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The Interview
Listen, Mr. Poudrier, I'll be honest with you,
your resume is very impressive: dominos affectionnado
Hula-hoop internship, Bumper car driver,
Spring break in Cancun, 3 times,
3 times
cookies in the mouth record,
Call of Duty veteran level
DVD evening planner
you watched all Paris Hilton movies
banned from 2 casinos and a day care.
You speak French, Quebecer and you have scholarly knowledge in Marseillais.
And it goes on, computer skills: change the Wallpaper, empty the trash.
On the computer
- Of course
Imitation: Celine Dion, a dog.
What kind of dog?
A dog in general
Brilliant!
You are a specialist in riddles, you prepare Nutella toasts and cereal bowls
I have to admit that I have never seen that.
Thank you, I'm trying to stay competitive.
That's the least we can say,
although, I have to ask you a question.
In the special skills section you mentioned "Accounting", it's a joke right?
No it's serious. It relaxes me.
When I go home at night I make a financial statement or a balance sheet.
My real passion is taxation. I invent complicated income statement
and I have fun identifying the flaws. Is it a problem?
You've got to understand, we would love to count you among us
but it's a job with huge responsibilities. When we send you abroad on a mission,
we can't afford you coming back with a document full of numbers...a...
An Excel Spread sheet
Exactly! Or an abomination of the sort
Listen, I'm very open about what I do on my free time.
You don't have the right to judge me.
If my bedtime reading is the IFRS norms, it's none of you business. In this case, I'm leaving.
In this case, I'm leaving.
Wait, it's not what I meant.
To comfort you, I'll tell you a secret.
At night, when I come back from work, I ...oh I can't...
Oh come on!
Every night, after work, I resolve Quantum Physics problems.
Are you serious? Ya, ya
But it's insane...an abomination...
The END