehhh!
[monster roars] [gun charging]
[gunfire and monster roars] Hi.
That was exciting. Like shooting peas in a pod or something. Dark soul, please.
>> SHADOW MAN: The dark souls are mine.
>> RYAN: Thank you. Oh, did that heal me?
Or did I get some healing items while I wasn't paying attention?
I'm going to go for the not paying attention. I do that a lot.
Actually, you know what? I think this is a good time...
Um, I'll just backtrack a little bit here.
No, can't make it over there. Need the walk on fire. Really wishing I had walk on fire
right now.
OK, so back to this main area. I think that is a good spot to make that a video. I'll
see you guys later, Internet people.