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Our story begins in the Shire,
in a hard winter of the 3rd age.
Here lives Bilbo Beggins, a comfortable and pacific hobbit.
What?! I'm not fu**ing pacific!
Let's party!
The shire, Middle Earth is on fire.
Gandalf, makes the beat, everybody dance to the song!
I'm lighting a pipe and make a play for an elb.
I'm asking you for a dance,
little man, huge ... character.
Look at my ears.
Nice nice ears.
Look at my ears.
They're ***.
Look at my feet.
Nice nice feet.
Look at my feet.
They're huge.
Come with me into my hole an I'll show you my ring!
All the dwarfs can escort us - Groupmeeting.
Don't you know who I am?
My rhymes are the hit, fit, ***, bit!
I am the little hobbit!
I am the little hobbit!
Gandalf, go the full monty!
I'm a wizard,
older than dirt but superstar!
Snorting pipe-weed,
today I'm getting a hot chick.
F**ck off inner values,
ladies are into long beards.
Get on my wand,
it's old, but still hard!
Look at my beard.
Pull on my beard.
Lick on my beard.
I am old!
Look at my beard.
Pull on my beard.
Lick on my beard.
I am old!
Whole Middle-earth is partying all night long,
Gandalf the player, is only puking.
Everybody come to us and party with us, us, us, us...
I am the little hobbit!
I am the little hobbit!
I am the little hobbit!
Dammit!
Thank you very much for all guys supporting us with the video shoot.
It's been with huge effort this time, the locations, actors
and especially the props that we got from Racheshop.de for free.
And of course thanks to the cameraman.
Well, therefore thanks to you for this idea
and now the question what to spoof next?
Write it into the comments or on facebook, or twitter, or both.
Now you can go on watching YTITTY,
either Gronkh feat. YTITTY or look at me how I got painted.
Choose wisely and see you next Fritittyday.
I am old!