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- HOW DO Y'ALL FEEL?
- I AM SO NERVOUS.
♪ IT'S WEDDING TIME ♪
- OH, MY GOD.
THIS IS LIKE A CONCERT.
- WE HAVE OVER 400 GUESTS.
- I WANT TO SEE THIS GOWN.
- IT'S ABSOLUTELY CRAZY.
HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT THEM PLANNING
A BACHELOR PARTY FOR GREGG?
- NO.
- GREGG, WHAT KIND OF BACHELOR PARTY
IS A [bleep] GOOD BACHELOR PARTY?
YEAH! - GO, GREGG!
- I DO SOMETHING WRONG?
- OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
- I FOUGHT. I SCREAMED.
I GOT SOMETHING THAT I WANT TO GIVE YOU.
THIS IS THE SIGNED PRENUP.
- AW.
- THERE'S A SECURITY ISSUE.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE IT.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE BASEMENT.
- NOT WITH MY DRESS ON.
I HAVE TO WALK DOWN A BASEMENT
HOLDING MY $58,000 DRESS?
IT CANNOT HAPPEN.
YEAH!
[sassy hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
- MY HAND IS SHAKING.
- I'M DOWN TO THE FINAL TWO HOURS.
THERE IS A BUNCH OF PAPARAZZI
THAT I'MA HAVE TO BE RUNNING FROM ALL NIGHT.
AND ALL I WANT IS A LITTLE PEACE AND QUIET
TO GET MY MIND TOGETHER.
- I HOPE IT LOOKS GOOD.
I WANTED TO TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF THIS LASH RIGHT HERE
ABOUT THAT MUCH
AND JUST PUT IT ON THAT PART.
- WE'LL SEE. - OKAY.
- THAT MIGHT BE A LOT. - OKAY.
I'M GOING OVERBOARD? AM I TOO EXCITED?
- WELL, I DON'T WANT TO GO OVERBOARD
FOR THE CEREMONY.
- I THINK IT SHOULD CLEAN AND CLASSY.
- IT SHOULD BE.
- I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU, YOU KNOW?
- MM-HMM.
[dramatic hip-hop music]
- THIS IS LITERALLY, LIKE, GOING TO, LIKE,
THE GOLDEN GLOBES OR SOMETHING.
[laughs]
THIS IS SO GONE PAST A WEDDING.
- HEY, HONEY. - [giggles]
THAT HAIR IS JUST COMING RIGHT ALONG.
- I'M TRYING TO DO SOMETHING OVER HERE.
- LET LAWRENCE DO WHAT HE DO.
- I'M GONNA GO TO MY ALTERATIONS LADY,
'CAUSE THIS IS JUST SO WRONG.
- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, MARLO. LET'S WAIT.
LET'S SEE IF WE CAN FIX IT FIRST.
- IT NEEDS TO BE LONGER IN THE FRONT.
- LET'S JUST SEE, THOUGH. HOLD UP, MARLO.
LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN DO.
I JUST FEEL LIKE THIS CAN FIX IT.
- THIS-- - THIS SHOULD--
LOOK HOW THAT THING HAS KIND OF GOT--
THE DRESS IS HANGING LIKE THIS.
BAGGY-*** [bleep] HERE.
LIKE, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE TIGHT.
- OKAY, LET ME GET YOUR ROBE.
- DON'T GET NENE UPSET, MARLO.
- NO, I'MA JUST ASK HER IF SHE WANTS IT TO BE LIKE THIS.
IF NOT, WE'RE GONNA GET IN THE CAR AND GO TO MY PLACE.
- SO YOU-- I'M SORRY.
- WHY? - THIS IS TOO--
IF IT WAS--A SEAMSTRESS WOULD TAKE THE HEM OUT,
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
- LET ME GO AND LET NENE SEE THAT.
OH, LORDY.
LEAKES!
[knock at door]
HI.
- JUST LET ME GO, PLEASE.
THIS IS IMPORTANT.
NENE, TWO MINUTES.
- WHAT?
- I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.
- WHAT? - THIS IS MY DRESS.
- HUH?
- IT'S TOO MUCH FABRIC.
- GO. OUT.
'CAUSE I HAVEN'T HAD NO MOMENTS TO MYSELF.
JUST GO OUT. - ALL RIGHT.
- AND YOU NEED TO CUT THAT [bleep] OUT.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE WENT UP THERE.
- PAT, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO REIGN HER IN.
- WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?
PUT HANDCUFFS ON HER?
I WAS TRYING TO HELP.
- SERIOUSLY, THOUGH,
TODAY OF ALL DAYS?
- WOW.
- I DON'T CARE WHAT'S GOING ON WITH MARLO AND HER DRESS TODAY.
GO AND FIGURE IT OUT.
NOT TODAY, GIRL.
I AM A BRIDE!
RECEIVE THAT.
- YOU COULD TAKE THIS END--
- THAT'LL HELP, YEAH.
IF SHE CAN CHOKE IT.
LOOK, IF THEY EVEN JUST PULL IT...
- THEN YOU COULD DO THIS YOUR DAMN SELF.
- I'M SORRY.
- I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE TO BE BOTHERED.
SEE, I KNOW HOW TO LEAVE YOU ALONE.
- I WANT TO BE ABLE TO ENJOY THE MOMENT,
SO I DON'T WANT TO BE DOING ALL THIS EXTRA STUFF.
- EVERYBODY IS HERE FOR YOU.
[energetic hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
- YO! YO!
YO, WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY?
- YO, YO. - ALL RIGHT.
WHAT'S UP, BROTHER? - HEY, MAN.
- HOW YOU FEEL, MAN?
I'M GLAD YOU MADE IT.
WHAT'S UP, BUDDY?
WHAT'S UP, BUDDY? [cooing to dog]
[people chattering]
HEY, MAN.
YOU GOT YOUR LITTLE TUX ON, MAN.
- [laughs]
- MAY I GIVE YOU SOMETHING?
- YES.
- THIS IS FROM YOUR BRIDE.
- NO.
- SHE WANTS YOU TO HAVE THAT.
- AIN'T THAT BEAUTIFUL?
SHOULD I OPEN IT?
- YES, LET'S DO IT.
[tissue paper crinkling]
HERE, LET'S FOLD THAT UP THERE.
YOU CAN OPEN THAT BOX THERE.
- OH.
OH, MY GOD.
- OKAY, WHY DON'T WE TRY THAT ON?
IT'S SPECIAL FROM YOUR BRIDE.
FITS PERFECTLY.
- BABE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH...
FOR THE WATCH.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
I LOVE YOU.
ALL RIGHT, BYE.
[sniffles]
[energetic electronic music]
♪ ♪
- CONGRATULATIONS, NENE... AND GREGG.
♪ ♪
- WELCOME, MA'AM. - HI.
- HELLO. - HOW ARE YOU?
♪ ♪
- THANK YOU, HONEY.
- I'M ON INTO THOSE 30s NOW.
32, 32.
- OH, WHATEVER. - [laughs]
- WHERE'S THE BABY? IT'S GONE!
- NO, WELL, THE BABY'S AT HOME.
- YOU LOOK AMAZING BY THE WAY.
- THANK YOU.
- HEY. - HI. HOW ARE YOU?
[gentle piano music]
♪ ♪
[smooth hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
- I'M SO READY FOR THIS.
- THE FIRST TIME I GOT MARRIED,
I INVITED EVERYBODY IN ATHENS.
THIS TIME, EVERYONE IN THE ROOM
MEANS SOMETHING TO GREGG AND I.
[people chattering]
- HI, LADY.
- YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
[both laugh]
- THIS IS GORGEOUS.
- HOW YOU DOING, SWEETIE?
- GOOD.
- WHO DID YOUR MAKEUP TODAY?
TASHA?
- I DID IT.
- GIRL, YOU JOKING. - NO.
- YOU DID IT YOURSELF? - YES.
- OH, BABY, YOU CAN PUT THE BEAT ON THAT FACE.
- [laughs]
- COME ON. YOU'RE GOING WITH ME.
THEY ALL LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.
HOT MARY.
EVERY ONE OF Y'ALL,
IF I WAS AVAILABLE...
[laughter]
- THANK YOU.
- BUT THAT NENE GOT THIS--
SHE GOT THIS ON.
ROCK.
- YOU OKAY, NENE?
[soft piano music]
♪ ♪
- YOU READY TO WALK DOWN THE AISLE WITH ME?
♪ ♪
- SHE IS LIKE A LITTLE CHINA DOLL.
- ALL RIGHT, YOU READY?
GOT THOSE DOORS?
OKAY, TAKE IT EASY.
[gentle piano music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ OH-OH ♪
♪ OH ♪
YOU'RE MY FRIEND ♪
- HE'S GONNA BE SO EXCITED
WHEN HE SEES HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU LOOK.
- ♪ YOU'RE ALWAYS DOWN FOR ME ♪
♪ YOU ALWAYS KNOW ♪
♪ WHEN I'M FEELING LONELY ♪
♪ YOU GIVE ME STRENGTH ♪
AND I THANK YOU FOR IT ♪
WHEN EVERYBODY TURN THEIR BACK ON ME ♪
YOU TOLD ME I WAS WORTHY OF GOD'S BLESSING ♪
- ISN'T THIS A BEAUTIFUL WALKWAY?
- [chuckles]
- YOU'RE MAKING IT BEAUTIFUL.
- ♪ EVERY TIME I CALL YOU ♪
♪ YOU'RE RIGHT THERE FOR ME ♪
- ♪ YOU HAVE BEEN A GOOD FRIEND RIGHT TO THE END ♪
♪ AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE I WOULD BE ♪
- [whispering indistinctly] I JUST WANT TO SEE...
- ♪ A TRUE FRIEND TO ME ♪
FOR A LIFETIME I'M WITH YOU ♪
FOR A LIFETIME WE WILL KICK IT ♪
♪ I AM SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE FOR ME ♪
I'LL CHERISH YOU FOREVER ♪
FOR AL LIFETIME I WILL LOVE YOU ♪
FOR A LIFETIME I'M GONNA LOVE YOU ♪
EVERY TIME I CALL YOU ♪
♪ YOU'RE RIGHT THERE FOR ME ♪
EVEN WHEN I'M DOWN YOU STAND UP FOR ME ♪
♪ YOU HAVE BEEN A GOOD FRIEND RIGHT TO THE END ♪
♪ AND I DON'T KNOW ♪
- JUST ONE MORE...
AND THEN IT'S YOUR TURN.
- [sniffles]
- [whispers] OH, MY GOD.
- ♪ TO ME ♪
♪ LA, DA, DA, DA, DOO ♪
♪ DOO, DOO ♪
DOO, DOO-OOH ♪
- WHERE'S MY BRIDE?
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- WANT TO SIT DOWN?
- YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN? - YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN?
SWEETIE, DO YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN?
- OKAY, NENE...
- GET ME A CHAIR. GET ME A CHAIR.
- SHE NEEDS A CHAIR.
- [exhales sharply]
- YOU HAVE A WATER?
I DO NOT WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME.
I DON'T KNOW IF I AM READY FOR THIS.
[exhales sharply]
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ I BELIEVE IN YOU AND ME ♪
♪ I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL BE ♪
♪ IN LOVE ETERNALLY ♪
♪ I BELIEVE IN DREAMS AGAIN ♪
♪ I BELIEVE THAT LOVE WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ AND LIKE THE RIVER FINDS THE SEA ♪
♪ I WAS LOST ♪
NOW I'M FREE ♪
'CAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU AND ME ♪
♪ SOME MAY BE HERE THAT SAY THAT I'M A FOOL ♪
TO FEEL THE WAY THAT I DO ♪
♪ BUT I WILL PLAY THE FOOL FOREVER ♪
♪ JUST TO BE WITH YOU, GREGG, FOREVER ♪
I WAS LOST ♪
BUT NOW I'M FREE, OH ♪
BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU AND ME ♪
OH, YES, I DO ♪
♪ COME AND GET ME, GREGG ♪
I BELIEVE IN YOU AND ME ♪
[cheers and applause]
- WHO GIVES THIS WONDERFUL WOMAN IN MARRIAGE?
both: WE DO.
- I'LL TAKE HER HERE.
[whispers] THANK YOU, SON.
- THAT'S OUR BABY.
- I CAN'T DO THIS.
- [sniffles]
- OH.
[applause]
- WE'RE GATHERED HERE IN THE PRESENCE OF GOD
TO WITNESS AND BLESS THE EXCHANGING OF VOWS
THAT WILL BIND NENE AND GREGG TOGETHER
IN A COVENANT RELATIONSHIP OF MARRIAGE.
I WANT TO REMIND YOU TO BE FRIENDLY,
LOVING, AND TENDER-HEARTED...
[laughter]
AND FORBEARING OF ONE ANOTHER IN LOVE.
THE VOWS YOU ARE ABOUT TO TAKE
ARE AS BINDING IN ADVERSITY
AS IT IS IN PROSPERITY.
THAT THESE VOWS OUGHT TO BE BROKEN
ONLY BY DEATH.
I WANT YOU BOTH TO REMEMBER
THE GREAT RESPONSIBILITIES YOU HAVE:
LOVE AND SUBMISSION.
[laughter]
- WELL, JUDGE, WHY'D YOU LOOK AT ME AND SAY THAT?
[laughter]
- GREGG,
WILL YOU HAVE THIS WOMAN TO BE YOUR WIFE?
- YES.
[laughter]
- COUPLE OF MORE THINGS YOU GOT TO COMMIT TO.
[laughs]
TO LIVE TOGETHER IN THE COVENANT OF MARRIAGE.
WILL YOU LOVE HER... - YES.
- COMFORT HER... - I WILL.
- HONOR HER... - I WILL.
- AND KEEP HER... - FOREVER.
[laughter]
- IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH...
- I SHALL.
- AND FORSAKING ALL OTHERS,
BE FAITHFUL TO HER
AS LONG AS YOU SHALL LIVE?
- I'LL NEVER HURT THIS WOMAN AGAIN.
all: AW.
[applause]
- NENE, REPEAT AFTER ME.
I, NENE... - I, NENE...
- TAKE GREGG... - TAKE GREGG...
- TO BE MY HUSBAND... - TO BE MY HUSBAND...
- TO HAVE AND TO HOLD FROM THIS DAY FORWARD...
- TO HAVE AND TO HOLD FROM THIS DAY FORWARD...
- FOR BETTER, FOR WORSE...
- FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE...
- FOR RICH, FOR POOR...
- FOR RICH... FOR RICHER...
[laughter]
[loud laughter]
- IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH...
- IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH...
- TO LOVE AND TO CHERISH...
- TO LOVE AND TO CHERISH...
- UNTIL WE ARE PARTED BY DEATH.
- UNTIL WE ARE PARTED BY DEATH.
[soft piano music]
[bright choral music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ ON HIGH ♪
♪ HE IS THE KING ♪
HAVE THE POWER ♪
OH, AH ♪
AH ♪
[cheers and applause]
- COMING UP NEXT...
- BY THE AUTHORITY INVESTED IN ME--
- JUDGE, CAN I STOP YOU FOR A SECOND?
I REALLY WANT TO SAY SOMETHING TOO NOW.
[gentle piano music]
- ALLOW ME TO PRESENT THE RING.
REPEAT AFTER ME.
I GIVE YOU THIS RING...
- I GIVE YOU THIS RING...
- AS A SYMBOL OF MY VOW...
- AS A SYMBOL OF MY VOW...
- AND WITH ALL THAT I AM...
- WITH ALL THAT I AM...
- AND ALL THAT I HAVE...
- AND ALL THAT I HAVE...
- [laughs]
- I HONOR YOU.
- I HONOR YOU.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE.
[laughter]
all: OOH!
- IT'S GONNA TAKE A--
IT'S GONNA TAKE A MINUTE NOW.
I'M BLINDED BY THE DIAMOND.
I CAN'T QUITE READ.
REPEAT AFTER ME.
I GIVE YOU THIS RING...
- I GIVE YOU THIS RING...
- AS A SYMBOL OF MY VOW...
- AS A SYMBOL OF MY VOW...
- AND WITH ALL THAT I AM...
- AND WITH ALL THAT I AM...
- AND ALL THAT I HAVE...
- AND ALL THAT I HAVE...
- I HONOR YOU. - I HONOR YOU.
[laughs]
OOH.
[laughter]
- BY THE AUTHORITY INVESTED IN ME--
- JUDGE, CAN I STOP YOU FOR A SECOND?
I REALLY WANT TO SAY SOMETHING TOO NOW.
I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
- THANK YOU.
- I ADORE YOU. - THANK YOU.
- I TRUST YOU.
YOU'RE THE REASON I GO TO BED TO GET REST
TO SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.
[light laughter]
YOU HAVE TO BE TIRED,
'CAUSE YOU RUN THROUGH MY MIND ALL DAY.
[laughter]
- WITH ALL THAT, YOU MAY KISS YOUR BRIDE.
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
- GET SOME TONGUE.
- BY THE AUTHORITY INVESTED IN ME,
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE WELCOME...
MR. GREGG LEAKES,
MRS. NENE LEAKES.
[all sing]
- OH, MY GOD.
I AM MARRIED.
[laughs]
[lively choral music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ WE COME TO CELEBRATE WITH NENE ♪
- ♪ WE COME TO CELEBRATE GREGG, YEAH ♪
♪ CELEBRATE, YEAH ♪
♪ WE COME TO CELEBRATE LOVE ♪
- ♪ CELEBRATE ♪
- ♪ WE COME TO CELEBRATE ♪
- ♪ CELEBRATE ♪
- ♪ OH, OH, YEAH ♪
- ♪ CELEBRATE ♪
- ♪ WE COME TO CELEBRATE LOVE ♪
- ♪ CELEBRATE ♪
- ♪ WE COME TO CELEBRATE ♪
- ♪ CELEBRATE ♪
- ♪ WE COME TO CELEBRATE ♪
[cheers and applause]
[upbeat hip-hop music]
- [laughs]
- LADIES,
TWO HANDS ON YOUR BOUQUETS, PLEASE.
[camera shutter clicking]
- HOLLYWOOD GLAM. - GREAT.
- IT'S TIME TO HIT THE RECEPTION.
I AM MORE THAN HAPPY TO BE MRS. GREGG LEAKES.
BOOM, HONEY!
MRS. LEAKES!
BLING, BLING, BLING!
- THIS IS THE FIRST BIG EVENT THAT YOU'VE BEEN TO,
REALLY, RIGHT, WITH SINGLE, SOLO...
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS IS ACTUALLY THE SECOND WEDDING
THAT I'VE BEEN TO SINCE THE DIVORCE,
BUT I WAS--I HAD AN EASIER TIME AT THE OTHER ONE,
BECAUSE I SKIPPED THE CEREMONY.
BUT YOU KNOW, I REALLY DIDN'T KNOW HOW I WOULD FEEL,
BUT I FEEL LIKE ONCE I WAS STANDING THERE
AND I SAW THEIR LOVE, IT'S STILL OKAY.
IT'S THE REUNITING OF A FAMILY,
WHICH IS SO IMPORTANT.
- YOU'RE GOING TO THE RECEPTION NOW.
- YOU GUYS LOOK FABULOUS.
I MEAN, REALLY.
LOOK AT CYNTHIA, HONEY.
SHE GOT HER CAT EYES.
- [laughs]
- WELL, AS I TOLD YOU, NOTHING'S GONNA KEEP UP APART,
INCLUDING NINE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.
[women squeal and cheer]
YOU LOOK RAVISHING, LUSCIOUS.
YOU LOOK HUMBLING.
- HUMBLING.
- I GOT ONE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ALL Y'ALL LADIES.
THEN I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE.
ALL OF YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE HER FRIENDS,
SO AS YOU KEEP HER, YOU ALSO TAKE ME.
- AW. - ABSOLUTELY.
- THAT'S WHAT'S UP.
- I ADD NO EXTRA WEIGHT.
I ADD NO EXTRA ANYTHING.
BUT SOUNDEST ADVICE IS KINDNESS IN LOVE.
- AW. - OH.
- AND I'LL HELP YOU THROUGHOUT YOUR LIFE
IN ANYTHING YOU WANT TO DO.
- AW, THANKS, "G."
- I REALLY WILL.
- ISN'T MY BABY SWEET,
INVITING THESE GIRLS TO CALL HIM IF THEY NEED ANYTHING?
HE IS DEFINITELY AN EMOTIONAL PERSON.
AND, YOU KNOW, THAT'S JUST THE MAN I MARRIED.
- HOW ARE YOU? - HI.
- I'M SORRY.
- WHERE'S YOUR MOTHER?
- [laughs]
HI, KIM! [laughs]
- I FEEL LIKE I'M GETTING MARRIED.
I FEEL LIKE I'M GETTING MARRIED.
YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL,
SO BEAUTIFUL.
OH.
YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
DON'T MAKE ME CRY, PLEASE.
THANKS FOR INVITING ME.
THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME.
- FOR ME TO SEE KIM,
IT WAS JUST...
WE'RE IN TWO DIFFERENT PLACES IN OUR LIVES NOW,
AND WE'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH,
SO MUCH, SO MUCH.
I WAS SO HAPPY.
- I'M REALLY GLAD THAT YOU INVITED ME.
YOU KNOW I DON'T LEAVE MY HOUSE FOR NOTHING.
- I KNOW. YOU DON'T GO ANYWHERE, ***.
YOU NEED TO GO SOMEWHERE.
- YOU KNOW, I GOT ANOTHER BUN IN THE OVEN NOW.
I'M TRYING NOT TO TELL PEOPLE.
- DAMN, YOU BE [bleep] ALWAYS PREGNANT.
- LET'S HOPE IT'S A GIRL, HONEY.
KROY.
- NENE.
THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME, NENE.
- Y'ALL MUST HAVE SEX ALL THE TIME.
- [laughs]
- EVERY TIME I TURN AROUND, YOU CAN'T POP ONE OUT
WITHOUT POPPING ANOTHER ONE IN.
I'M LIKE...
- I JUST WANT TO GET IT OVER WITH
SO I CAN FIX IT ALL.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
- SO HOW MANY MORE? - THAT'S IT.
THIS IS IT. - ARE YOU SURE?
- 100%.
I THOUGHT IT WAS ABSOLUTELY FRIGGIN' BEAUTIFUL.
- THE CHOIR WAS LIKE... - THE CHOIR.
- THEY JUST BROUGHT THE SPIRIT.
- IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
PATTI STANGER WAS SITTING NEXT TO ME.
SHE'S LIKE, "BLACK WEDDINGS ARE FUN, KIM."
I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD."
- YOU WANT TO HIT THE DANCE FLOOR?
YES, YOU ARE. YOU ARE HITTING THE DANCE FLOOR.
YOU ARE HITTING THE DANCE FLOOR.
- OKAY, WE'LL SEE YOU. - SEE YOU LATER!
SEE YOU, GUYS.
- SHE MAKES ME CRY.
- I WAS SO PROUD OF KIM FOR SHOWING UP
AND BEING THERE FOR ME.
IT WAS JUST...
IT WAS AMAZING.
IT FELT REALLY, REALLY GOOD.
IT FELT RIGHT.
[lively music]
♪ ♪
- OOH, CHILD.
[people chattering]
- YOU LIKE MY DRESS?
- YEAH.
- I DESIGNED IT. - YEAH.
- WE ALL HAVE DIFFERENT TOPS.
- I KNOW. I SAW THAT.
I LIKE YOURS BEST.
- YOU LIKE IT?
- THOSE THINGS RIGHT THERE ARE POPPIN'.
- YEAH?
- THEY'RE [bleep] GOOD-LOOKING.
- [laughs]
OKAY, LET'S GO.
- ARE WE READY? ARE WE READY?
MM, MM, MM, MM, MM.
- HOO-HOO!
- ♪ WE 'BOUT TO BRING THE WEDDING PARTY IN ♪
♪ WE 'BOUT TO BRING THE WEDDING PARTY IN ♪
COMING OUT FIRST,
WE GOT PETER THOMAS
AND CYNTHIA...BAILEY!
- THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I PICTURE MY WEDDING.
MY GIRLFRIEND'S AROUND ME WHO I REALLY LOVE.
OH, MY GOD.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
IT IS REALLY AMAZING.
IT'S AMAZING.
AND OF COURSE YOUR GIRL, ME,
I CHANGED CLOTHES
AS MANY TIMES AS I THOUGHT I COULD.
ONLY FABULOUS GIRLS CAN DO SUCH A THING.
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
HERE THEY ARE.
ANNOUNCING FOR THE SECOND TIME,
NENE AND GREGG LEAKES!
NENE AND GREGG!
[cheers and applause]
NENE AND GREGG!
NENE AND GREGG!
[upbeat jazzy music]
♪ ♪
- SING IT NOW.
♪ ♪
♪ DOO-AH, TA, DOO-AH, TA ♪
- ♪ NENE AND GREGG ♪
NENE AND GREGG NOW ♪
- ♪ NENE AND GREGG ♪
NENE ♪
GREGG ♪
♪ NENE, NENE ♪
NENE AND GREGG ♪
♪
[cheers and applause]
- WHOA.
HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.
HEY, MICHELLE.
OH, MY GOD, HI. I LOVE YOU, GUYS.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING OUT
AND CELEBRATING WITH US.
I HOPE YOU LIKE THE ROOM.
[cheers and applause]
THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
ALL THE CRYSTALS.
I WANT TO--
I WANT TO THANK MY BRIDEMAIDS...
[cheers and applause]
YEAH.
THEY ARE JUST ABSOLUTELY STUNNING
AND INCREDIBLE.
OH, MY GOSH.
YOU KNOW, I COULD BE ON THIS MIC AND TALK ALL DAY,
'CAUSE SOME OF THESE PEOPLE IN THIS ROOM
HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH TOGETHER.
THESE GIRLS HAVE STOOD BY ME
IN GOOD TIMES AND IN BAD TIMES.
A LOT OF THEM HAVE BEEN A SHOULDER TO CRY ON,
AND THEY'VE BEEN RIDING WITH ME WHEN OTHER PEOPLE DIDN'T RIDE.
AND SO THAT'S WHY THEY'RE STANDING HERE IN WHITE.
I LOVE ALL OF MY BRIDEMAIDS.
I REALLY, REALLY DO.
FROM CRYING-*** DIANA
TO SUPER SWEET MASHELLA
TO HOOD RAT LEXIS, HONEY.
I WANTED TO HONOR THEM TODAY
MORE THAN I WANTED TO HONOR MYSELF.
THANK YOU, GUYS.
[cheering]
YEAH.
TO THE ALWAYS DEPENDABLE CYNTHIA
AND THE SUPER SELFISH MARLO,
I GOT A LOT OF LOVE FOR THESE GIRLS.
BELIEVE ME.
IT'S A LOT OF LOVE IN MY HEART FOR THESE GIRLS.
I WANT TO TOAST TO MY GROOM,
MY LOVE, MY SOUL MATE,
THE MAN OF MY DREAMS,
MR. GREGG LEAKES.
[cheers and applause]
- I WANT TO THANK MY WIFE.
- HA! THANK YOU.
- THAT'S RIGHT, GREGG!
- I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU, SWEETHEART.
[crowd gasping and cheering]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE JOIN ME IN INTRODUCING
FANTASIA!
[loud cheers and applause]
- I LOVE YOU GUYS TOGETHER.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY.
♪ WHEN I FALL IN LOVE ♪
[soft jazz music]
♪ IT WILL BE FOREVER ♪
♪
♪ OR I'LL NEVER FALL IN LOVE ♪
- FANTASIA IS SOMEBODY THAT I TRULY LOVE.
SHE'S SUPER TALENTED.
I'M A HUGE FAN OF HERS.
IT MEANS SO MUCH FOR MY HUSBAND
TO PRESENT FANTASIA TO ME
WITH THAT SUPER POWERFUL VOICE.
- ♪ I CAN FEEL THAT ♪
♪ YOU FEEL THAT WAY TOO ♪
♪ ♪
♪ IT'S WHEN I FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪
ALL RIGHT.
- COMING UP NEXT...
- WHEN GREGG GETS IN...
DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIS BALLS BEING MUSKY.
- GREGG IS A GENTLEMAN.
HE DOESN'T HAVE MUSTY BALLS.
[upbeat hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
- HEY!
UNCLE MEL, HOW YOU DOING?
[dramatic dance music]
♪ ♪
- IF I CAN GET EVERYBODY OFF OF THE DANCE FLOOR.
[groomsmen snapping fingers]
- THAT SNAP IS NOT TOGETHER.
- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
- BENIHANA RESTAURANT,
RED ROSES,
GOURMET CHOCOLATES,
THAT WAS YOUR FIRST DATE
- GREGG LOVES YOU BECAUSE YOU MAKE HIM SO HAPPY.
- DON'T DO THE VOICE.
DON'T DO THE VOICE.
- YOU SOOTHE HIS MIND,
HIS SOUL, HIS SPIRIT.
- GREGG HAS SURPRISES COMING OUT OF EVERYWHERE,
AND I LOVE IT.
THE MEN ARE ON THEIR KNEES
AND RECITING POEMS
AND SNAPPING,
AND I LOVE IT.
- NENE...
- [laughs]
- GREGG LOVES YOU FOR ALLOWING HIM
TO TEST-DRIVE YOUR FASHION.
[laughter]
- IF YOU WANTED ME TO SAY,
♪ MY, MY, MY ♪
- HE DID NOT!
- ♪ MY, MY, MY, MY ♪
YOU SURE LOOK GOOD TONIGHT ♪
WHOO!
[people cheering and whistling]
- NO MATTER WHAT LIFE BRINGS OUR WAY,
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TO US DAY BY DAY,
MINUTE BY MINUTE...
TAKE A LOOK AROUND.
I WILL BE THE LAST MAN STANDING IN YOUR LIFE.
[cheers and applause]
- LOOK, DON'T FRONT.
YOU KNOW I ASKED FOR THE SAME SIZE.
DON'T FRONT ON ME.
LOOK, DON'T--
- OH, HELL NO!
YOURS IS 0.5 BIGGER.
- NO, IT'S NOT. LET'S SEE.
- I AM 41 1/2.
THAT IS 42.
- [bleep].
BIG IS BIG.
- OKAY, I LIKE BIG.
'CAUSE SEE, BIG IS GOOD,
BECAUSE, LIKE, IF YOU HAVE BIGGER BANK ACCOUNTS,
BIGGER HOUSES.
- BIGGER ***.
- WHAT?
I DON'T LIKE-- BIGGER IS NOT BETTER ON THAT.
BIGGER HAIR.
BIGGER SUITES.
- BIGGER CHANEL BAGS. - BIGGER CHANEL BAGS.
- DO YOU HEAR AN ECHO OVER HERE?
- ***, YOU THINK YOU'RE SEXY WITH THEM RED BOTTOMS?
- TURN IT THE [bleep] UP.
- [laughs]
[cackles]
- COME ON, COME ON.
- YOU KNOW, DANCING IS THE GREATEST EXERCISE.
- IT WORKS YOUR ***, YOUR CORE.
DROP, POP 'EM, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT.
SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT.
JUST POP AND LOCK 'EM.
SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT. SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT.
SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT. SHAKE WHAT YOU GOT.
SHAKE IT WHAT YOU DON'T DO. WAH, WAH.
- OUR BRIDE AND GROOM ARE HERE
AND ARE GONNA CUT THIS CAKE.
all: AW!
[cheers and applause]
- OKAY, OKAY. - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
- WE'RE GONNA SURPRISE NENE TONIGHT.
- YES.
- WE'RE GONNA DECORATE HER ROOM,
'CAUSE WE LOVE HER.
- WE DO. HER AND GREGG.
- AND THEY'RE GONNA GET IT ON TONIGHT.
- THEY ARE.
HE'S GONNA BRING THAT [bleep] TONIGHT.
- BUT THE ONLY THING... - YEAH.
- LESS THAN HALF A DOZEN ROSES.
SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DECORATE?
- WE'RE GONNA GIVE HER EIGHT OUT OF A HALF A DOZEN.
- WAIT A MINUTE. NO.
OH, NO, I SEE BOXES AND [bleep].
- WHERE ARE MY SHOES? DID YOU TAKE MY SHOES?
DO YOU HAVE FOUR FEET? - NO.
- I NEED MY SHOES.
- WE'RE GONNA PUT THE ROSES ON THE BED.
- MARLO, WHAT DO WE DO?
YOU'RE THE CREATIVE DIRECTOR.
- I FEEL THAT YOU NEED TO FIND A PEN AND PAPER.
AND YOU NEED TO GIVE LITTLE NOTES ON WHAT TO DO.
- OKAY.
- LIKE, "NENE, WHEN GREGG GETS IN"...
- WE ALREADY TOLD HER HOW TO TONGUE.
- "DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIS BALLS BEING MUSKY."
- OKAY. - "JUST GO FOR IT."
- GREGG'S BALLS ARE NEVER MUSTY, BECAUSE GREGG--
- [mumbling] IT'S ALL MUSKY.
- GREGG IS A GENTLEMAN.
HE DOESN'T HAVE MUSTY BALLS.
- OH! - OH!
I KNOW WHAT WOULD BE SO SEXY.
THIS WOULD TURN GREGG ON.
DIAMONDS ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND.
- CREATIVE DIRECTOR, I LOVE THAT.
- YEAH, 'CAUSE-- - I LOVE THAT.
- IF I COME IN
AND MY MAN GOT SOME BAD SHOES ON THE BED...
TURN THAT HEAT OFF. IT'S HOT.
BOTH OF THEM ARE BLACK.
THEY GONNA BE SWEATING THEIR *** OFF.
- THEY NEED SOME FIRE UP IN HERE.
- WHERE IS THAT THERMOSTAT?
IT NEEDS TO BE COLD.
- IT DOES NEED THE COLD,
SO THEY CAN WORK UP A SWEAT.
- LOOK, YOU GUYS. LOOK AT THIS.
AS FABULOUS AS MISS LEAKES IS, LOOK.
I JUST WANT GREGG TO JUST DANCE WITH HER
ALL THE WAY TO THE BED.
YES.
- SHE'S NOT EVEN GONNA APPRECIATE THIS.
- SHE'S NOT EVEN GONNA LOOK AT THESE ROSE PETALS.
- GONNA BE LIKE, "YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES."
- NO, SHE'S GONNA BE LIKE,
"WHO PUT ALL THIS [bleep] ON MY FLOOR?"
- "CALL ROOM SERVICE.
THEY GONNA PICK THIS [bleep] UP."
- "YOU KNOW I'M A GERMAPHOBE.
"OH, MY GOD, GREGG, OH, MY GOD.
"JUST CALL ROOM SERVICE.
"GET ALL THIS-- THESE ARE DISGUSTING,
AND THEY ALL HAD THEIR HANDS ON 'EM AT THE WEDDING."
- "I WANT MY SHEETS CHANGED.
I WANT NEW PILLOWS."
- LOOK, LOOK, GIRLS.
NO PHONE CALLS TONIGHT.
- NO, YOU SHOULD UNPLUG IT. SERIOUSLY.
IT'S SO CUTE WE'RE BONDING.
- WE ARE. WE ARE.
- IS IT JUST BECAUSE WE'RE INTOXICATED?
- UH, AM I INTOXICATED?
- YES, YOU ARE!
WE MAY NOT REMEMBER IT.
TOMORROW SHE'LL BE ACROSS THE HALLWAY LIKE,
"HEY, MARLO."
- YOU'RE GONNA BE LIKE, "DID I DO THAT?"
- NO, I WILL BE THE SAME CRAZY TURNT UP MARLO.
COME ON, I LOVE YOUR CRAZY ***.
- OKAY, I LOVE YOU TOO.
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO BACK TO THE PARTY.
- COMING UP NEXT...
- WE'RE GOING TO OUR ROOM
TO MAKE WILD, HOT, PASSIONATE, MONKEY LOVE.
- WHOO, WHOO!
- YOU NEED TO LET PATTI HOOK YOU UP.
MY UNCLE--CAN YOU DO AN UNCLE HOOKUP?
- LET ME SEE THE RING!
- EVERY BIT--
- OH, MY GOD.
WOW. THAT WAS THE DREAM RING.
YOU TOLD ME ABOUT THE RING.
- THIS IS WHAT YOU SLEEP AND DREAM ABOUT.
OH, MY GOD, HONEY. IT'S THAT ONE.
YOU DID GOOD.
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.
OKAY, SO THE HIGHLIGHTS WERE WHEN HE SAID,
"I'LL NEVER HURT YOU AGAIN."
OKAY, THAT WAS, LIKE, EVERYBODY CRYING.
BUT WHEN YOU SAID, UM...
- "FOR RICHER AND RICHER." - "FOR RICHER AND RICHER."
'CAUSE WHEN HE SAID, "RICHER AND POORER,"
I'M LIKE, "POORER?"
- YES, HONEY!
I MUST STAY RICH,
SO THERE'S NO REASON FOR ME TO SAY "POORER."
OH, WELL, UH-UH, HONEY.
I DON'T DO POOR WELL.
[bleep] THAT [bleep].
- YEAH! - [laughs]
[energetic dance music]
♪ ♪
- I LOVED THE CEREMONY.
I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF THAT.
- LOVE YOU GUYS.
♪ ♪
- I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING TO YOU.
NENE AND I ARE GONNA DO SOMETHING
THE DEVIL WON'T DO.
WE'RE GONNA LEAVE Y'ALL ALONE.
[laughter]
BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING FOR Y'ALL.
WE'RE GOING TO OUR ROOM
TO MAKE WILD, HOT, PASSIONATE, MONKEY LOVE.
SO IF THE NINTH FLOOR ROCKIN',
GO TO THE EIGHTH.
- WHOO, WHOO!
- BABY, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
I HAD SUCH A GREAT TIME.
IS YOUR HEAD FINE?
- IT IS.
- THIS IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF OUR LIVES,
AND I PROMISE YOU T HIS:
EVERY DAY GONNA BE LIKE A HOLIDAY,
'CAUSE MY BABY IS HOME.
I'M GONNA WORK MY *** OFF.
- [laughs]
WE DON'T HAVE A KEY.
- I GOT A KEY RIGHT HERE.
[door clicks open]
WHOEVER'S ON THIS FLOOR, PLEASE FORGIVE US.
WE JUST GOT MARRIED.
- GREGG, THE DOG IS GONE.
- WHERE IS HE?
- BRENTT'S ROOM, SWEETIE.
- HONEY, WE GOT FOOD. I'M STARVING.
- I AM TOO.
I'M STARVING.
AND EVERYBODY ATE BUT US.
- I KNOW.
- THAT IS SO CRAZY.
OOH, TIFFANY.
OH, MY GOD.
- COME ON. COME WITH ME.
COME WITH ME. COME WITH DADDY.
- PLAYA! [screams]
PLAYA, YOU WAS IN THE WEDDING?
YAY!
- YES, YOU'RE SO GOOD.
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
NOW, LISTEN, YOUR MOMMY AND ME EVER ARGUE AGAIN,
YOU BITE US, OKAY?
YOU BITE US?
YOU BETTER. YOU BETTER.
'CAUSE YOU MY BOY.
- BITE YOU. DON'T BITE ME.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
OH, BABY, ROSE PETALS.
DID YOU DO THIS FOR ME?
- OH, MY GOD.
- THIS IS NOT-- OH, THE HEELS.
I CLAIM THE TOP.
- OKAY!
- COME HERE, BABY. DROWN IN IT.
- HERE, PUT 'EM BY THE GOOD FLOWERS.
- WHERE ARE THEY?
JUST HAND ME MY BAG.
I NEED MY BAG.
smooch!
YOU LOVE ME?
- OF COURSE, I LOVE YOU.
I WOULDN'T BE SPENDING MY MONEY ON THESE DAMN DRESSES...
- AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH MONEY.
- WELL, I HAVE DRESSES...
- THEY SAID FOR RICHER OR LESS POOR.
- I DIDN'T--I DIDN'T--
- YOU DIDN'T SAY "POOR."
YOU SAID "LESS POOR."
- I DIDN'T AGREE. I DIDN'T AGREE.
- WELL, GUESS WHAT.
- WHAT?
- MY LOVE IS BIGGER THAN-- [slurring]
- YES, IT IS.
- COME ON. LET'S GET BUSY.
- DON'T NOBODY DO THAT ON A WEDDING NIGHT.
EVERYBODY IS TIRED.
[both laugh]
MM.
HOW THE HELL WE GONNA SLEEP IN HERE?
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT I DREAM OF NENE,