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Welcome to this first edition of culture and sexuality.
Our theme today is monsters.
Folks, we're here to talk about sex and monsters.
So, to say you slept with a monster
it has to meet the criteria, this is serious stuff !
Your neighbor definitely doesn't count
even if he smells like cheese and he's stinking up the lift
Nope! To talk about monsters we have to be seriously distanced from what we call...
humanity.
You're going to ask me...
So what IS having sex with a monster ?
Or you're going to tell me
"haha! Who hasn't already?"
There are three types of monsters :
The first definition of a monster is that of a non-human creature,
and it's the oldest you can find.
It's the same meaning used by a load of tribal civilizations
and religions (like the egyptian or the ancient greek religions...)
Guess what, you can still find these kind of monsters today
... in ***.
If you google "*** with monsters" you may find some surprising videos
like... for example... King Kong. So... yeah... (That's a thing ! )
Special mention here to Japanese Tentacle erotica.
For all you out there who have already been on internet *** sites
you've probably stumbled upon images
of prepubescent young girls getting tortured
by some fat squids with huge, gross tentacles.
And no, it's NOT a contemporary perversion born with the apparition of mangas :
the first recorded traces of this date from the 19th century
and the first engravings and prints representing women with octopuses
*** with octopuses
are today considered classics of japanese engravings.
Yes because, in Japan, the octopus
is considered as the most *** of animals.
When I asked my japanese roommate how she could consider octopuses as sexy,
she answered "Think about it : a soft skin and lots of arms..."
The second definition of a monster
is that of a particularly ugly human.
Or one which was dropped on his head as a baby.
Like, say, Quasimodo.
Here again, surprise surprise, it is an existing category in ***.
Just google "*** with ugly chicks".
The third definition
which personally shocks me the most,
is that of the psychological monster.
This is where things get bat *** crazy :
this is where you get the weird stuff like marquis de Sade spin-offs,
Jodi Foster and Hannibal Lecter,
or worse... the height of bad taste, believe it or not, there is
*** staging jews and nazis in concentration camps.
uh huh...
So this brings me to my question
on what monstrosity really is :
If you had to choose, would you rather sleep
with a kind Quasimodo ?
Or a handsome, blond... nazi ?