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Ummm, when I was a little girl I played soccer and I didn’t have time for like, homework
and stuff… but my parents didn’t care, so that’s why I don’t say big words, or
sound super smart all the time…. ***.” See? I could be a Bella Twin :)
Besides Nikki Bella’s startling admission that her brain treads shallow waters, Brie
and Bryan moving to a different state to be closer to their dog and Naomi having to explain
WWE’s policies and the concept of attainability to her fiancé, who you’d think would already
understand since he not only works for the same company but has the business in his blood,
this week’s episode of Total Divas was…. Really confusing.
While I wasn’t expecting the show to runneth over with substance, is it too much to ask
for a smidge of consistency? In the first Wrestlemania prep episode the
Bellas and the Funkadactyls were being catty backstage before their canceled match was
set to begin , and you got the feeling that they honestly don’t like each other in real
life. Cut to episode 3 and the ladies are all hugging and kissing like they’ve been
girlfriends for life. Couple that with the awkward car exchange between John Cena and
Nikki that was more akin to a Father giving his immature, bubble headed teenage daughter
advice than a conversation between two consenting adults, the only likeable players in this
episode were Natty and newbie diva Jojo, who seemed to have the only relatable storyline
struggle, with an unexpected injury and conflicts between her career and love life. So far JoJo,
Natty and Naomi have come off as the most authentic divas personality wise, while the
others are all sequins with no substance. But hey, sequins equal ratings right? Right,
which is why I will continue to watch Total Divas if not for more shaking head moments
(***!) But because there’s always room for another guilty pleasure. SSSSHHHH! It’ll
be our little secret :) What do you guys think about Total Divas so
far? And which tv shows are your guilty pleasure? Let me know in the comments below!