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We're all set to watch the big game tonight.
Food will be catered by the finest restaurants in the city.
All the guests have RSVPed.
We'll be the talk of the town.
Excellent. I've been waiting all season for this. Who's calling the game?
Mein Führer...
... It's...
It's Joe Buck. Buck will be calling the game.
It's a FOX telecast.
Those who believe their genitals could call a better game than Joe Buck, please leave the room.
That ***!
Why do they let that d-bag call games?!
Seeing his father call games, you'd think he'd know how to do it right!
My goodness, just once...
Could he stop being an attention-*** hijacking the program?!
He thinks millions are watching because of him And not the bloody players!
Boss, the executives at FOX seem to like Joe
Don't bring my BFFs into this! FOX could do SO MUCH better!
Please, you're embarrassing yourself.
I'm not the embarrassment. He's an embarrassment to the profession!
He's violating my ears!
With poor understanding of the game. Ignoring his broadcast partner, Troy Aikman!
Everybody knows that successful play-by-play requires at the very least,
Sincerity and excitement that oozes
A Gus Johnson-like, March Madness!...
... OR-GAS-M!
I'd settle for some Ian Eagle dry humor. He and Dan Fouts are likeable!
Most important, is a willingness
and humility to defer to your partner's expert opinion.
Yet, he consistently questions Troy Aikman's judgement!
Troy has earned his stripes on the field of battle! Troy knows what he's talking about!
Listening to Buck, you'd think he's the offspring of a Vince Lombardi, Chuck Noll, and Tom Landry ***.
Why do you think John Madden and Pat Summerall were so legendary?!
Pat Summerall, God bless his soul.
It's because Summerall knew when to shut his mouth and let Madden talk.
Okay
This is what we'll do:
We'll turn the TV volume down,
And listen to Kevin Harlan on Westwood One.
I just love that guy's raspy voice.