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Hello and welcome to Dani pe NET
I'm drinking alone...again!
Grab yourself something to drink. It sucks to drink by yourself.
You look like Deeana Troi
I am Deeana Troi
Take a seat.
You people use teleporters, right?
Yeah!
Well, teleport yourself in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
Huh?
For you, a very special sandwich from the starship Enterprise, from captain Picard
What are you saying? Take this.
That's a sandwich from the starship Enterprise.
-Who you have received from? -Captain Picard.
Did you took those bites?
No
She brought me 1/2 of a sandwich...WTF?
Take a bite.
Our first video is pretty cool.
Let's suppose your wife give birth to a girl. Your first born.
You introduce yourself to the child: "I'm your daddy"
What would happen if the child doesn't like you.
I dunno why, but more and more people are attracted to trash cans theese days.
Same with the boy/girl in the next video.
She or he tries to be awesome. And fails, of course!
My advice to her/him: don't enlist in the army!
Untill now, I've played bowling a couple of times. I like this game.
But what happens when an *** use himself as a bowl.
-Huh? -Nothing. Go back to sleep!
(lyrics)"My riffle and my wesome belt"
"Where are my guns, where are my knives, The horses and the outlaw's riffles"
I sound like a ***' drunk right now.
...after you drank that bottle of gin
Yes, but it was amazing.
It was *** AWSOME!
I have a new online application for you again.
I've talked with some of you the other days on Y!M
...and you've asked for a Slot Machine.
So, here it is! Savvy?
You can find here the earnings, depending of your bets.
I've placed long legs "gesundheit" Ceeta on the machine, for luck.
Let's begin.
Yeah, if you found something interesting online...
You scared me.
If you found something interesting online, please send us an e-mail at...contact...@...yahoo...
"contact @ yahoo" LOL
Dani is concerned with other things right now...
But if you found something interesting online
and you wanna send us some funny video
send it to: contact@danipenet.ro
And you cand find us on: Facebook, Y!M, YouTube and www.DaniPeNET.ro, savvy?
Precisely
-BLOOPERS!-
Ok, ok! Rub my legs, don't stop!
-If you found something online... -Sleep!
If you found two sexy legs online, wrap them and zip them and send me an email...
-or you can find us on Yahoo, Facebook... DanipeNet and other Dani websites...
Face book...LOL
Let's pause this. I wanna get this right.
Press now the SUBSCRIBE button...
...if you wanna get multiple orgasms!
C'mon! Gimme a seven, gimme a seven.
Plum *** !