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Otaku Workout - now with engrish subtits!
My body is rady!
Oh hai guys! Welcome *puff * on ze Meidocafe channel!
Today *puff pfff* we want to do some sports together
If you *puf* are a fat-Bernd or a skinny-Bernd like maiself you ll be
delighted to train your muscles with me! *puff*
If you wanna do some sports at home there a are a lot of possibilities.
You can take up your sword and start to kill innocent puppies in an all-out
neighbourhood war or you can just go to a
fitness-center and sign *puff*
Jah! My walrus moustache doesn't stick
and sign a contract for 1'000 gold.
But you should use your gold *puff*
for better things like dakimakuras, delicious cakes and *** doujinshis
*puff*
So let's begin de gozaimasu!
Just one more *puff puff pfff puff puff pfff*
Very good tabaco!
Don't forget to strip so the sweat can't ruin
you for marriage!
Set your body free as god created it. But I ll keep on my cool scarf 1!
Now you can start your training on an TRX aka TRX
Here you can do funny things like this
I hope you can see me on the film
Or you can buy a fancy rope and start jumping over it, huzzah!
Oh mai walrus moustache is not what it used to be
Holla Holla Hoheiha! I'm jumping! I'm jumping!
Or you... wait a moment just a *puff puff"
Or you can just use some weights. There are many options.
But as you know you and me are otakus and we won't use this *** for training.
Just use your dakimakura cover to rub your manly body.
I want to say thank you for watching and joining me in this stupid training session.
So let's rub our leg muscles! Jawohl!
Just very smooth, ehe!
Now rub your whole body.
If you don't have a rope just take your dakimakura cover and start jumping!
Jawohl! As you can see it's not easy but it's worth a try!
Ah! Come on! One more! Yes! Yes! Hoi! Hoi! Hoi!
Yeah, it's not easy but I think we are warmed up now!
If you don't have some weights just use your figurines.
Stupid walrus moustache won't stick!
Repeat it 20 to 95 times.
As you can see this is a pvc figurine
and I would recommend to use a figurine made of stone!
Just take it - 1- 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15 - 16 - 19 - 20
And the other side 1- 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 12 - 13 - 15 - 16 - 17 - 18 - 19 - 20
Repeat this at home about 2 billion times so you ll get some good stuff muscles!
An then the obligatory dakimakura training!
There are 2 options
You can us the 1 pound dakimakura with 1 waifu!
Or you can use the 4 pound dakimakura with 2 waifus!
I'm a manly man with a walrus moustache that doesn't stick
and I ll use the 4 pound 2 waifus dakimakura!
Forget the walrus moustache
So let's start!
Ah.. oh! Wonderfuru! Just take a smell.
Ah.. oh! Yes.. oh! *sniffles*
Just repeat about 40 times so our legs become hard as steel!
Very good! Jah! Just 9 more times! 9 - 8 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 -
just repeat about 3000 times!
And then take your Dakimakura over your ... uiuiuui!
.. over your head and repeat about 90 times like this
and then start spinning so you ll look very cool!
Jawohl!
I'm feeling nude without my walrus moustache!
But no problem it ll grow again. I hope.
Just one more round of honour!
And then... if you got a loveseat like me you
can train on this.
I'm feeling nude so I ll put on my walrus moustache again.
Oh hai walrus moustache!
Wonderfuru!
Is this the right side - no it's the wrong side!
Wonderfuru!
Now put your dakimakura on your legs. Sit on the edge of the loveseat
and then like this - eins ah! - zwei - drei - vier - sechs - acht - zehn - zwölf - vierzehn
- sechzehn - siebzehn - vierzehn - neunzehn und zwanzig!
This! All I just showed you just repeat it until you become a manly man
Or not
I wish you good luck with your training
and a lot of fun with growing your walrus moustache
if you got a question - just pfoschtier it!
Thank you and have a nice day!
Your Melonpan with walrus moustache
Bye-boo!