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Hello and welcome to ''Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?'' I'm your host, Jory Caron.
And I'm your sidekick, Riley McIlwain.
Today, we're going to be microwaving this Slot Machine, donated by Kenny Irwin.
[Dinging from slot machine]
Yes, big money!
You've got nothing already.
[''*** ***'' plays]
Let's microwave this piece of [beep].
[Theme music plays]
So, uh, we're going to stick you in the microwave.
All hands to the deck.
Nobody likes roasted nuts.
[Microwave door pops] Whoa!
[Fire Extinguisher Sprays]
Let's get out of here! Ventilation is key.
What are you doing?! Put that out!
Does it still work? You're dumb!
The masks! They do nothing!
Stopping, stopping!
Should I get the fire extinguisher?
No!
Two point five.
[Door close]
''Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?''
[Microwave Beep]
Let's find out, here at the Jory Caron Laboratory, safety is one of our many concerns.
And that's why we hide behind this giant tin foil shield, it's to protect our nuts, because nobody likes roasted nuts.
Jory, I'm gonna ask you one question.
Do you feel lucky?
I do actually.
[Casino game beeping]
We also have this fan to circulate the air, and as ''always'' the G.E. Turntable microwave, Jackie.
Jackie is the ''Queen of the Slots.'' I don't know if you guys knew that.
(Jon) ''Queen of the ***'' if you ask me!
Shut your mouth!
[Slot Machine Dinging]
[Slot Machine ''bloops'']
[Slot Machine releasing coins]
Wow!
(Jon) I want my winnings before you destroy it!
Okay, so, 7:77. That's exactly what I was thinking.
Ready?
[Slot Machine Dinging]
Okay, we just have to see where it stops, and we'll see if it wins ''Jackpot!''
Is it still going?
I can see some flashing, but I don't know doing anything though.
I guarantee it already stopped.
I suppose an object that big, you wouldn't be able to see it, right?
You know, I really want to see it blow the door off.
Whoa!
Those are probably the batteries.
How many batteries did that have in it?
Four ''D'' batteries.
Yeah, that sounds dangerous, I'm not going to lie.
Okay, let's stop this thing.
Stop it? Let's give it a few more minutes.
Let's let it go to at least 6:20, it's 6:40 right now.
Whoa! Holy [beep]!
Mother f[beep]ka!
Dude, that slot machine just had a big Jackpot if you know what I mean!
Oh!
Alright guys, let's kill it, let's do this!
We don't have a fire extinguisher.
Safety, as we said, was one of our concerns.
[Slot machine dinging]
Man, I don't remember that smell!
I'm getting the sidekick cam for this one.
Alright guys, yeah, the microwave's dead.
Aw, [beep].
[Memorial Music Plays]
Or Jackie, Jackie!
Jackie! I do like that!
[Crack]
69, dudes!
I could've lost my hand!
Death is here.
There's an i in there too.
[Slot machine dinging]
Alright, ready.
Probably still on fire somewhere.
Not a winner! Wha, wha, wha!
[Laughing]
Give me my coins!
That thing's a steaming pile of [beep].
Quick, take them and go!
[Riley screaming in pain]
I'm kidding, I'm kidding, it's fine.
I see that Riley's such a compulsive gambler that he's picking up his winning off the floor.
Listen, I can quit whenever I want, I don't need your help!
Jory, what are you trying to do over there?
You either get busy living, or get busy dying.
Those batteries don't look that bad.
Rayovac! Cause we can't afford Energizer!
Uh, no, not a good idea to microwave a slot machine.
Cause, it killed the microwave! I'm pissed!
It killed the microwave, it killed the slot machine, no one is really a winner, because the house always wins.
The house always wins! And in this case, the house is the microwave.
But, the microwave still lost!
So, no one wins!
It was a push! In gambling, no one wins.
It's still a push!
So that's about it for ''Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This'' I'm your host, Jory Caron.
[Captioning by YT user thebestdayeversong]
[Electronic Music Playing]
Ahh!
I don't know why your laughing, but it's making me laugh!
Cause! You were like... [laughing] you just started screaming!
Oh [beep]!
You got all close to it!
[Hannah Montana, Nobody's Perfect Plays]
Ow! My stomach, my stomach!
You just got close to it, and went Ah!
Crip walking, Ahh!