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>> WHOO!
>> COMING UP,
"HERE COMES HONEY BOO BOO."
[ PIG GRUNTS ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> HO HO HO HO, HO HO HO HO.
[ SIGHS ]
>> YOU BETTER REDNECKONIZE!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> THIS IS FUN.
>> ON THE SERIOUS SIDE, LET ME
TALK.
GLITZY'S GOT TO GO BACK TO THE
BREEDER.
[ PIG SQUEALS ]
>> I SAY WE KEEP HIM, BUT I'M
OUTVOTED.
>> [ Crying ] BYE, GLITZY.
[ SOBS ]
[ SIREN WAILS ]
[ SIREN WAILS ]
[ DOG BARKING ]
>> [ FARTS ]
>> MAMA!
[ ALL TALKING AT ONCE ]
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
>> HO HO HO HO!
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
>> WE'RE HAVING CHRISTMAS IN
JULY THIS YEAR TO TRY TO, LIKE,
RAISE MONEY FOR A LOCAL CHARITY.
>> I WISH I WAS IN THERE.
I WISH IT WAS ME IN THERE.
>> IT DOES TAKE A LITTLE TIME
AND A LITTLE PATIENCE TO BE ABLE
TO SET ALL THIS STUFF UP.
>> SOMEBODY'S GOT TO HELP WITH
THIS.
I MEAN, ME, I CAN'T -- ME -- I'M
JUST A DAMN 12-YEAR-OLD
YOUNG'UN.
IT'S TRYING TO GET THESE LAZY
GIRLS TO HELP ME AND SUGAR BEAR.
JESSICA -- I DON'T KNOW.
SHE'S JUST -- SHE'LL HELP FOR A
LITTLE WHILE, AND THEN SHE GET
TIRED.
CHICKADEE -- SHE'S 17.
SHE'S PREGNANT WITH OUR FIRST
GRANDCHILD.
SHE LIKES TO BE LAZY.
>> I SWEAR TO GOD, I'M ABOUT
READY TO QUIT.
THE BUGS IS [ SCOFFS ]
SUMMERS ARE HOT.
[ Sighing ] OH, GOD.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> I'M PUTTING IT TOGETHER.
[ BLEEP ]
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
OUT OF ALL THE GIRLS, WHO LOVES
TO HELP THE MOST IS PROBABLY
ALANA.
SHE LOVES GETTING OUT THERE.
SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN FASCINATED
WITH THE DECORATIONS.
>> I HOPE WE NEVER TAKE DOWN THE
CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS.
LIKE, FOR REAL!
THIS IS MY DADDY.
THIS IS MY MAMA.
AND THIS IS MY BIG BROTHER.
>> PEOPLE WILL COME BY, WALK
THROUGH, VISIT.
SUGAR BEAR WILL GET OUT THERE
AND DRESS UP AS SANTA CLAUS.
I'M HOPING CHRISTMAS IN JULY
WILL BE A SUCCESS.
>> COME ON, ALANA.
WE GOT A LOT TO LEARN, AND IT'S
THE ONLY TIME WE'RE GONNA BE
ABLE TO USE THIS STAGE.
CONTESTANT NUMBER 2.
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE?
FROM SIDE TO SIDE.
>> SOMETIMES IT'S HARD
REMEMBERING MY MOVES, BECAUSE IT
GETS STUCK IN MY BRAIN.
>> YOU'RE MISSING THIS PART.
>> WHICH PART?
>> WHERE YOU GO LIKE THIS AFTER
YOU DO THAT "ONE FOR THE MONEY,"
WHERE SHE'S DOING LIKE THIS.
LOOK!
>> COME ON. UGH.
I TOOK THIS STUFF REALLY
SERIOUSLY.
I PRACTICE AND PRACTICE AND
PRACTICE AND PRACTICE AND
PRACTICE AND PRACTICE AND
PRACTICE AND PRACTICE AND
PRACTICE AND PRACTICE AND
PRACTICE AND PRACTICE.
WHAT NOW?
UGH, UGH. MAMA?
>> WHAT?
I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT, 'CAUSE
YOU'RE SMOOCHIE-SMOOCH.
BUT -- PSHEW -- I DON'T KNOW.
>> I'M GOING TO SLEEP.
[ PIG SQUEALING ]
THERE!
GLITZY, WE'RE GONNA BE THE
PRETTIEST GIRLS AT THE PAGEANT.
...'CAUSE I GOT ME A PIG.
[ PIG SQUEALING ]
HOW ABOUT THAT?
[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
>> I THINK IT'S CUTE TO SEE
GLITZY AND HER PLAY TOGETHER,
BUT I JUST DON'T THINK IT'S
GONNA -- IT'S GONNA WORK OUT.
[ SIGHS ]
[ PIG SQUEALING ]
IT HOLLERED AT 5:30 THIS
MORNING, WANTING TO EAT.
[ SQUEALING CONTINUES ]
HELLO.
I'M ASLEEP.
I AIN'T GOT TIME TO FEED YOUR
***.
BUT IF I DIDN'T, IT WOULD HAVE
HOLLERED FROM 5:30 [BELCHES] --
SORRY -- TO 10:00.
IT JUST IS NOT A FIT FOR US.
I THINK THAT WE'RE JUST GONNA
HAVE TO RETURN IT TO THE
BREEDER.
>> MAMA!
GLITZY'S EATING MY CROWN!
>> I DON'T THINK ALANA'S GONNA
LIKE HAVING TO GIVE UP GLITZY,
BUT WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO, SO I'M
HOPING IT DON'T MAKE HER TOO
SAD.
[ PIG GRUNTING ]
>> WHOO!
>> THE FAMILY'S ABOUT TO GO OUT
AND HAVE SOME FUN WITH ONE OF
OUR FRIENDS, CRAZY TONY, AND
THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT COULD
HAPPEN.
>> [ PANTING ]
[ SPLAT ]
>> [ SOBBING ]
BYE, GLITZY. [ SOBS ]
>> SUGAR BEAR!
JESSICA, ALANA!
GLITZY'S GOT TO GO BACK TO THE
BREEDER BECAUSE, FOR ONE, WE'RE
JUST TOO BUSY, AND I JUST DON'T
THINK IT'S FAIR FOR GLITZY.
COME ON, GIRLS!
GLITZY IS A LOT OF WORK.
AND BOYS!
ON THE SERIOUS SIDE, LET ME
TALK.
ALANA, I THINK, WILL TAKE IT
HARDEST BECAUSE THEY'VE GOT
REALLY ATTACHED.
>> [ SQUEALING ]
>> LOOK, WE GOT GLITZY.
AIN'T NONE OF Y'ALL HELPING TAKE
CARE OF IT.
YOU KNOW, I MEAN, IT'S LIKE...
>> MAMA, NO.
MAMA.
>> I SAY WE KEEP HIM, BUT I'M
OUTVOTED.
>> I MEAN, I'M SORRY.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, SO YOU NEED TO
GO GET HIM.
>> HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO
CRY.
[ PIG SQUEALING ]
>> WHAT'S BEST FOR GLITZY IS
THAT IT GO BACK TO THE BREEDER
AND BE ABLE TO FIND A HOME THAT
CAN DEVOTE THE TIME TO GLITZY.
>> PLEASE?
[ PIG SQUEALING ]
>> HUSH. TELL HIM TO SHH.
>> GLITZY, IT'S OKAY.
>> Shh, shh-shh, shh-shh,
shh-shh, shh-shh, shh-shh.
[ PIG SQUEALING ]
>> DON'T BE AFRAID, GLITZY.
WE'RE NOT GONNA LET YOU DIE.
[ PIG GRUNTS ]
>> GLITZY!
AWW.
HE LOVES YOU, ALANA.
[ PIG SQUEALING ]
Shh, shh.
OH! OH, MY GOD, NO!
[ PIG SQUEALING ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> TODAY?
>> BE QUIET.
ALANA'S KIND OF SAD.
SAY, "I LOVE YOU, GLITZY."
>> I DON'T WANT IT TO GO.
[ CRYING ]
[ PIG SQUEALING ]
[ SOBBING ]
BYE, GLITZY. [ SOBS ]
>> BYE, GLITZY!
>> I'M GONNA MISS YOU, GLITZY!
[ PIG SQUEALING ]
>> GOODBYE, GLITZY.
I LOVE YOU.
SAY "BYE."
I'M GONNA MISS IT A LITTLE BIT,
BUT NOT AS MUCH AS THE GIRLS
WILL.
OKAY.
ALANA'S SAD TO SEE GLITZY GO.
THE FAMILY'S ABOUT TO GO OUT AND
HAVE FUN WITH ONE OF OUR
FRIENDS, CRAZY TONY, AND THERE'S
NO TELLING WHAT COULD HAPPEN.
>> WHOA!
>> WHOO!
>> TONY!
>> WHOO!
>> HOW ABOUT THAT? [ LAUGHS ]
>> WHAT?
>> THE BIGGEST CATCH OF THE DAY.
WE GOT A LIVE HOG HERE.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> HE'S JUST CRAZY.
THERE'S NOTHING TO SAY.
>> LOOK. LOOK, LOOK!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> LOOK AT HIM.
OH, HE'S PUSHING THAT. WHOA.
WHOA!
>> WHOA!
>> HE'S CRAZY!
TONY WAS, LIKE, IN THE TREES,
AND HE JUST FLIPPED OVER.
OH, MY GOD!
YOU BETTER REDNECKONIZE!
THIS IS FUN!
>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!
YOU AIN'T DRIVING AGAIN!
ALANA! LET'S GO!
>> MY FAVORITE PART OF GOING OUT
FOUR-WHEELING IS INNER-TUBING.
AAH!
WHOO-HOO!
>> I WAS, LIKE, THE TARGET ALL
DAY LONG.
STOP, STOP! LET GO OF ME!
>> JUNE DOES NOT GO IN THE MUD,
DUE TO SHE CANNOT GET OUT.
>> NO!
>> WHOO!
>> NEED A DOGGONE CRANE TO LIFT
THAT BIG THING UP.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
OH, GOD.
JUST BE TOGETHER LIKE FRIENDS
AND GET MUDDY.
[ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING ]
[ TRAIN BELL CLANGING ]
>> YEAH. I GOT THREE SUITS, AND
I THINK I'M GONNA WEAR THIS ONE
TONIGHT.
>> OOH, SHOW YOUR MAN ***.
[ SNICKERING ]
>> HO HO HO HO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH.
>> OW! GOD!
[ SCOFFS ]
[ BLEEP ] NASTY.
>> NO, THEY WERE NOT MY
TOENAILS.
[ FLY BUZZING ]
I BELIEVE THEY WERE PUMPKIN'S.
>> NO, THEY WASN'T.
THEY WERE JESSICA'S.
>> BULL CRAP.
YOU MY SHORTY CLAUS.
>> SHORTY CLAUS? SUGAR CLAUS.
>> NO, SHORTY CLAUS.
EVERYBODY, LIKE, IN THE TOWN
CALLS HIM SHORTY CLAUS.
SUGAR IS SHORT.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, HIS PANTS --
WE CAN'T EVER FIND HIS PANTS TO
FIT THE RIGHT SIZE, SO HE HAS
TO, LIKE, IMPROVISE.
>> I'M 5'10".
>> YOU A LIAR. YOU 4'11.
MAN, YOU NEED TO WEAR THIS
TONIGHT TO BED.
THAT IS SMEXY.
>> MAN.
>> [ PURRING ]
[ LAUGHS ]
>> THIS DEFINITELY GOING TO THE
DRY CLEANER'S.
HO HO-HO HO-HO HO.
UH-HUH.
>> SUGAR DOES A GOOD IMPRESSION
OF SANTA CLAUS.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, HE THOROUGHLY
ENJOYS DOING IT.
OH, YOU'RE SO SMEXY.
>> HO HO HO HO, HO HO HO HO!
[ GIRLS SQUEALING ]
THE WORST PART IS THAT
CHRISTMAS IN JULY IS HOT.
NAH.
I KNOW.
UGH.
ALL RIGHT, NOW.
[ DOG BARKING ]
>> HO HO HO HO, HO HO HO HO!
MERRY CHRISTMAS IN JULY!
HO HO HO HO, HO HO HO HO!
MERRY CHRISTMAS IN JULY!
HO HO HO HO, HO HO HO HO!
[ GIRLS SQUEALING ]
[ SIGHS ]
THE WORST PART IS THAT
CHRISTMAS IN JULY IS HOT.
AND IT'S IN JULY.
[ GRUNTS ]
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?
>> A SHINY PINK CAR?
>> [ GIGGLES ]
>> I WILL HAVE TO SEE WHAT I
CAN DO.
HO HO HO HO HO HO.
AND WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR
CHRISTMAS?
AN iPHONE?
>> MM-HMM.
>> WE'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO FOR
CHRISTMAS.
YOU WANT A FOUR-WHEELER, TOO?
>> MM-HMM.
>> HO HO HO HO HO HO.
YOU BEEN GOOD?
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
'CAUSE I'M 2,000 YEARS OLD.
NEXT.
iPHONE AND A FOUR-WHEELER?
OKAY.
HO HO HO HO HO HO.
>> ALANA STILL BELIEVES IN
SANTA CLAUS, AND I WILL KEEP IT
THAT WAY UNTIL...OTHERWISE.
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR
CHRISTMAS?
I WANT AN iPHONE, A D.S., AND AN
iPAD.
>> OH.
YOU WANT A FOUR-WHEELER?
>> I WANT A FOUR-WHEELER, TOO.
>> OKAY.
>> THERE IS REALLY A REAL
SANTA CLAUS.
I'M GOING TO THE
ROCK STAR PAGEANT.
I'M GONNA BE ELVIS.
>> OH, ELVIS.
>> YOU KNOW ELVIS MAKES YOUR
TOYS?
>> I KNOW ELVIS MAKES MY TOYS.
>> ALANA THINKS ELVIS IS AN ELF.
>> HE'S REAL GOOD AT MAKING
TOYS, AIN'T HE?
>> HE CAN PROBABLY MAKE AN iPAD.
>> HE MAY. HE MAY MAKE AN iPAD.
WHAT YOU GONNA LEAVE ME TO EAT
AT NIGHT?
>> I'M GOING LEAVE YOU SOME
COOKIES AND SOME MILK.
>> COOKIES AND MILK -- SANTA'S
FAVORITE.
>> SAY HI TO ELVIS FOR ME.
>> I WILL, AS SOON AS I GET
BACK.
BE GOOD FOR MAMA AND DADDY, AND
WE'LL BRING YOU SOME SURPRISES
FOR CHRISTMAS.
>> BYE.
>> BYE.
[ HORN HONKING ]
YEAH. COME HERE, MAMA CLAUS.
SIT ON MY LAP.
>> NAH.
I KNOW.
UGH.
ALL RIGHT, NOW.
>> HOW'S IT BEEN GOING?
>> IT'S BEEN GOING PRETTY GOOD.
>> YOU HOT?
>> ABOUT READY TO SHUT THE
OPERATION DOWN?
[ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING ]
HO HO HO HO!
HO HO HO HO!
HO HO HO!
>> WHY DO YOU WANT HER OUT?
[ SIREN WAILS ]
>> WHAT?
>> OKAY, HAS HER WATER BROKE OR
ANYTHING?
>> NOT THAT WE KNOW. SHE, UH...
>> ANY BLEEDING OR ANYTHING?
>> NO.
>> IS IT DULL OR SHARP OR
ANYTHING?
>> SHARP.
>> WHERE IT'S AT?
>> IT STARTS UP HERE SOMETIMES,
AND IT'S DOWN THERE NOW.
IT HURTS.
>> HOW FAR ALONG ARE YOU?
>> 34 WEEKS.
>> SHE FEEL LIKE SHE GOT TO PEE
AND [BLEEP] AT THE SAME TIME.
WE WON'T LET HER DO NOTHING TILL
Y'ALL GOT HERE.
>> STAND UP. OKAY?
>> ANNA IS A LITTLE SCARED RIGHT
NOW.
YOU KNOW, IT'S VERY
DISCOMFORTING NOW BECAUSE
THEY'RE GETTING STRONGER AND
STRONGER.
GOD, I HOPE SHE DOESN'T HAVE IT.
IT'S JUST A LOT OF WORK TAKING
CARE OF A BABY IF IT'S BORN
EARLY.
I'M GOING WITH HER.
SO JUST HAVE THE TRUCK, AND THEN
I'LL MEET YOU THERE.
[ SIREN WAILS ]
>> BABY KAITLYN IS READY TO COME
OUT AND PLAY WITH ME, AND I'M
READY TO PLAY WITH HER.
[ SIREN WAILS ]