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Oww! Oww! Oww!
What just happened?
Oh my gosh!
Explosive rocket kick!
Windmill punch.
Aww! Come on!
That's not fair!
It isn't fair!
This stage is not fair!
This game is not fair.
Oh god.
Of course.
>>Oh god! >>Noooo.
Oh my god! I lived!
Oh sh*t, that was stupid of me to say.
Of course that would happen.
Haha, wow.
Noooo!
Yes!
Oh woooow.
Whaaat?!?
>>Really?!? >>Wow!
Oh Jesus! Oh Jesus!
Yeah, I know really.
Wait, whaaat?
Aww! Oh no.
Please kill Ethan.
No, no, I'm fine. It's all good.
..or I will have to.
I thought you were gonna... ah, ok. Yeah you were.
That egg saved you.
Haha, I know right.
I lost sight of who I was.
Come on!
haha!
Haha, yesss!
Right on the buttcheek.
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Could be worse.
Aww, that's messed up.
Ok, guys!
>>Ah, god! >>Woah!
Do a little flexing?
Are you taping all this?
>>Yeah. >>Oh.
Handed.
Did you see your jaw at the end of that?
Ahhhh!
I'm sorry, what was it like?
Ahh.
Alright, Mr. Cheapo.
Oh..yeah.
What?!?
Yes!
So you want to throw your parts at me?
Oh yeah!
Why? Can't handle my parts?
Not all at once.
Yes!
>>Yes! >>Yes!
Aww.
I don't know how that just happened.
Yes, I can get it!
Worth it.
Darn.
Do it! Do it!
>>Yes! >>He didn't have a choice.
I didn't have a choice!
Alright, stop! You're ruining my smash!
Jump. Jump! Jump!
JUMP!
Nooo!
Ahhhhh!
Ohhh noooo!
Nothing's happened yet!
I was clearly the better dodger in this scenario.
..broke my shield.
Fail!
the EPA guy?
No, the FDA guy.
Oh, right.
federal defense agency?
Someone didn't pay attention in government.
That sounds legit though.
Tell me that doesn't sound cool though.
They're the federal department of agencies?
That would be so stupid.
..a government agency for the agencies.
>>Ok, who's DK? >>It's like: "so what do you do here?"
We, uhh, agency the agencies.
What does that even mean?
We have an agency for each agent.
Oh god!
>>Oh no! >>Get him chickorita.
Stop dodging!
Hehe, you died.
Ahhhh!
*Ethan scream*
Oh no! Oh no!
I feel like most plots involve men. I don't why. They just kinda do.
Mine don't.
Why are there 12 bunny hoods?
That was really disappointing to be honest.
Oh no!
Hahaha, rolley crate! Whaat?!?
Don't cook me!
Ahhhhh!
Yes! Yes! Yesss!
That's how you win it!
What?!?
You see that?
No I didn't.
Ahhhhh!
Oh no! Ya blah blah blah blah blah.
Yeah.
slooomo.
Haha, whaaat?!?
I just jammed your..
Hey look guys. He's playing with his stick.
Aww, how cute.
It is now.
I can't hold him off forever, Jeremy.
He goes down with the ship.
Are you saying Warcraft players don't have any class?
We have eight classes. There's a warrior and a priest and a druid..
Yeah.
Wow!
You lucked out there.
No, you lucked out there.
Oh, how'd I luck out?
Oh yeah.
Yeah!
Time to milk this Ethan is not doing so well.
Yeah.
No! No! No! No! No! Nonono!
Hey. You know if you come..
Ethan! If you..
>>What? >>Yes! Pitfall.
..or lose it completely dieing.
Yes!
Nooooo!
Yes!
I love how for this stage you both conveniently get two..
>>Nooo! >>I didn't die!
Two kids from Onett High School were run down today
..by a spinning black..
..after assaulting an Italian plumber.
Outside the drug store!
A sign was also knocked down in the process.
>>Chris found it very repulsing. >>It really got the blood going.
Oh my god.
I don't want to talk about it.
*Chris grunt*
I'll let the cars do the rest.
Kick him while he's down.
Get it Jeremy, it's your only hope!
Are you kidding me? Your only hope?!?
Oh boy!
Ultimate shame!
If that kills you...
>>It pushed me off. So.. >>ultimate shame.
Laurie, you have got to film with us more often.
>>What? He is wasting space. >>You're gonna have your own Brawl subcategory.
Oh my god!
Oh shoot!
..up in five pages.
>>How'd he get Mr. Game and Watch? >>Can you please write a research paper on that?
>>..on why that tradition came about. >>Take that!
Ohhhhh!
Bam!
Why did I do that?
Don't mind me. I'm just casually frying bacon up here.
A lot of things go "woosh" in Brawl.
>>Wait, what?!? >>Whaat?!?
Ohhhhh yesss!
That was amazing.
>>A whole Brawl quotes section devoted to Laurie. >>Hey! I'm being targeted! That's not fair! I'm being targeted.
You're the only one left.
There was that capsule.
No I'm not. There's no one left.
>>I'm sorry. >>Except all he did was hit me with a boulder.
Oh my god!
I am so bad today! Holy crap. This is unacceptable.
*Begin Ethan death montage*
*End Ethan death montage*
Revenge.
Aww crap!
>>Revenge. >>Oh noooo!
Aww, I was waking up too.
Ahhh!
That Pokemon he ruined it!
>>Oh no! >>Haaaaaaa!
Ah! Oh no!
Oh no!
Is your mom sleeping?
Not yet. She's probably going to soon though.
Oh no!
I didn't win any all night.
Was that a muscle crack?
Uhhh. Oh crap!