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How to Convince Someone to Go Skinny Dipping. The trick to getting someone to skinny-dip
with you is to make them think it's their idea. You will need A smooth delivery Persuasion
skills A smooth delivery and persuasion skills. Step 1. Grease the wheels by praising the
person's body -- just make sure you do it in a non-*** way. Remark on how "fit" and
"toned" they look; speculate that they must be working out. You'll have no chance of getting
them naked if they're self-conscious about their figure. Step 2. Casually bring up the
idea of skinny-dipping. Ruminate on how you've always wanted to try it. Step 3. Proceed cautiously.
Once you've introduced the subject, drop it for a while -- unless, of course, your companion
is already ripping off clothes and dashing toward the water. Step 4. Announce that, by
gosh, you're going to do it — you're going to skinny-dip! Behave as though you are talking
_yourself_ into it. Make no mention of them joining you. Step 5. Begin undressing like
it's the most natural thing in the world. Keep up a steady stream of chatter, as if
nothing could be more innocent. Step 6. Run into the water and begin splashing around
with an expression on your face that suggests pure joy. Step 7. Describe the "indescribable"
feeling of having nothing between your body and the water. If your companion is the type
of person who doesn't like to lose a challenge, dare them to join you. Step 8. If your friend
isn't nude by now, forget it. Remember, you can lead a person to water, but you can't
make them strip. Did you know *** Harrelson was once caught skinny-dipping -- with Owen
Wilson!