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Tina just told me
a lot about you.
Maybe we can do this
another time.
I think you have some things
to figure out.
I just pissed next to
the cutest boy alive.
He's not gay.
He's a trans man.
Oh, my god, i had no idea.
What are you doing here?
What are you
doing here?
I belie i'm being investigated
for homosexual conduct.
All egations like this are
almost impossible to disprove.
Mostly because
they end up being true.
I want you
to click up.
She just wants you
to join a gang.
Does that mean
that dusty is in a gang?
Who's dusty?
But you're not
in love with me.
-I take it you don't
want to file a report.
-No.
Get away from her, you cow!
She's mine!
Yours!
Shane, tell them
about us.
Yo wait till
daddy finds out.
Daddy will ??
Oh, my god.
Come back here!
Jenni need your car.
Drive, woman!
Drive! Drive! Drive!
I had a dream
about jenny's movie last night.
It was weird.
What was it?
Me, you, and helena
were, like, charlie's angels.
Who was charlie?
Once upon a time,
They were three
little lesbians
Who just hung out
at a coffee shop,
But i changed all that,
And now they work for me.
My name is bev.
Good morning, lesbians.
Good morning,
bev!
Good morning,
Ladies, i have
a new mission for you.
It involves
going undercover.
Okay, lesbians,
what do you think?
Sure sounds
dangerous.
Are you sure it's not
going to ruin our hair?
I promise you girls i won't let anything
happen to your hair or makeup.
Helen?
Count me in
Bev.
Well, of course
we're in,
But are you sure
these gaydar guns are really going to work?
Well, they better work,
because the target's just entered the room.
Okay, lesbians,
go get 'er.
Come on, girls,
get her.
Wow.
Day three, she's
still going strong.
Ah, 'morning,
lazy ***.
*** off, you freak.
How's it going,
shane?
I've been here since 5:30 a.
M.
Gotta say, it's going
pretty well.
And all of this is because
you've sworn off sex?
Yup,and all the crap
that goes along with it.
I hear you,
sister.
Homey.
I have declared
a moratorium on sex
And a moratorium on drama,
And a moratorium on jealousy.
And a moratorium on girls
throwing rocks through your windows,
-And burning
your *** down.
-Yup.
What, someone threw a rock
through your window?
Yeah, yeah, it was one of the
bridesmaids from the wedding.
I'm telling you,
i'm *** done.
A few days ago i decided
to take a major break from sex,
Thereby eliminating
the main cause of insanit in my life,
And i got to
tell you girls,
I have never,ever
felt so freakishly clear-Headed,
Or highly energized.
Speaking of freakish
Look at jenny's
new assistant.
Well, you kind of have to
admire her a little bit.
It's gross.
There's something wrong
with that girl.
So
Denise seems nice.
You know, mortgage brokers
make a lot of money.
We didn't have
anything in common.
I don't know
-You're going to say i'm not a snob, but
-Tina, honey,you are a snob.
I mean, come on, we love you,
but you're a snob.
All right,
we'll find somebody more your style,
Someone, like,i don't know,
in the biz, or
No, no, no, no,
I don't want to go out with anyone
in the movie business.
Tina, picky,
picky, picky.
Really.
God
Okay, we'll find you
someone in the art world,
Or art adjacent.
Well, that's important to you,
am i right?
It is.
You know what
we should do?
We should go on ourchart,
look at some member profiles.
Tina, don't look
at me like that.
I'm trying
to help you.
Jesus christ.
Oh my god,
I think
i'm going to vomit.
Damn it, he's so
*** cute.
You see that guy
over there?
Jodi's interpreter.
He hit on me the other day
in the men's room.
He's handsome.
So?
Are you attracted
to him?
No, of course not.
It wouldn't be such
an outlandish thing.
The last trans guy i dated--
Look, i'm not into men.
The last trans guy i dated
wasn't into men at all
Before he transitioned.
She was a gold star
butch lesbian.
I'm not a gold star either.
Julie was.
Until she became jake.
Jake turned out
to be a gay man.
I heard this theory that
what's genetically encoded in us
Isn't attraction to men
or attraction to women,
But it's same-Sex attraction.
There you go.
Adele, do away with
these sweaty things.
Thanks.
-Hi.
-Hi
Wow, you've got
great abs.
-Can i--
No, no,don't-Don't
Just don't touch me
today, please.
She's not
going to make it.
I don't think she's
going to make it.
Where did i pack
my keys?
In your bag,
didn't you?
I don't remember.
Hey, look,
the pink ride.
Oh, i'm doing it.
I'm in training
for it.
-You are?
-Yes.
Well, maybe
we should all do it.
Do what?
It's called
the subaru pink ride,
And it's for
breast cancer research.
I want to do it.
I think
it'd be great.
We should get a little
team together.
We could be
team dana.
Aw, i love that.
Team dana.
Yeah, we can get kit
and bette to do it with us.
-We should ask di as well.
-And jodi.
Yeah, but jodi
didn't know dana.
Yeah, but she has
***, right?
Good point.
You guys,
You have to
train for this.
It's so hard.
If you don't, you're not
going to finish it.
Why don't we get tasha
to train us,
'Cause, i mean,
she knows how to train,
Obviously.
I thought you said
tasha was going to iraq.
I though you said
that her unit got delayed.
Yeah, no,
they're just delayed.
I guess their equipment
didn't come in or something?
I don't know.
It must happen all the time.
Ready?
Let's go.
Thank you, ladies.
Nice doing business with you.
Hola, chica.
Everybody's paid up.
Feeling good?
Very good.
See you later.
Oh, um
I think i might have to bag
on big bear this weekend.
Oh, no, you don't.
I'm-I'm really
sorry.
I know
it's *** up.
I have a reception
for david hockney
At the hammer on saturday.
So?
So, several of my major donors
are going to be there.
What?
We've been doing this
for 11 years,
And this was the first time
i was ever going to bring anyone.
Really?
*** david hockney.
Hey.
Hi!
-I got to run.
-Oh, hi!
You, you
watch yourself.
Don't get
too personal.
Oh, please, me?
What?
I'm so excited
we're doing this.
Thank you so much.
Why "*** david hockney?"
She was trying to get out of
going to big bear this weekend
To meet a bunch
of my old friends.
And you didn't let her
get away with it?
Good for you.
She made a commitment.
Hey, alice,we're going
to set up over here.
Okay.
Shane and i just
want to show you
A couple of profiles of girls
that we think you should date.
-No, no profiles!
-Tina
There's nothing wrong with
meeting someone on the internet.
Nothing.
-It's weird.
-Come on!
Tina, you got to look at it
this way.
It's less random
than a blind date,
And you can find out
all about the girl
Before you waste your time
having lunch with her.
That's a really
good point.
Hey, the hair,
start the hair.
-Okay.
-"That makes total sense," jodi said.
Do you mind
if i join you?"
Oh, my god,
get over here.
Okay, so,
i'll first limit it to the,
You know,
people that live in l.
A.
,
And then i will look for
your pretentious art people.
How can you tell
from pictures?
Oh, by the way
Somebody answers a question
on their profile.
Favorite book.
Captain corelli's mandolin.
It's good, promising.
Nancy drew,
not so much.
I love nancy drew.
-Me too.
-Really?
Okay, all right, nancy drew.
I mean, she is a lesbian icon.
That's a pretty slick-Looking
camera you got there.
Yeah, it's
a panasonic dvx 100.
It's amazing,
actually.
And you're going to
hook it up to the computer?
We're recording
over firewire.
Yeah, it makes it possible for us
to record onto the computer's harddrive
At the same time as we're
recording onto the video camera.
Don't have
the *** slightest idea
What you're talking about,
But it sounds awesome.
How are you going to
do to her hair?
I don't know yet.
Little classy or sassy.
I don't know.
Want me to do you?
Ooh, go back!
Go back! Her.
Ooh, what about her?
She's good.
No, keep
browsing.
Ow.
What? Why?
She's totally cute.
Yeah, i know
she's cute.
She's just a little crazy in bed,
if you know what i mean.
How do you know?
-Next.
-Roll.
Come.
I just got this from my co.
It's a chapter 15 discharge.
I know.
Your command is recommending your discharge
from the united states army
Reserve for homosexual conduct.
I know you didn't want my case.
Oh, well, i've been
detailed your case.
It says so right here,
so now i don't have a choice.
Unless you decide to hire
a civilian attorney.
I would like for you
to represent me.
Can we go over the grounds
for separation?
First allegation.
On or about march, 2007,
You were seen at the santa anita racetrack
with a group of women who were openly lesbian.
One of the women had her arm
around your shoulder.
Second allegation.
On or around march, 2007,
You were again seen just outside
the los alamitos base with the same woman,
Having what appeared to be
a lover's quarrel.
That's presumption.
Even if i had been seen,
Brown made that charge,
And i personally know
he has a grudge against me.
Well, the first allegation
was made by your primary accuser,
Whose name is not listed
in this document,
But the second incident,
Well, that's backed up
by your commanding officer,
Major kevin dixon,
who was also witness
to the event.
Go on.
There's another
legation.
It alleges here that
you showed a female soldier in your unit,
Anita martinez,
Preferential treatment for
job reclassification
Because you were romantically
involved with her.
That's total ***.
Please don't use foul language
in my office, williams.
It's a flat-Out lie.
Look, these are
the allegations,
And they didn't come
out of the blue.
There's some solid evidence here
backing them up,
And if it's not true,
then it's on you to prove it.
Now, like it or not,
that's the way this thing works.
So, for my next question.
I don't know how to
ask this delicately, but i'm--
"Delicately?
What, i thought we were
talking about sex.
"
Yeah, but
i want know
Well, some people
like delicate sex.
Ugh
Not me.
There's nothing worse than
"Tentative, timid lesbian sex.
Right
I would never be in one of
those lesbian bed-Death relationships
Where you just cuddle, and
You know, say goodnight
and go to sleep.
Ugh
I have a teddy bear
if i want to do that.
"
Yes.
I was watching,
was that "lesbian?"
Is that "lesbian?"
"Lesbian?"
Oh, "lesbian.
"
That?
That is not sexy.
That's not sexy.
That?
This is better.
Much sexier.
Um, how do you say
***?
Made one up.
Is that
"***?"
It would be good.
Pretty good, pretty close,
Or i guess you could just say,
"lick my ***.
"
Well, you could
say that, couldn't you?
Got to remember that.
No, you swore off sex,
remember?
Uh-Huh.
Uh-Huh, uh-Huh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yes, i did.
I did.
I have a question.
How do you say, "***?"
"Well, you know,
"*** you," obviously.
"
No, not "***,"
"***!" You know?
"Like, this is, you know,
to actually ***.
"
You do that if you want to say,
"*** me, baby.
"
Bette says that to you
or you say that to bette?
Oh, well
Bette said
don't get too personal.
Oh, bette.
Boring, *** bette.
I'll cut it out.
We'll cut it out.
"Last night,
she sa it to me.
"
Okay, all right.
La, la, la, la, la!
I don't want to hearhat
you and my sister been doing.
I don't want to know.
Private jack brown's wife
just had a baby,
And he wanted to be
reclassified mos 42a
So he could be home with them,
But brown's
a lazy soldier.
He had a sub-Standard score
in aptitude area cl,
And he's not qualified to be
a human resources specialist.
Speciast martinez
had two commendations,
Scored in the top onpercent
in that aptitude area,
And is disciplined
and hard-Working,
And i never touched her
except to comfort her over being upset
About having to
leave her little boy
After we learned that our unit
was getting redeployed.
When you comforted her,
did you hug her?
Is that grounds for sepation?
Probably wouldn't be if you hadn't been seen
holding hands with some girl at the racetrack.
I want to stay in the service.
You should have thought of that
before you decided to be a lesbian.
You know what,
i'm going to take that back.
I'm going to assume
you're not a lesbian,
Because that's exactly what
we're going to have to prove
If you want to win this thing.
Let me clarify to you, beech,
I never decided
to become a lesbian,
But i decided
to join the service.
I graduated second
in my rotc class.
I have a bronze star
with v for valor
For saving the lives
of three american
And two iraqi soldiers
After an ied attack in tal afar.
I watched my staff sergeant
robert ganz
Get his stomach blown open
after a mortar attack,
And held him in my arms
as he died
Which, by the way,
was not a romantic embrace either.
I believe in american democracy,
And i'm willing to risk my life
for my country.
Do you really think
i don't belong in this army?
All right
Here's what i'm hoping for,
williams.
I'm hoping that girl in the parking lot
turns out to be your first cousin,
And that the two of you were
having a heated argument
About whether to put your old grandma
in the nursing home.
That's what happened here,
right?
Oh, look at that,
she's from slovakia.
Scroll down a bit.
Hey, alice,
can i talk to you for a second?
Oh, no,
not right now, sorry.
I made a podcast.
What do you mean,
you made a podcast?
Yeah, and i was hoping
you could take a look at it--
-You know see if maybe we can--
-I got to get this.
Hey, how'd it go?
Oh.
Stop working.
Sorry.
So
Do you want to know more
about who's going to be there?
Yeah.
I know there's frank,
and
What's his wife's name?
-Sammie.
-Sammie, sammie
Oh, and what about, um
-Michelange
-Michelangelo, my god,
How could i forget that?
So, tell me about him.
He's a curator.
Oh, he's a curator?
Don't make me out to be
such a snob.
Oh, you're a snob.
-No, i'm not.
-Oh, yes.
I'm nervous.
Oh, god
Okay.
Both hands.
Hey
So, what happened?
***.
God, tho fkers.
Beech got detailed
to be my defense.
The homophobic prick?
Yeah, he doesn't
want it.
He has to take it,
he has no choice.
Well, i don't see
my name here.
Believe me, alice,
they know who you are.
Oh, right, 'cause
they're the military.
Well, they don't know
who they're dealing with.
-I mean--
-Alice
That last one is false, by the way,
the one about martinez.
Yeah, i know that.
You know what,
We'll fight it.
I mean, we're not going to
back down to that.
What do we have to do
to win this thing?
I have to lie.
Isn't that against
your military code of honor?
What do i
have to do?
Do you need me
to disappear for a while?
Do you need me
to leave you alone?
No.
That's not what i want.
Because
i can do that.
I know it's late in the game,
but i can do that.
I can be really on the d.
L.
You know.
Like,
just be really discreet,
And,like,
a non-Existent girlfriend.
I want you to know
i can do that.
I'm sorry we shouldn't
have stopped to eat.
Okay, so
There's huahine, raiatea,
Bora bora, and maupiti.
The society islands.
Okay, where
Taha'a?
Tahaa.
Flower-Shaped
island.
Smells of vanilla.
And you have
a place there?
Tiny little piece
of paradise.
Belonged to
my grandfather.
If i ever
get out of here-
You will.
You'll get out.
Peabody,
you got a visitor.
It's 10:00 at night.
I guess somebody's
pulling some strings.
You got friends in high places.
Be right back.
Yeah, right.
Hey
Take this.
Ooh, let me eat your ***.
Were i receptive
to such a proposition,
It would first require
a full *** check
And were you to pass muster,
Baby, i' it to you
family style.
Ow!
Don't worry, darling,
mummy's here.
Where the hell have you been?
I've been on a treasure hunt.
It was mad.
We ended up exhausted on
some nameless little greek island.
I know,
i never go on these things,
But in this case,
The winner got to walk away
with this magnicent fragment of a praxiteles foot.
Quite genuine,
i'm sure.
So breathtakingly beful.
So priceless.
So illegal.
Sort of like you, darling--
Mummy, i don't have
much time for this.
Really?
Well, seems to me you've got
great gobs of time,helena.
Yes, let's not bother
with the small talk.
Shall we just finally say
that you've learned your lesson?
Oh, i've learned
a phenomenal amount, mummy.
I've learned that i can
look after myself--
Oh, yes, wonderful,
sweetheart.
Now, whit is on his way
to post your bail.
Charming.
And he's bringing you
a fresh change of clothing.
You haven't lost
much weight, have you--
I'm fine, actually, mummy,
And what i don't want is for--
And what we're looking into
is getting your record expged.
That will cost a pretty penny,
but i think it's time to--
No, mummy, i don't want that.
No? No, mummy,
i don't want what? What?
Would you try to speak like
a semi-Literate person,please, helena?
I know that you've been keeping
rather sordid company lately.
I've been keeping
very fine company, mummy,
And what i don't want is for you
to come swanning in here,
Throwing your money about
i know i made a mistake.
I'm quite happy
to finish my time
And pay my debt to society.
Helena, pull yourself together.
For god's sake,
you're a peabody.
What difference does that make?
Peabodies don't have debts,
darling,
Not to anyone,
And certainly not to siety.
Thank you.
Thank you, bones.
Robbie,
where's the jam?
In the fridge, babe,
behind all the beer.
Okay, everyone,
it's our favorite tradition.
Morning mojitos.
Bring it on.
Finally!
The artist has arrived.
-Everyone, this is--
-The beautiful
bette!
Nice to meet you.
It's so nice
to meet you.
It's a morning mojito.
Oh.
It's a big bear
lake tradition.
You have to drink it.
You know what,it's a little bit
early for me,but thanks.
Oh, come on, bette.
Don't be such a wuss.
It's good to put a face
to those grunts and groans.
Last night
You girls got in
late, but, um
I guess you weren't
too tired, huh?
Oh, man, sounded good.
Oh, ***.
Did everyone hear us?
I left something
in the room.
I'll be right back.
Is she all right?
I think
we offended her.
That's ridiculous.
She'll be fine,
right?
Yeah, she'll be fine.
To us.
Cheers.
So last night,
I finally filled out the insurance paperwork
to claim for the fire.
I'm telling you,it's been sitting on my desk
for three weeks untouched.
Last night,
i do it start to finish.
Good for you, shane.
And then i went
in my closet
Got rid of
all my old converse,
All those low-*** jeans
that you always see me in.
I started
prioritizing my life.
What do you mean?
Yoknow, like,
setting goals for myself.
Like, um like i want
to see shay every three weeks,
And i want to quit smoking,
for sure.
I'm telling you, tina,
This celibacy thing is like
a master cleanse to my body.
You got to try it.
You know, shane,
i've gone long periods without sex.
It doesn't have the same
salubrious effect on me.
Salubrious?
Yeah, salubrious.
I like it.
Salubrious
That's the other thing
i've been doing.
Trying to expand my vocabulary.
Now, i go into the dictionary,
i try to memorize 10 words a day.
It actually works.
So anyway, what are you
going to wear on your date?
I don't know.
???
Shane
Hey!
Oh!
Bette, bette!
Bette!
Come on,
we need a wide receiver.
Come on!
No, thank you!
Come on!
Aah
Michelangelo built
the sistine chapel,you know.
Actually, i think he just
painted the ceiling.
The house?
We call it
the sistine chapel.
Built it with his bare hands.
But the log cabin in wyoming,
that's where he spends most of the year.
You're in violation,
by the way.
We don't allow work here
at the sistine chapel.
Well, i guess i'll just
Have to get an infraction,
or whatever the punishment is.
Oh!
Bette
all right.
Bette
We need to recruit you
onto our team.
Um, i don't really
want to play.
Yeah.
It's the lake or the game.
Uh, d like to stay here,
thank you.
Don't make me do it.
Lake or the game.
Really, the book.
Okay, no problem.
Come on.
Hey!
Hey, you ***!
How's it going?
I don't know
how people do this.
-Hey, jenny!
-Shh!
She's meditating.
Here's the podcast.
I haven't shown it
to alice yet,
But i'd just really
like your opinion.
*** it.
Okay
I can't.
I have to go
to a screening.
But you said
you'd look at it.
But i'm late,
so i'm going to go,
But i'm sure
it's going to be good.
Bye.
Sorry.
I'm going to go
that way.
Bye!
Sorry, just
forgot my ys.
*** it!
I can't do this.
I can't,
i can't
I can't do this.
What are you doing?
I made this podcast,
And i
I haven't shown it
to alice yet.
And i just really
I don't know, i'm just looking
for somebody's opinion.
Well, i can
I can tell you my opinion,
if you want it.
Really?
Do you want
my opinion?
-Sure.
-Well, great
I've been up since 5:00.
I haven't dealt with
any drama or ***,
So, what do i do?
You, uh
Play?
Yeah, right there.
Hey, bette, why don't you
start the roux?
I-I don't have
the faintest idea
How to make a roux.
Um,
Have a glass of wine,
Help me
set the table.
So, uh, bette,
What are you doing to help
restore some equanimity
In this *** ridiculous
overpriced art market?
Uh, what am i doing?
Well, you're a big
mover and a shaker, aren't you?
You could be doing something.
Uh, actually i'm the dean
of a university art department.
Okay, but you're
a big collector, right?
So
Let me tell you about the show
that i curated last month
At the jackson hole art center.
I mean,
'cause there were
At least 10 paintings that were every bit
as good as the eric fischl
That you have
in your collection.
What makes you so sure
she's got an eric fisher?
It's fischl, bones.
Eric fischl,
And i bet you
that she has one.
I doubt there were 10 paintings
in a local art show
????
Hey, m, be nice.
I am, i am, i am.
How can you doubt it?
It's just that
it's really unlikely
That there are 10
truly great paintings
In a community show.
When was the last time that you even
looked at art outside of new york
Or l.
A.
?
You know, you're right.
I haven't seen
a community art show
In a really long time,
And i would love to see some of the pieces
that you're so excited about.
Really?
Awesome!
Listen, uh
I, uh, bht
some pictures,
And i could
bring them down,
Say, after dinner?
-That would be great.
-Yeah!
You rock my world.
She's the best.
Di't know that
you were a collector.
It didn't say that
on your profile.
I just started
a couple of years ago.
I'm sure it doesn't compare
to your ex's collection.
Oh
No, no, it's
They're beautiful.
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have talked about
my ex so much at dinner.
It's fine.
It's fine
It was a big
relationship for you.
It's normal to talk about it.
Would you like
a glass of wine?
-Yeah.
-Yeah, okay.
We'll take
that money.
You have really
great ***.
Wow
Augmented.
You went for it.
Do you like them?
Um.
.
Put your face
in them.
Spread your legs open.
Do you like it
when i talk diy?
Hey, we need to go.
I'm sorry, but my sister was robbed
at gunpoint last night.
Is she okay?
She's freaked,
But i really want to get back
before she starts drinking.
Oh, the girl had
a *** gun pointed at her
Let her have a drink.
Uh, my sister is an alcoholic,
So that would probably be
the worst thing i could do.
Oh.
I packed
your suitcase,
So we're ready
to go.
Uh, if you want to stay,
I'll drive you back.
That's fine,
If that's what
you want to do.
No, of course not.
I'll go home with you.
Uh
You were just making that up
back there, weren't you,
Because you were having
such a lousy time?
Uh, yeah, i just made up
that my sister got robbed at gunpoint
To get out of bowling?
Why would i ever want to give up
the opportunity to wear smelly used shoes,
Drink warm domestic beer,
and kick your ***?
Wait until next year.
-Nice to meet you.
-Hey
-I'll see you.
-Yeah
Oh
They took
my whole week.
Oh, sweetie, don't worry
about the money.
I'm just so glad
they didn't hurt.
I'm just going to be in the next room
if you need anything.
Okay.
I'll let you go to sleep.
She'll be okay.
They're taking my
whole *** life away from me.
Hey, kit, are you all right?
I'm really sorry
about what happened.
Oh, no, thanks,
it's all right.
I just got to keep busy.
You're here!
Hey!
She's free!
Hi!
-Welcome home.
-Oh, thank you.
Thanks.
I'm so glad you all came.
I just want to say,
you know, goodbye
Before i leave.
Where are you
going?
Wait, wait, isn't there
going to be a trial?
Actually,
Our family
doesn't go on trial.
We generally go to europe.
Are you leaving the country
before the trial?
We've got
brendan abbott.
He's the best criminal
attorney in california.
He's going to get
this record expunged.
Until then, we will be recovering
from our ignominy in a country
With a very healthy
non-Extradition treaty.
I can't believe
you're leaving.
Well, i only wish
i could say it was
Because i thought
helena had learned her lesson,
-But i can assure yout that
-What does she mean by that?
Any future rehabilitation
of helena's character
Will be imposed
under a more rigorous program
Than the los angeles
lesbian lifestyle can provide.
At least paris
when she was in the clink
Didn't get involved with some
big butch prison daddy ***.
You have really outstripped
yourself this time, my girl.
I suppose you all have heard
about this dusty person?
Dusty? Girl,
good for you.
It wasn't
for protection.
Turns out she's one of
the most enlightened,
Beautiful women
that i've ever known--
Oh, for god's sake,
helena,
Just give us a break.
Our flight's
in an hour.
Can i have an adult beverage?
I thought this was
supposed to be a party.
How about some gin
and angostura bitters?
Got it coming.
I'm going to the loo.
Hey, helena,
helena, hey
Where are you going?
I-I can't
Well
Are we ever going to
see you again?
I don't know.
I hope so.
Well, i'm going to
miss you.
Thanks.
You've been a really
good friend.
-How you holding up?
-Not good.
-Can i?
-Yeah, of course.
I'm leaving, shane.
I know.
Your mom told us.
No.
Not with her.
Look, can you cover for me?
Say i'in the bathroom
or something?
Yeah, i can cover for you,
but what are you talking about?
I, um
I hid the money.
I'm going to get
my friend out of prison,
And we're going to go somewhere.
Oh,
Oh,my god.
Now, you
keep it.
I'm speechless.
-Don't tell anyone.
-No, no, i'm not
I swear to you.
I will not say a thing.
You got balls.
Wow come here,
give me a hug.
Shane, i
I didn't mean that.
That
I didn't mean that.
Um i'm sorry.
Listen, helena, listen,
really quickly.
I'm on a cleanse,
and i hate it,
-And i just, and
-It's all right.
***, i'm really embarrassed.
Helena, i'm sorry.
It-It's
i've got to go, though.
I understand,
i understand
-Go, go, go.
-All right.
I'm sorry.
Take care
of yourself!