Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
-- Captions by VITAC -- www.vitac.com
>> ♪ YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE
SNAKES, YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE
CHARMERS ♪
♪ THE WOMEN WERE SHY, AND THE
MEN DRESSED IN ARMOR ♪
♪ NOT JUST SARIS, NOT JUST OUR
HEADS ♪
♪ WE WANT LOVE, MARRIAGE, THAT'S
THE WAY WE LIKE TO WED ♪
♪ MAKE MOVES ON YOU THAT'LL MAKE
YOU WET ♪
♪ I'LL MAKE YOU WET ♪
♪ WITH SWEAT ♪
♪ THIS IS THE NEW, NEW, NEW,
NEW, NEW, NEW BREAK IN
BOLLYWOOD ♪
♪ BOLLYWOOD ♪
[ SINGING IN HINDI ]
♪ NEW, NEW, NEW, NEW, NEW, NEW
BREAK IN BOLLYWOOD ♪
♪ BOLLYWOOD ♪
>> [ SINGING IN HINDI ]
>> [ SINGING IN HINDI ]
♪ AND WE WELCOME YOU GUESTS ♪
♪ BUT WE PRAY TO YOU IN
REQUEST ♪
♪ DON'T PUT OUR PATIENCE TO
TEST ♪
♪ OUR MEN IN TURBANS ♪
♪ WITH FOLDED HANDS ♪
♪ SAY NAMASTE ♪
♪ BUT INSIDE OUR HEARTS ♪
[ SINGING IN HINDI ]
♪ OH ♪
♪ NEW BREAK IN BOLLYWOOD ♪
[ AIRPLANE ENGINE ROARS ]
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
>> Alex: DID YOU EVER WAKE UP
FROM A DREAM AND WONDER WHERE
YOU WERE?
I WOKE UP FROM ONE IN THE MIDDLE
OF INDIA, LOOKING FOR A GIRL --
THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS.
I LEFT MY JOB AND MY PALS AND MY
LIFE IN CALIFORNIA TO GO ON A
HUNT FOR A GIRL IN A LAND OF
MYSTERY.
ALL I HAD WAS A NAME.
SHE HAD MY HEART.
THAT WAS ENOUGH FOR ME.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> HEY, HEY!
HELLO, SAHIB!
HEY!
HELLO, SAHIB, HELLO.
WELCOME TO UNITED STATES OF
INDIA, SAHIB.
THERE'S MANY LANGUAGE, MANY
PLACE THAT I KNOW, SPEAKING ALL
LANGUAGE, HAVE NO PROBLEM.
YOU SPEAK ANY GERMAN?
EINS, ZWEI, DREI.
YOU SPEAK ANY FRENCH, SAHIB?
UN, DEUX, TROIS.
>> Alex: I'M AMERICAN.
>> OH, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,
SIR, VERY NICE PLACE.
I AM FOR LIKING VERY MUCH.
THIS MICHAEL JACKSON VERY NICE,
SIR, I LIKE IT.
YOU COME WITH ME, SAHIB.
>> Alex: HEY, WHERE ARE YOU
GOING WITH THAT?
>> NO PROBLEM, COME WITH ME,
SAHIB.
COMING.
>> Alex: DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET
TO TAKHARA VILLAGE?
>> COME, I'M TAKING YOU
ELEPHANTA CAVES -- EVERY PLACE,
SAHIB, NO PROBLEM.
BOMBAY VERY NICE.
>> Alex: YEAH, BUT DO YOU KNOW
HOW TO GET TO TAKHARA VILLAGE?
>> SAHIB, I AM KNOWING
TAKHARA VILLAGE, SIR.
CHEAP AND BEST, SIR.
WE ARE COMING.
THIS VERY NICE, SAHIB. RICKSHA.
IS VERY GOOD.
>> Alex: HOW MUCH?
>> SAHIB, WE ARE LOOKING.
I AM HAVING ALL THE OFFICIAL
RATES, SAHIB, LAMINATED, SAHIB.
LOOKING.
EVERY RATE IS LABELED
OFFICIALLY.
>> Alex: ANYONE CAN LAMINATE A
CARD.
HOW MUCH?
>> SAHIB, ONLY $20, SIR.
ONLY, SAHIB, ONLY $20.
YOU ARE COMING?
>> Alex: ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT.
ALL RIGHT.
>> SIR, YOU ARE LIKING MUMBAI?
>> Alex: THAT'S BOMBAY, RIGHT?
>> THIS BRITISH PEOPLES CALLING
BOMBAY, SAHIB.
INDIAN PEOPLES CALLING MUMBAI.
YOU ARE LIKING?
>> Alex: IT'S HOT.
YES, SAHIB, HOT AND SPICY, VERY
NICE.
SIR, THIS MUMBAI, EVERY HOUR
RUSH HOUR, SAHIB.
BUT I AM AGILE, SAHIB.
I AM AGILE.
EVERYBODY MOMMY, DADDY ON THE
ROAD SAME TIME, VERY NICE,
SAHIB.
[ HORN HONKING ]
THIS TRAFFIC VERY BAD, SAHIB,
VERY BAD.
[ HORN HONKING ]
>> Alex: HEY, COULD YOU TAKE IT
EASY?
>> NO PROBLEM, SAHIB.
>> Alex: NO, NO, SERIOUSLY,
COULD YOU SLOW DOWN?
>> YOU ARE LIKING BOLLYWOOD
MUSIC, SAHIB?
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
>> Alex: AAH!
>> AAH, VERY NICE SINGING,
SAHIB.
VERY GOOD. I LIKE GOOD VOICE.
VERY NICE, SAHIB.
>> Alex: COW! JESUS!
>> HOLY, HOLY, SAHIB.
>> Alex: NO, MAN, COULD YOU SLOW
DOWN?
SERIOUSLY, SLOW DOWN.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND "SLOW DOWN"?
>> SLOW?
>> Alex: YEAH, SLOW.
>> I NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR SPEECH,
SAHIB, BUT SLOW AND STEADY,
SAHIB, SLOW AND STEADY.
>> Alex: THANK YOU.
YOU WORSHIP ALL THOSE?
>> WHY TAKE CHANCES, SAHIB?
>> Alex: EVERYONE I KNEW SAID I
WAS CRAZY TO COME AFTER HER LIKE
THIS, BUT THERE WAS JUST
SOMETHING ABOUT REENA.
I HAD TO FIND OUT WHY SHE LEFT
LIKE THAT.
>> Reena: DO YOU HAVE ANY
DARJEELING?
>> SURE.
THAT'LL BE $3.50, PLEASE.
>> Reena: KEEP THE CHANGE.
>> OH, THANK YOU.
>> Reena: THANK YOU.
>> Alex: WHEN I SAW REENA FOR
THE FIRST TIME, IT WAS LIKE SHE
WAS SOMETHING OUT OF A DREAM.
I HAD TO MEET HER.
THE PICTURE DOESN'T DO ME
JUSTICE.
>> Reena: EXCUSE ME?
THE SURFING AD GUY?
>> Alex: SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
ALEX. NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> Reena: REENA.
>> Alex: YOU'RE NOT FROM AROUND
HERE, ARE YOU?
>> Reena: WHAT GAVE ME AWAY?
>> Alex: YOUR EASY SMILE.
MOST PEOPLE AROUND HERE ARE MUCH
MORE GUARDED.
>> Reena: I'M FROM INDIA.
>> Alex: NICE -- WELCOME TO
CALIFORNIA.
>> Reena: THANKS.
SO, DO YOU KNOW MUCH ABOUT
INDIA?
>> Alex: A LITTLE.
MY UNCLE USED TO LIVE IN BOMBAY.
GOT ME HOOKED ON THIS STUFF.
>> Reena: I LIVE IN MUMBAI.
>> Alex: OH, YEAH?
>> Reena: ACTUALLY, A PLACE
CALLED TAKHARA VILLAGE.
IT'S IN THE SUBURBS.
>> Alex: SO, YOU HERE ON
BUSINESS OR PLEASURE?
>> Reena: PLEASURE.
>> Alex: GLAD TO HEAR IT.
>> Reena: SO, DO YOU LIKE
WRITING COPY?
>> Alex: AH, NOT REALLY.
I TOOK THE JOB TO HELP ME FOCUS
ON MY OWN WRITING.
I'M SO BUSY, I DON'T SEEM TO GET
ANY OF IT DONE.
>> Reena: I THINK YOU SHOULD
ALWAYS FOLLOW YOUR DREAM,
WHATEVER IT IS.
IF IT'S YOUR DESTINY TO BE A
NOVELIST, THEN THAT'S WHAT
YOU'LL BE.
>> Alex: YOU BELIEVE IN THAT,
DESTINY?
>> Reena: I BELIEVE EVERYTHING
HAPPENS FOR A REASON.
>> Alex: LIKE ME MEETING YOU?
>> Reena: [ CHUCKLES ]
I'D SAY MEETING ME WAS
PREDESTINED BY YOUR KARMA, BUT
THEN THAT WOULD MEAN IT WAS MY
KARMA, AS WELL.
>> Alex: I COULD LIVE WITH THAT.
>> Reena: [ CHUCKLES ]
>> Alex: WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE
DINNER WITH ME TONIGHT?
>> Reena: I CAN'T.
>> Alex: HOW ABOUT TOMORROW
NIGHT?
>> Reena: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I'LL BE AT THE SAME CAFé AT THE
SAME TIME TOMORROW.
IF YOU'RE THERE, THEN IT WAS OUR
KARMA TO MEET AGAIN.
>> Alex: KARMA, DESTINY.
BEFORE REENA, I NEVER THOUGHT IN
THOSE TERMS.
REENA AND I MAY HAVE BEEN FROM
OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE PLANET,
YET I FELT LIKE I'D KNOWN HER
ALL MY LIFE.
>> Reena: TELL ME SOMETHING
ABOUT YOU.
>> Alex: NOT MUCH TO TELL.
MY PARENTS DIVORCED WHEN I WAS A
KID.
I WAS AN ONLY CHILD.
I LEFT HOME AT 17, AND I'M
SINGLE.
>> Reena: MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN
MARRIED FOR 28 YEARS NOW.
I HAVE 100 FIRST COUSINS.
AND AT LAST COUNT, ONLY 200
SECOND COUSINS.
>> Alex: SERIOUSLY?
THAT'S INSANE.
>> Reena: I KNOW.
MY FATHER SAYS, "THE ONLY SANE
RESPONSE TO AN INSANE WORLD IS
TO LOSE YOUR MIND."
>> Alex: I LIKE HOW YOUR FATHER
THINKS.
I SPENT THE NEXT FOUR DAYS WITH
REENA, AND IT CHANGED MY LIFE
FOREVER.
>> ♪ LOVE ME, BABY, BE MINE ♪
♪ THIS FEELING SO DEEP ♪
♪ WHOA ♪
♪ BE MINE ♪
>> Alex: WHAT'S THIS?
>> Reena: IN INDIA, WOMEN TIE A
THREAD AROUND A MAN'S WRIST TO
MAKE THEM THEIR BROTHER.
>> Alex: I HOPE YOU'RE NOT
SAYING I'M YOUR BROTHER.
>> Reena: THIS MEANS MUCH MORE
TO ME THAN THAT.
>> Alex: THANK YOU.
>> ♪ MY DESTINY ♪
♪ THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE ♪
>> Reena: YOU MUST HAVE BEEN
WITH A LOT OF WOMEN TO KNOW US
THAT WELL.
>> Alex: 10.
>> Reena: 14.
>> Alex: YOU'VE BEEN WITH 14
MEN?
>> Reena: ONLY KISSED THEM.
>> Alex: TODAY?
>> Reena: [ LAUGHS ]
>> ♪ YOU ARE ALL THAT I NEED
TONIGHT ♪
♪ COME AWAY WITH ME ♪
>> SAHIB? SAHIB?
>> Alex: WHAT?
>> FINAL DESTINATION, SAHIB.
THIS TAKHARA VILLAGE. ARRIVE.
>> Alex: THIS WHOLE PLACE IS
TAKHARA VILLAGE?
>> YES, SIR. VERY NICE.
>> Alex: IT'S HUGE.
>> WHICH BUILDING, SAHIB?
>> Alex: I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST HAVE THE NAME OF THE
VILLAGE AND HER FIRST NAME.
REENA.
>> REENA?
SAHIB, THERE ARE OVER 1 BILLION
PEOPLE IN INDIA.
ONLY 17 MILLION PEOPLE BOMBAY.
HOW YOU ARE FINDING REENA,
SAHIB?
YOU HAVE EXACT ADDRESS?
>> Alex: NO, MAN, JUST HER FIRST
NAME.
>> OKAY, YOU HAVE REENA PHONE
NUMBER, SAHIB?
[ SPEAKING HINDI ]
>> Alex: SCD?
>> PHONE CARD, SAHIB.
YOU HAVE PHONE NUMBER?
>> Alex: MAN, ALL I GOT IS HER
FIRST NAME -- REENA.
>> SAHIB, YOU ARE NOT HAVE EXACT
ADDRESS, YOU HAVE NO PHONE
NUMBER.
YOU ONLY, "REENA, REENA."
YOU HAVE COME FROM ALL THE WAY
U.S.A., SAHIB.
YOU ARE NOT THINKING.
>> Alex: OBVIOUSLY NOT.
MAYBE THIS WASN'T SUCH A GOOD
IDEA.
>> SAHIB, YOU ARE PAY ME,
PLEASE, OKAY?
YOU ARE PAY ME.
SAHIB?
>> Alex: WHAT DOES THAT SIGN
SAY?
>> THAT SIGN SAY YOU CANNOT
CROSSING ROAD.
>> Alex: NO, THAT SIGN UP THERE.
THAT'S REENA.
>> THAT IS REENA?
>> Alex: THAT'S REENA.
>> SAHIB, THAT SIGN SAYING YOU
ARE CRAZY FELLOW, SAHIB.
YOU ARE PAY MY MONEY, NOW,
PLEASE?
>> Alex: LOOK, MAN, I'LL GIVE
YOU YOUR MONEY.
JUST TELL ME WHAT THE SIGN SAYS.
>> SAHIB, YOU ARE PAY ME 2,000
RUPEES, ONLY $20, PLEASE.
>> Alex: IT'S MORE LIKE $50,
MAN.
>> SAHIB, YOU ARE PAY ME, SAHIB.
>> Alex: ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
2,000 RUPEES.
FIRST, YOU TEL ME WHAT THE SIGN
SAYS.
>> THAT SIGN SAYS, "I THINK I
LOVE YOU."
>> Alex: "I THINK I LOVE YOU"?
YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
>> LATEST PICTURE, SAHIB.
>> Alex: REENA'S AN ACTRESS?
>> REENA KANA MOST FAMOUS
BOLLYWOOD ACTRESS, SAHIB.
SHE HAVE MANY FAN.
>> Alex: MAN, I'M NOT A FAN.
I SPENT TWO WEEKS FALLING IN
LOVE WITH THIS GIRL.
>> HEY, SAHIB, IT'S YOU.
YOU ARE FAMOUS, SAHIB?
>> Alex: WHO IS THIS GIRL?
>> HEY, SAHIB?
HEY, SAHIB, GET UP, SAHIB.
GET UP!
THIS FOOTPATH IS FOR BEGGARS,
SAHIB.
NO SITTING, SAHIB.
>> Alex: DUDE, I NEED A MINUTE,
OKAY?
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, THIS
FOREIGNER SITTING HERE...
SAHIB, DON'T TAKE TENSION,
SAHIB.
YOU ARE LOVE, OKAY?
I KNOW LOVE, SAHIB.
I AM MEETING ONE GIRL ON A BUS,
SAHIB.
FIVE MONTHS, I AM GOING SAME
ROUTE, SAME BUS, EVERY DAY,
SAHIB.
THEN I AM MEETING HER AGAIN.
TODAY, THIS GIRL MY WIFE, SAHIB.
I HAVING FIVE CHILDREN, SAHIB.
LOVE GIVING ME FIVE CHILDREN.
FIVE HUNGRY, NOISY, CRAZY --
ALWAYS EATING, SAHIB.
SAHIB, LOVE LIKE GREEN SIGNAL IN
TRAFFIC JAM, SAHIB.
SAHIB, NO PROBLEM.
I AM HELPING YOU FIND REENA
MADAM, SAHIB.
NEXT PLAN, SAHIB.
>> Alex: I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
I DIDN'T HAVE A PLAN OUTSIDE OF
COMING HERE.
>> SAHIB, PRIYAD GOING TO BE
FULL-TIME DRIVER FOR YOU,
SAHIB.
100% SUCCESS.
LOVE IS WINNING, SAHIB.
NO PROBLEM.
>> Alex: AND HOW MUCH IS "100%,
NO PROBLEM" GONNA COST ME,
PRIYAD?
>> YOU ARE ALREADY PAYMENT,
SAHIB.
>> Alex: I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT
WAS THE RATE FOR HERE.
>> YOU ALREADY TELLING ME,
SAHIB, ANYBODY CAN LAMINATE
CARD.
INDIA LIKE THIS ALWAYS, SAHIB.
NO PROBLEM.
>> Alex: ALL RIGHT, PRIYAD,
YOU'RE HIRED.
>> OKAY, SAHIB, HOTEL FIRST.
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
>> BEVERLY HILLS RESORT.
MAY I HELP YOU?
>> Alex: HI, I CALLED A LITTLE
BIT AGO.
THE PERSON I SPOKE TO COULDN'T
HELP ME.
UH, I'M LOOKING FOR ONE OF YOUR
GUESTS.
HER NAME'S REENA.
>> Reena: HELLO, MOM?
MOM, I MANAGED TO GET A FLIGHT
OUT TONIGHT.
>> THANK GOD.
I REALLY NEED YOU HERE NOW.
>> Reena: HOW IS HE, MOM?
>> NOT VERY GOOD, ACTUALLY.
>> IS IT REENA?
TELL HER IT WAS NOT A HEART
ATTACK, JUST A PALPITATION.
ISN'T IT, DOCTOR?
>> THANK GOD SHEKAR COULD BE
HERE AT A TIME LIKE THIS.
WE THINK HE IS THE RIGHT MAN FOR
YOU.
SO, WE'VE ANNOUNCED YOUR
ENGAGEMENT TO HIM IN THE MEDIA.
>> Reena: MOM, I DON'T THINK --
DO YOU THINK THAT'S SUCH A GOOD
IDEA?
>> I KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU.
DON'T ARGUE. GOT TO GO.
LOVE YOU. BYE.
>> Reena: LOVE YOU, TOO, MOM.
>> Alex: SHE'S AN INDIAN GIRL.
SHE'S BEEN STAYING WITH YOU GUYS
FOR ABOUT A WEEK.
>> I'M SORRY, SIR.
SHE'S CHECKED OUT.
>> Alex: SHE CHECKED OUT?
>> YES, SIR.
>> Alex: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SHE
CHECKED OUT?
>> OKAY, SAHIB.
>> Alex: IS THIS IT?
>> THEY'RE SHOOTING.
>> Alex: HI.
>> THIS ROBIN, SIR.
VERY FAMOUS.
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
>> Alex: YEAH?
>> HELLO? HELLO?
>> THIS GREAT MONKEY GOD, SIR,
HANUMAN.
>> NAMASTE.
>> Alex: GOOD JOB, PRIYAD.
OBVIOUSLY, THIS IS THE PLACE.
>> THIS REENA, SAHIB.
>> Alex: SEEING REENA AGAIN
COULD WIND UP BEING A DISASTER.
I DIDN'T KNOW IF SHE FELT THE
SAME AS I DID.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> REENA!
>> Alex: REENA! REENA!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
REENA! REENA!
REENA! REENA!
DAMN, SHE DIDN'T SEE ME.
NOW WHAT?
>> IT'S OKAY, SAHIB.
SAHIB, I HAVE IDEA.
COME WITH ME.
>> CUT IT. EXCELLENT.
VERY GOOD, MADAM.
[ LIGHT APPLAUSE ]
>> COME ON, COME ON, FAST, FAST.
ARE YOU READY?
1, 2, 3, 4.
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
HEY.
WHO ARE YOU?
>> Alex: UH...
>> YOU ARE CUTE.
COME HERE, BABY.
WHERE DID THEY FIND HIM?
1, 2, 3, 4.
>> Alex: HI.
>> Reena: WHAT THE?!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
>> Alex: SURPRISED TO SEE ME?
>> Reena: COME.
WHY ARE YOU WEARING THIS?
>> Alex: IT'S A DISGUISE.
SO, YOU'RE A BIG BOLLYWOOD MOVIE
STAR?
THAT'S DEFINITELY SOMETHING I
DON'T REMEMBER YOU MENTIONING IN
CALIFORNIA.
>> Reena: I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO
TELL YOU.
>> Alex: WELL, I WARNED YOU WHAT
HAPPENED TO THE LAST GIRL WHO
STOOD ME UP.
OF COURSE, I HAD TO FLY 20 HOURS
TO CHEW YOU OUT.
>> Reena: I'M SORRY.
IT'S COMPLICATED.
SOMETHING CAME UP.
>> Alex: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
WHY DON'T YOU GET OUT OF HERE
WITH ME AND I'LL GIVE YOU A
CHANCE TO EXPLAIN IT OVER
DINNER?
>> Reena: I CAN'T.
I HAVE TO FINISH UP HERE.
THERE'S A STUDIO CANTEEN
UPSTAIRS.
WILL YOU GO THERE AND WAIT FOR
ME, PLEASE?
I'LL COME AS SOON AS I CAN.
>> Alex: ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA STAND ME UP
AGAIN, ARE YOU?
>> Reena: NO.
>> Alex: ALL RIGHT.
>> Reena: I'M TOUCHED THAT YOU
CAME ALL THIS WAY FOR ME.
>> Alex: WELL, I HAD TO MAKE A
DARJEELING RUN, ANYWAY.
AND I WANTED TO GIVE YOU THIS.
KEPT DWELLING ON WHAT YOU WROTE
ON THERE -- "DESTINY."
I COULDN'T GET YOU OUT OF MY
MIND.
>> Reena: ME, EITHER.
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]
I'VE GOT TO FINISH WORK HERE.
I'LL SEE YOU SOON, OKAY?
>> Alex: ALL RIGHT.
COULD YOU RETURN THIS FOR ME?
>> Reena: [ CHUCKLES ]
SURE.
>> Alex: ALL RIGHT.
>> Reena: YEAH.
[ SIGHS ]
[ HORNS HONKING ]
[ COW MOOING ]
>> [ SPEAKING HINDI ]
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
>> Bobby: THAT'S WHAT I'M
SAYING, BOBBY K.
>> Reena: ALEX IS IN TOWN.
>> Bobby: WHO DID YOU SAY?
WHO'S IN TOWN?
>> Reena: ALEX. THE WRITER.
THE GUY I MET IN L.A.
DO YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING?
>> Bobby: OH, THE WRITER.
YES, YES, YES.
HE'S HERE?
DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW?
>> Reena: NO, BOBBY, MY MOTHER
CAN'T KNOW.
YOU KNOW HOW MY MOTHER IS.
SHE'LL COMPLETELY FREAK.
POOR GUY CAME ALL THE WAY FROM
LOS ANGELES TO INDIA AFTER ME.
>> Bobby: HE'S STALKING YOU ALL
THE WAY FROM LAS VEGAS?
>> Reena: HE'S NOT STALKING ME,
AND IT'S LOS ANGELES.
ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME OR NOT?
>> Bobby: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO DO?
HEY, LISTEN, WHATEVER YOU'RE
PLANNING TO DO, IF YOUR MOTHER
FINDS OUT AND KILLS ME, I'LL BE
REAL UPSET, OKAY?
>> Reena: SHE WON'T KNOW A
THING.
UNLESS YOU TELL HER.
>> Bobby: PROMISE.
>> Reena: LISTEN, HE'S AT THE
STUDIO CANTEEN.
YOU GO THERE AND TELL HIM HE HAS
TO PRETEND TO BE YOUR FRIEND,
AND HE'S COME TO INDIA TO VISIT
YOU.
AND, BY THE WAY, HE'S ALSO
STAYING WITH YOU.
>> Bobby: REENA, HE'S NOT
STAYING WITH ME.
YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE MY PRIVACY.
>> Reena: HE'S A WRITER.
>> Bobby: OH, WHY DIDN'T YOU
TELL ME THAT EARLIER?
HEY, HE CAN DO A PIECE ON ME.
>> Reena: WELL, WE CAN DISCUSS
THAT LATER.
LISTEN, JUST KEEP HIM SAFE TILL
I GET A CHANCE TO TELL HIM ABOUT
YOU KNOW WHO.
>> Bobby: YOU HAVEN'T TOLD HIM
ABOUT HIM?
>> Reena: I KNEW HIM ONLY FOR
THREE DAYS.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I FELT FOR
HIM, AND NOW HE'S HERE.
I'M CONFUSED.
>> Bobby: THIS SOUNDS DANGEROUS.
>> Reena: IT'S NOT DANGEROUS,
BOBBY.
COME ON.
>> Bobby: IT SOUNDS VERY, VERY
DANGEROUS.
HEY, LISTEN, I'M IN A FIX RIGHT
NOW.
I'LL SEE YOU IN A WHILE, OKAY?
BYE.
LOOK AT THAT HOLDING.
HE'S HUGE.
WHY CAN'T YOU GET ME FILMS LIKE
THAT?
I SHOULD BE THE BIGGEST ACTION
HERO.
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> CUT IT. EXCELLENT.
>> Alisha: 5, 6, 7, 8.
1, 2. 1, 2. 1, 2.
[ HORN HONKS ]
JUST A MINUTE!
>> BOBBY, YOU SHOULDN'T LET
ASSISTANTS TALK TO YOU LIKE
THAT.
>> Bobby: IF YOU MADE ME INTO A
BIGGER STAR, I WOULDN'T HAVE
ANYONE TALK TO ME LIKE THAT.
YOU BETTER LOSE THOSE SHADES
BEFORE I LOSE YOU.
EXCUSE ME?
YOU'RE IN MY PARKING SPOT, LADY.
>> Alisha: I SAID, JUST A MIN--
>> Bobby: ACTUALLY, I USUALLY
PARK HERE.
>> Alisha: THAT'S OKAY,
BOBBYJI.
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU.
WE'LL REHEARSE SOMEWHERE ELSE.
IT'S FINE.
>> Bobby: [ SPEAKING HINDI ]
YOU CAN CARRY ON.
DO I KNOW YOU?
>> Alisha: I'M THE ASSISTANT
CHOREOGRAPHER.
LET'S GO.
>> Bobby: THAT'S WHAT I'M
SAYING.
SORRY I'M LATE.
NO PROBLEM.
I'LL GO THROUGH MY LINES.
ONE TAKE, DON'T WORRY.
HEY.
>> Reena: WHERE WERE YOU?
>> Bobby: PARKING PROBLEMS.
OKAY, LISTEN, I NEED TO GET
SOMETHING RIGHT HERE.
SO, YOU MET A BOY IN AMERICA WHO
GOT THE WRONG IDEA.
YOU WANT ME TO TELL HIM TO GO
AWAY.
>> Reena: HE DIDN'T GET THE
WRONG IDEA, BOBBY.
YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME.
>> Bobby: I'M NOT DOING IT.
I'M NOT DOING IT.
YOU'RE LIKE A SISTER TO ME.
I'D LOVE TO HELP YOU, BUT I'M
NOT DOING IT, OKAY?
>> Reena: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I
HELPED YOU?
>> Shekar: HEY, BABY DOLL.
LOOK AT YOU!
LIKE ALWAYS, BEAUTIFUL.
HERE, FOR YOU.
>> Bobby: THAT'S WHAT I'M
SAYING.
>> Shekar: BOBBY, WHAT IS IT
THAT YOU'RE NOT DOING?
>> Bobby: WHO?
NOTHING, SHEKARJI.
I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING.
NOTHING.
>> Shekar: HEY, DID MANSUR SPEAK
TO YOU ABOUT THE BIGGEST LIVE
TELEVISION SHOW?
>> Bobby: OF COURSE, SHEKARJI.
I MEAN, BRILLIANT, YOU KNOW?
WHAT AN IDEA -- LIVE
ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT YOUR WEDDING.
WOW.
>> Shekar: REMIND MANSUR TO GIVE
ME A CALL.
I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN MY NEXT
MOVIE WITH REENA.
>> Bobby: SERIOUSLY?
THANK YOU!
>> Reena: AH, SHEKAR, I DON'T
THINK THAT'S GOING TO WORK
BETWEEN BOBBY AND ME.
>> Shekar: WHY NOT?
>> Reena: WELL, BOBBY HAS THESE
ROMANTIC FEELINGS FOR ME, AND I
THINK IT'S MAKING IT VERY
DIFFICULT FOR ME TO WORK
WITH HIM.
>> Bobby: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
SHE'S JOKING.
>> Shekar: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
>> Reena: WELL, BOBBY, TELL HIM
ABOUT THE SWEET NOTES THAT YOU
PUT UNDERNEATH --
>> Bobby: WHAT? NEVER.
SHEKARJI, SHE'S JOKING.
I MEAN, SHE'S SERIOUSLY JOKING.
REENA, WHY DON'T YOU TELL HIM
BEFORE SHEKARJI HAS MY LEGS
BROKEN OFF.
YOU KNOW I LIKE TO DANCE.
>> Shekar: WHAT THE HELL IS
GOING ON?
>> Bobby: NO, NO, IT'S FINE.
SHE'S JUST JOKING.
>> Shekar: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
>> Reena: I'M JUST JOKING.
>> Bobby: SEE, I TOLD YOU.
SHE WAS JUST PULLING YOUR LEG,
SHEKARJI.
>> Shekar: MY KITTEN.
>> Reena: OUCH, THAT HURT.
>> Shekar: YOU GOT ME THERE.
YOU GOT ME THERE.
BOBBY, MY BROTHER.
>> Bobby: SHEKARJI, SHE WAS
JOKING.
YOU KNOW THAT.
>> Shekar: YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
BOBBY.
JOKE OR NO JOKE, WHEN I DON'T
LIKE SOMETHING, I MAKE IT...
>> Bobby: VANISH?
>> Shekar: WHAT?
>> Both: VANISH.
>> Shekar: GOOD BOY.
DIRECTOR, WHY DON'T YOU DIRECT
SOMETHING?
>> Bobby: THAT WASN'T FAIR.
>> Reena: GOOD.
NOW YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME WITH
ALEX.
>> Bobby: NO, I'M NOT GONNA HELP
YOU WITH ALEX.
>> Reena: NO?
>> Bobby: NO.
>> Reena: SHEKAR --
>> Bobby: OKAY, OKAY.
WHERE'S THIS FERUNGI?
>> Reena: CANTEEN.
>> Alex: HEY, LOOK, IT'S REENA.
WHO'S THIS GUY?
>> AY-YI-YI.
>> Alex: WHAT?
>> SORRY, SAHIB.
THIS TELLING THIS REENA MADAM
ENGAGEMENT, SAHIB.
>> Alex: YOU MEAN ENGAGED?
>> THIS FELLOW VERY FAMOUS
PRODUCER, SAHIB.
SHEKAR SINGH.
>> Alex: YOU'RE...ME.
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE TRANSLATING
THIS CORRECTLY?
>> SORRY, SAHIB.
>> Alex: JESUS CHRIST, WHO IS
THIS GIRL?
>> Bobby: HELLO.
>> SAHIB, SAHIB, SAHIB, SAHIB!
ALEX, SAHIB!
SAHIB, FAMOUS ACTOR BOBBY K!
"THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!"
>> Bobby: HI. YOU MUST BE ALEX.
>> Alex: I AM.
>> Bobby: I'M A FRIEND OF
REENA'S.
BOBBY K.
YOU CAN CALL ME BOBBY.
>> Alex: YOU CAN CALL ME ALEX.
>> SAHIB, SAHIB, SAHIB!
SAHIB!
>> Alex: THIS IS PRIYAD.
>> HELLO, SAHIB!
>> Bobby: [ SPEAKING HINDI ]
>> Alex: RIGHT, SO SHE SENT YOU
DOWN HERE TO BREAK THE NEWS TO
ME?
>> Bobby: NO. NO, NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
THAT'S SOMETHING ELSE A LITTLE
MORE COMPLICATED.
REENA'S ASKED ME TO LOOK AFTER
YOU.
SHE HAS INVITED -- I MEAN, I'M
INVITING YOU TO STAY AT MY
PLACE.
ONLY, IF ANYONE ASKS, YOU CAME
HERE TO VISIT ME, NOT HER.
BUT YOU'RE NOT WITH ME.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
>> Alex: LOOK, MAN, IF THIS IS
JUST SOME WAY OF HER BLOWING ME
OFF, I CAN GET LOST ON MY OWN.
>> Bobby: NO, NO, NO.
SEE, DON'T MISUNDERSTAND REENA,
YOU KNOW.
SHE'S A FRIEND, AND SHE'S ASKED
ME TO DO HER THIS FAVOR.
I'M NOT ASKING TOO MANY
QUESTIONS ABOUT IT.
IF I WAS YOU, EVEN I WOULDN'T
ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, YOU
KNOW?
SO JUST GO WITH THE FLOW, BRO.
>> Alex: WELL, GEE, WHEN YOU PUT
IT LIKE THAT.
>> Bobby: YEAH.
>> Alex: OKAY, FINE.
>> Bobby: GREAT, LET'S GO.
>> Alex: LET'S GO, PRIYAD.
>> SAHIB, AUTOGRAPH, PLEASE,
SAHIB.
>> Bobby: AH.
I TELL YOU, THAT'S WHAT I'M
SAYING, BOBBY K.
>> SAHIB, I NEED FIVE, SAHIB.
CHILDREN.
>> Alex: SO, THESE ALL FROM
FILMS YOU'VE DONE?
>> Bobby: YEAH.
IN SOME, I WAS JUST AN EXTRA.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY -- THERE
ARE NO SMALL ROLES, ONLY SMALL
ACTORS.
BUT NOW I'M BIG.
YOU KNOW, BIG.
JUST LIKE YOU.
HEY, DO YOU WANT A DRINK?
>> Alex: SURE.
A BEER WOULD BE GREAT.
>> Bobby: AH.
TRY A JOHNNIE TALKER BLACK.
>> Alex: ACTUALLY, I PREFER A
BEER.
>> Alex: OKAY, JOHNNIE TALKER
BLACK.
YEAH, TASTES LIKE JOHNNIE TALKER
BLACK.
>> Bobby: THAT'S WHAT I'M
SAYING.
OKAY, I NEED TO GET CHANGED.
EXCUSE ME.
SO, ARE YOU LIKING INDIA?
>> Alex: SO FAR, IT'S BEEN
PRETTY COMPLEX.
>> Bobby: 5,000 YEARS OF
HISTORY, OVER 1 BILLION PEOPLE.
THINGS GET COMPLICATED, MAN.
>> Alex: WHEN IT COMES TO
RELATIONSHIPS, THINGS ARE PRETTY
MUCH UNIVERSAL, RIGHT?
>> Bobby: [ LAUGHS ]
I KNOW WHY YOU'RE SAYING THAT.
YOU KNOW WHAT, MOVIES ARE KIND
OF AN EXQUISITE TORTURE.
FALLING IN LOVE WITH AN IMAGE OR
A MOVIE STAR ISN'T TRUE LOVE, MY
FRIEND.
>> Alex: YEAH, WELL, I DIDN'T
KNOW SHE WAS A MOVIE STAR WHEN I
MET HER.
>> Bobby: THAT'S WHAT I'M
SAYING.
ON THE ONE HAND, YOU THINK
YOU'RE FALLING IN LOVE.
ON THE OTHER, WHEN YOU GET OFF
THAT MOVIE SCREEN, NOTHING IS
THE SAME AGAIN.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
>> Alex: SURE.
>> Bobby: YEAH.
>> Alex: NOT REALLY.
>> Bobby: YOU KNOW, I KNOW A LOT
ABOUT WOMEN.
INDIA HAS OVER HALF A BILLION
WOMEN.
AND I'VE DATED MOST OF THEM.
SO YOU GOT TO HANG IN THERE AND
JUST GO WITH THE FLOW.
OKAY, I GOT TO GIVE A SHOT.
YOU CAN WATCH SOME TV.
AND I'LL LET REENA KNOW THAT
YOU'RE HERE.
ENJOY YOUR JOHNNIE TALKER BLACK.
>> Alisha: 1, 2, 3, 4.
>> Bobby: HELLO, MASURJI.
>> OH, HI.
YOU LOOK SO GOOD.
YOUR DANCE WAS GOOD.
I MUST TALK TO MY BOYS.
>> Bobby: GLAD YOU LIKE IT.
>> ...TIGHT LEATHER PANTS.
>> Alisha: OKAY?
>> Bobby: CHINTU?
JUST A SECOND.
CHINTU?
>> Alisha: EXCUSE ME?
>> Bobby: YOU'RE CHINTU FROM
CHANDIGARH.
>> Alisha: NO, I THINK YOU'RE
MAKING A MISTAKE, BOBBYJI.
>> BOBBYJI? EXCUSE ME.
YOU'RE TOMORROW SHOOTING --
>> Bobby: SIR, I'LL DISCUSS
TOMORROW'S SHOOTING TOMORROW,
OKAY?
>> OKAY.
>> Bobby: NO PROBLEM.
>> Alisha: WHEW.
>> Bobby: HEY, RAVI, WHO WAS
THIS GIRL DANCING WITH YOU?
>> OH, THAT'S ALISHA, SIR.
>> Bobby: ALISHA.
HUH.
SO, HOW'S BOLLYWOOD TREATING
YOU, HUH?
>> IT'S BEEN GREAT.
IT'S MY FIRST FILM, BUT IT'S A
SMALL PART.
>> Bobby: HEY, KID.
THERE ARE NO SMALL ROLES -- ONLY
SMALL ACTORS.
REMEMBER THAT, OKAY?
NO SMALL ROLES, ONLY SMALL
ACTORS.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> DO YOU THINK SOMEONE MIGHT
NOTICE ME?
>> Bobby: OF COURSE.
YOU KNOW, FOR THAT, YOU NEED TO
WORK HARD.
AND THEN YOU NEED A LITTLE BIT
OF LUCK.
YOU GOT TO WORK HARD LIKE ME.
PLUS, I'LL TEACH YOU THE SEVEN
STEPS OF SUCCESS IN BOLLYWOOD.
HAVE YOU HEARD OF THEM?
>> NO, SIR.
>> Bobby: ALL RIGHT, WATCH ME.
ONE.
TWO.
THREE.
FOUR.
THAT'S FIVE.
SIX.
AND...
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S SEVEN -- SIMPLE!
SEVEN STEPS TO SUCCESS IN
BOLLYWOOD.
YOU MASTER THESE, YOU'LL BE A
STAR, MY BOY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> ♪ THIS IS THE NEW, NEW, NEW,
NEW, NEW, NEW BREAK IN
BOLLYWOOD ♪
♪ INDIAN WOMEN HAVE LONG, LONG
HAIR ♪
♪ INDIAN WOMEN HAVE BIG BROWN
EYES ♪
♪ WE COME IN ALL PACKAGES, DARK
AND FAIR ♪
♪ NO MATTER, NO MATTER, NO
MATTER WHAT SIZE ♪
>> ALL RIGHTY THEN!
REENA KANA HAS DONE IT AGAIN.
BRAND-NEW VIDEO, AND SHE'S
LOOKING STUNNING IN IT.
"THE NEW BOLLYWOOD."
WELCOME BACK.
YOU'RE STILL WATCHING MTV
HOUSEFUL.
I'M NIKHIL.
NOW, FANS OF REENA KANA,
ESPECIALLY MALE FANS, YOU MAY
WANT TO BE WEEPING A LITTLE BIT,
BECAUSE HER ENGAGEMENT HAS JUST
BEEN ANNOUNCED BY HER PARENTS TO
SHEKAR SINGH, AND IT'S COME
STRAIGHT OUT OF THE BLUE.
I GUESS THAT'S WHY THE WEDDING
IS GONNA BE HAPPENING IN JUST A
COUPLE OF WEEKS.
SECONDLY, SHEKAR SINGH IS GOING
TO ANNOUNCE HIS NEW FILM TO THE
PRESS, AND IT IS SLATED TO BE
THE BIGGEST, THE ABSOLUTE
BIGGEST IN THE HISTORY OF
BOLLYWOOD CINEMA.
STAY TUNED.
>> Reena: HI.
>> Alex: HI.
COME TO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR
ENGAGEMENT TO THIS SHEKAR GUY?
>> Reena: OH. THAT.
SHEKAR HAS DONE A LOT FOR MY
FAMILY OVER THE YEARS.
HE'S THE REASON I'M SUCH A BIG
STAR TODAY.
IT'S ALL BEEN ARRANGED BY MY
FAMILY.
>> Alex: ARRANGED?
COME ON, REENA, THIS IS THE
21st CENTURY.
>> Reena: ALEX, IT'S MORE LIKE A
MORAL OBLIGATION.
>> Alex: WAS THIS GOING ON WHEN
YOU AND I MET?
>> Reena: NO, NO, NO.
NO.
>> Alex: SO WHY DID YOU LEAVE SO
SUDDENLY?
>> Reena: MY DAD HAD A HEART
ATTACK.
>> Alex: I'M SORRY.
IS HE OKAY?
>> Reena: HE'S RECOVERING.
>> Alex: ARE YOU OKAY?
I MISSED YOU.
>> Reena: I MISSED YOU, TOO.
>> Alex: SO, YOU'RE REALLY GONNA
MARRY THIS SHEKAR GUY?
>> Reena: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE.
>> Alex: THAT'S A START.
>> Bobby: ALEX?
SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW.
>> Reena: I WAS JUST ABOUT TO
LEAVE.
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW?
ALEX WILL STAY WITH YOU, BOBBY,
AND WE NEED TO HAVE A COVER
STORY FOR YOU.
LET'S SAY YOU'RE A WRITER THAT
IS...
>> Alex: WRITING SOMETHING?
>> Reena: THAT'S GOOD.
>> Bobby: YEAH, A PIECE ON
BOLLYWOOD FOR A MOVIE MAGAZINE.
>> Alex: SURE.
>> Bobby: AND IT'S ALL ABOUT
BOBBY K.
>> Alex: WELL, MAYBE JUST A
LITTLE ABOUT REENA.
>> Bobby: UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET
US KILLED.
>> Reena: I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW?
>> Alex: TOMORROW.
>> Bobby: TOMORROW.
AH, AH, AH.
YOU ARE SMOOTHER THAN A POT,
BRO.
10 MINUTES WITH ME, AND YOU'VE
ALREADY FIGURED OUT HOW TO WOO
THE BIG BOLLYWOOD STAR, HUH?
NOT BAD. NOT BAD.
>> Alex: YOU THINK, BOBBY?
>> Bobby: THAT'S WHAT I'M
SAYING.
HEY, I'LL SHOW YOU AROUND.
TONIGHT, WE CRUISE MUMBAI CITY
BOBBY K STYLE.
>> Alex: SURE.
>> Bobby: GREAT. WANT A DRINK?
>> Alex: SURE.
>> Bobby: THAT'S MY BRO.
JOHNNIE TALKER BLACK.
>> Alex: SURE.
>> Bobby: HEY, LOOK AT THAT.
IT'S ROCKING, BRO.
COME ON, LET'S CRUISE.
HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT'LL YOU HAVE?
>> Alex: ANYTHING BUT WHISKEY,
MY FRIEND.
>> Bobby: REGULAR FOR ME.
>> Alex: ***.
>> Bobby: GREAT.
WHEW.
GREAT CROWD, HUH?
>> HEY, BOBBY K.
>> Bobby: HEY, MANSUR.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> WELL, MAN.
>> Bobby: MEET MY FRIEND ALEX.
THIS IS MANSUR, MY AGENT.
>> Alex: NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> WHAT'S UP, MAN?
>> Bobby: CHILLING.
>> HEY, DID YOU SEE REENA AND
SHEKAR?
>> Bobby: NO.
WHY, ARE THEY HERE?
>> YEAH.
>> Bobby: WHERE?
>> THERE.
>> Bobby: OH. OKAY.
DON'T TELL THEM WE ARE HERE,
OKAY?
ONE SECOND.
ALEX, ALEX!
>> HEY, WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?
>> Bobby: HEY, HEY, HEY, BIG
BOY.
BOBBY K.
HE'S OUR FRIEND.
SHEKARJI, HI.
>> Shekar: HEY, SEAN, HE'S OKAY.
>> Bobby: THAT'S WHAT I'M
SAYING.
HI, SORRY, WE DIDN'T MEAN TO
INTERRUPT YOU, SHEKARJI.
MEET MY FRIEND ALEX.
ALEX, THIS IS SHEKARJI.
>> Shekar: NICE MEETING YOU.
>> Alex: NICE MEETING YOU.
>> Reena: HE WRITES FOR A FILM
MAGAZINE.
>> Shekar: SIT DOWN.
SO, YOU KNOW HIM.
>> Reena: HE CAME BY THE SET
TODAY.
>> Bobby: OH, YES, HE CAME TO
WATCH ME SHOOT.
HE LOVED OUR SET, SHEKARJI.
>> Shekar: SO YOU MET MY
BEAUTIFUL FIANCéE.
>> Alex: YEAH.
NICE SEEING YOU AGAIN.
>> Reena: NAMASTE.
>> Shekar: IS THERE SOMETHING
THAT YOU'VE WRITTEN I MAY HAVE
SEEN?
>> Alex: PROBABLY NOT.
I'VE MOSTLY BEEN PUBLISHED IN
THE U.S.
>> Shekar: WHAT BRINGS YOU TO
INDIA?
>> Alex: MY HEART.
>> Shekar: IS IT A WOMAN?
OR LOVE FOR OUR COUNTRY?
>> Alex: BOTH, ACTUALLY.
I MEAN, INDIA IS LIKE A WOMAN,
RIGHT?
BEAUTIFUL, MYSTERIOUS,
IMPOSSIBLE TO UNDERSTAND, BUT
WORTH THE CHALLENGE.
>> Bobby: ACTUALLY, IT'S ALL
VERY COMPLICATED.
ALEX IS DOING A PIECE ON
BOLLYWOOD, RIGHT?
>> Shekar: MAKE US LOOK GOOD,
OKAY?
>> Alex: SURE.
>> Shekar: MAYBE YOU CAN WRITE
SOMETHING ABOUT OUR WEDDING.
>> Alex: ABSOLUTELY.
>> Reena: LET'S EAT.
SHALL WE?
>> Bobby: WE'RE FULL, ACTUALLY.
PRETTY FULL-ISH.
>> Alex: I'M STARVED.
WHAT WOULD YOU RECOMMEND?
>> Shekar: THE FOOD HERE IS
EXCELLENT.
MASALA IS A KILLER.
THAT IS IF YOU HAVE THE STOMACH
FOR REAL INDIAN STUFF.
>> Alex: I'M SURE I CAN HANDLE
WHATEVER YOU GOT.
HOTTER, THE BETTER.
>> Bobby: THIS IS GONNA BE ONE
HELL OF AN EVENING.
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
>> Shekar: GO FOR SHEKAR.
>> Bobby: HOTTER, THE BETTER?
>> Shekar: HELLO?
CAN'T HEAR YOU.
HELLO? HELLO?
DARLING, IT'S MY OTHER FILM
BEING SHOT.
HELLO?
I'LL BE A SECOND.
>> Reena: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> Alex: I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THINKING OF
MARRYING THIS KOOK?
>> Reena: YOU'RE COMPLETELY
CRAZY.
>> Alex: WELL, SOMETIMES, THE
ONLY SANE RESPONSE TO AN INSANE
WORLD IS TO LOSE YOUR MIND,
RIGHT?
>> Bobby: Shh, HE'S BACK.
>> Shekar: SORRY.
I HAD TO FIX A PROBLEM.
>> Bobby: NO PROBLEM, SHEKARJI.
>> Shekar: HEY, HOW ARE YOU
DOING WITH THE FOOD?
>> Alex: GOD.
>> Shekar: YOU SEE, ALEX, THERE
ARE MANY THINGS IN INDIA THAT
MAY LOOK GOOD, BUT THEY'RE TOO
SPICY FOR A FOREIGNER TO HANDLE.
>> Alex: I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND.
AM I DOING THE RIGHT THING HERE,
MAN?
>> Bobby: THAT'S IN THE WAY YOU
LOOK AT IT.
AND FOR THAT MATTER, THE WAY SHE
LOOKS AT IT.
>> Alex: SHE'S ENGAGED TO BE
MARRIED.
>> Bobby: SO WHAT IF SHE'S
ENGAGED?
SO WHAT IF HER FIANCé IS THE
MOST POWERFUL, DANGEROUS MAN IN
BOLLYWOOD?
SO WHAT IF HE CAN MAKE PEOPLE --
LIKE THAT?
SO WHAT IF HE CAN MAKE MY CAREER
VANISH IN A SPLIT SECOND?
>> Alex: THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A
PEP TALK, BOBBY?
>> Bobby: I GUESS NOT.
BUT NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE.
YOU GOT TO HANG IN THERE.
>> Alex: YOU'RE RIGHT.
IF I GOT TO FIGHT FOR REENA, I
WILL.
JUST NOT RIGHT NOW.
[ GROANS ]
>> Bobby: YOU SHOULD TRY SOME
MORE WHISKEY, MAN.
IT'LL KILL ALL THE GERMS.
>> Alex: [ VOMITING ]
[ TOILET FLUSHING ]
>> Bobby: I'M A DVD.
YOU'RE STILL A BLACK-AND-WHITE
PHOTOGRAPH.
INCOMPATIBLE FORMATS.
HI.
IT'S OKAY. LET ME.
>> Alisha: IT'S OKAY. I'M FINE.
>> Bobby: NO, NO, I LIKE TO
HELP.
>> Alisha: WHATEVER.
>> Bobby: YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN
WONDERING IF YOU'RE FROM --
I'M FROM CHANDIGARH.
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
>> Alisha: I'M FROM MUMBAI.
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT CHINTU
FROM CHANDIGARH?
>> Alisha: LOOK, BOBBYJI, I
DON'T KNOW ANY CHINTU, AND I'M
NOT FROM MUMBAI -- I MEAN, I'M
NOT FROM CHANDIGARH.
I'M FROM MUMBAI.
>> Bobby: RIGHT.
>> Alisha: I'M SORRY.
I REALLY HAVE TO GO. THANK YOU.
>> Bobby: BUT ARE YOU SURE
YOU'RE NOT FROM CHANDIGARH?
>> Alisha: THAT'S WHAT I'M
SAYING.
[ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> [ SINGING IN HINDI ]
>> Alisha: [ WHISTLES ]
COME ON, REENAJI.
WHAT'S WRONG?
>> Reena: I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO
CONCENTRATE.
>> Alisha: OKAY, WE'LL TRY
LATER?
HMM?
>> Reena: ALISHA?
YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD DANCER.
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF ACTING
IN FILMS?
>> Alisha: ME?!
NO, NO, REENAJI.
I CAN'T ACT.
ANYWAY, I DON'T HAVE WHAT IT
TAKES.
>> Reena: WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
>> Alisha: NOBODY.
>> Reena: BUT IF GIVEN A CHANCE,
YOU'D LIKE TO BE AN ACTOR?
>> Alisha: EVER SINCE I WAS A
CHILD, THAT'S ALL I'VE WANTED.
>> GOOD MORNING, SIR.
>> Shekar: MORNING.
>> Alex: EASY TO WORK WITH?
>> Shekar: HMM, THE WRITER.
>> Alex: HEY.
>> Shekar: I HOPE YOU'RE GOING
TO MAKE US LOOK GOOD.
>> Alex: OH, ABSOLUTELY.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> Shekar: I WANT REENA TO
CHANGE 25 OUTFITS IN THE SONG.
THE SONG IS ALL ABOUT REENA.
>> BUT DIRECTOR WANTS --
>> Shekar: YOU HEARD WHAT I
WANT.
BE A GOOD BOY. DO IT. OKAY?
>> OKAY.
>> Shekar: MOMMYJI.
>> AH, SHEKARJI.
>> [ BLOWS WHISTLE ]
1, 2, 3, 4.
[ SLOW SONG PLAYS ]
>> [ SINGING IN HINDI ]
>> Alex: THEY'RE REALLY GOOD,
HUH?
>> Alisha: SHE'S GREAT, BUT
HE'S...
NOT SO MUCH.
[ LIGHT APPLAUSE ]
>> Shekar: EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT.
>> Alisha: PLEASE.
HE WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD DANCE IF
IT BIT HIM IN THE ***.
>> Alex: YEAH, I DON'T LIKE HIM,
EITHER.
>> Alisha: HI. I'M ALISHA.
>> Alex: ALEX.
>> Alisha: NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> Alex: NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> Bobby: HEY, BRO.
>> Alex: VERY NICE.
>> Bobby: YEAH, SHE COULDN'T
FOLLOW ME.
>> Alisha: ACTUALLY, BOBBYJI,
YOU WERE TOTALLY OUT OF STEP.
>> Bobby: NOW IT'S BOBBY K WHO
CAN'T DANCE, HUH?
LET'S SEE YOU DO IT.
>> Alisha: ME? I REALLY CAN'T --
>> Bobby: MASURJI?
COULD WE HAVE ALISHA SHOW US THE
STEPS PLEASE, ONCE AGAIN?
>> SHEKARJI, CAN SHE?
>> Shekar: YEAH.
HEY, BOBBY. THAT'S FINE.
>> Alisha: SIR, PLEASE, I'VE
JUST EATEN.
I REALLY CAN'T --
>> Bobby: SCARED?
>> Alex: SHE'S PRETTY HOT.
>> Bobby: SIZZLING.
WATCH THIS.
[ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ SINGING IN HINDI ]
[ TEMPO QUICKENS ]
[ LIGHT APPLAUSE ]
CHINTU.
>> Reena: SHEKAR, I NEED TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING REALLY
IMPORTANT.
>> Shekar: MY LOVE, TALK TO ME
ABOUT WHATEVER.
>> Reena: I JUST...
OKAY.
>> Shekar: TELL ME.
>> Reena: I WANTED TO TELL YOU
ABOUT SOMETHING THAT --
>> SIR, DUNCAN'S ON THE PHONE.
>> Shekar: THIS IS DUNCAN FROM
LOS ANGELES.
I HAVE TO TAKE IT.
DON'T WORRY, I GOT EVERYTHING IN
CONTROL.
ALL RIGHT?
DON'T WORRY.
DUNCAN, YOU HAVE TO COME TO
INDIA.
I'M GOING TO BE ANNOUNCING MY
BIGGEST MOVIE AND MY WEDDING
WITH REENA!
YOU HAVE TO COME!
>> Reena: HI, MOM. YEAH.
NO, I'M NOT FILMING ON SUNDAY.
YES, WE'LL ALL HAVE LUNCH
TOGETHER.
YES, I'LL CALL BOBBY, TOO.
OH, HE'S GOT A FRIEND CALLED
ALEX VISITING HIM.
IS IT OKAY IF HE COMES?
ALL RIGHT.
NO, I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO, BUT
HE'S NOT GONNA BE IN TOWN.
SHEKAR'S GOING ON THE OUTER
LOCATION HUNTING.
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
LOVE YOU, TOO, MOM. BYE.
>> Alex: SO, YOU'RE FEELING
BETTER NOW, SIR?
>> I'M FEELING FINE, FINE.
IT'S ACTUALLY LIVING IN THE
HOUSE FULL OF DRAMA QUEENS
THAT...
>> Reena: DAD!
>> SO, BOBBY, TELL ME THE NEWS.
>> Bobby: NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS,
UNCLE.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Reena: ONE SECOND.
THAT'S CUTE.
>> Bobby: YOU'VE OUTDONE
YOURSELF, AUNTIE.
THE FOOD IS WONDERFUL.
>> Reena: ACTUALLY, I MADE IT.
>> Bobby: OH, IN THAT CASE,
YOU'VE OUTDONE YOURSELF.
>> Alex: I AGREE WITH BOBBY.
IT'S WONDERFUL.
>> Alex: THANK YOU.
>> REALLY FINE.
>> YES.
WELL, ALEX, WE ARE GOING TO
SHEKAR'S NEW LOCATION.
AND WE SHALL BE GOING THERE ON
HIS PRIVATE HELICOPTER.
ARE YOU PLANNING TO JOIN US?
>> Reena: YOU SHOULD COME.
IT'LL BE A LOT OF FUN.
YOU CAN STAY WITH BOBBY AGAIN.
>> Bobby: [ LAUGHS ]
I LOVE GOOD COMPANY.
>> Alex: I'D LOVE TO COME.
I HAVE MY OWN DRIVER, PRIYAD, SO
IT'S NO PROBLEM.
>> GOOD.
>> Bobby: DO YOU WANT A FORK AND
A KNIFE, BRO?
>> Reena: [ LAUGHS ]
>> COME, SAHIB. I KNOW SHORTCUT.
COME.
>> Alex: SOME SHORTCUT, PRIYAD,
HUH?
>> SORRY, SAHIB.
>> Alex: NO PROBLEM.
>> CUT IT!
>> Bobby: HI.
CAN I TALK TO YOU?
>> Alisha: I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY
TO YOU.
>> Bobby: I DO.
I HAVE SOMETHING REALLY
IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU.
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
>> Alisha: IF YOU SAY THAT ONCE
AGAIN, I SWEAR I'M GONNA --
FORGET IT.
>> Bobby: NO, NO, LOOK.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING.
WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY --
IT'S REALLY GREAT TO SEE YOU
AGAIN, CHINTU.
WHY ARE YOU PRETENDING NOT TO BE
YOU?
>> Alisha: I'M PRETENDING?
THAT'S REALLY FUNNY, COMING FROM
YOU.
WHY DO YOU THINK, HUH?
>> Bobby: BECAUSE A LONG TIME
AGO, YOUR FRIEND GOT THE BIG
BREAK INSTEAD OF YOU.
>> Alisha: FRIEND?
THE LAST TIME I REMEMBER, THAT
WAS BEST FRIEND.
ANYWAY, YOU JUST DON'T GET IT,
DO YOU?
IT'S NOT THAT YOU CAME TO BOMBAY
AND BECAME A BIG STAR.
YOU JUST FORGOT YOUR FAMILY,
YOUR FRIENDS.
>> Bobby: LISTEN, THINGS CHANGED
WHEN I CAME TO BOMBAY.
FIRST THE NAME CHANGED.
I BECAME A SOMEBODY FROM NOBODY.
>> Alisha: YOU KNOW WHAT, I
LIKED THAT NOBODY.
HE WOULD PROBABLY HAVE COME FOR
MY DAD'S FUNERAL, OR AT LEAST
CALLED.
>> Bobby: I'M SO SORRY.
I MUST HAVE BEEN AWAY ON SOME
LOCATION.
>> Alisha: YEAH, RIGHT, OF
COURSE.
>> Bobby: NO, NO, NO, NO, LOOK.
LISTEN, I REALLY DIDN'T KNOW
ABOUT YOUR FATHER.
I'M REALLY SORRY.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M THE BIGGEST IDIOT IN THIS
WHOLE WORLD.
>> Alisha: EVEN WHEN YOU INSULT
YOURSELF, YOU HAVE TO BE THE
BEST AND THE BIGGEST.
I REALLY TRIED TO FORGET YOU.
I REALLY WANTED TO.
IT'S KIND OF HARD WHEN YOUR FACE
IS PLASTERED ALL OVER THE PLACE.
>> Bobby: I CAN UNDERSTAND.
I GUESS --
>> Alisha: YEAH, YOU GUESS.
>> Bobby: CHINTU! CHINTU!
>> Reena: HI.
>> Alex: HI.
THOUGHT WE'D FINISH THAT
INTERVIEW.
CAN I COME IN?
>> Reena: YOU PROBABLY
SHOULDN'T.
>> Alex: IS THAT A NO?
>> Reena: I NEVER SAID THAT.
SO.
>> Alex: SO.
>> Reena: SO, NOW WHAT?
>> Alex: I DON'T KNOW.
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE ACTUALLY
ALONE.
OH, COME ON.
>> Reena: [ SPEAKING HINDI ]
>> Shekar: OPEN UP!
>> Reena: SHEKAR, I CAN'T OPEN.
I'M CHANGING.
>> Shekar: OH, THEN OPEN FASTER!
>> Reena: You've got to hide.
>> Alex: I'M NOT GONNA HIDE.
>> Reena: ALEX, PLEASE. FOR ME.
>> Alex: FINE.
>> Reena: THERE. PLEASE.
>> Shekar: AH!
LOOK AT YOU.
COME, NOW.
>> Reena: SHEKAR, THIS IS SUCH A
BAD TIME.
>> Shekar: DARLING, I'LL MAKE
ALL THE BAD VANISH.
>> Reena: IF MY MOM FINDS YOU,
YOU KNOW SHE'LL FREAK.
>> Shekar: COME ON.
>> Reena: NO, SHEKAR.
I'VE TOLD YOU SO MANY TIMES
BEFORE.
NOTHING BEFORE THE WEDDING.
COME ON.
>> Shekar: OKAY, OKAY, ALL
RIGHT, OKAY.
>> Alex: SO, YOU NEVER SLEPT
WITH HIM, HUH?
>> Reena: YOU HEARD ME, RIGHT?
>> Alex: YOU EVER SLEPT WITH
ANYONE?
>> Reena: THAT ISN'T MY
TRADITION.
AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
>> Alex: OH, I THINK IT IS.
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
>> REENA!
>> Alex: OH, GIVE ME A BREAK.
>> AH, I'VE GOT IT.
>> Reena: OH, GOD, SHE'S GOT A
KEY!
HI!
>> HI, BABY.
I HAVE TO DISCUSS THE WEDDING
PLANS WITH YOU.
>> Reena: NOT NOW, MOM.
>> BUT WHY?
>> Reena: WOW -- NEW WATCH, MOM?
>> YES, SHEKAR GAVE IT TO ME.
ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?
>> Reena: YEAH -- HE GIVES YOU
MORE GIFTS THAN HE GIVES ME.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD MARRY HIM.
>> NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY --
>> Reena: OH, MOM, YOU'RE BEING
NAUGHTY, NOW.
>> YOU KNOW, IT'S ONLY 10 DAYS
TILL THE WEDDING, AND WE NEED TO
FIND A --
>> Reena: I KNOW, MOM.
I'VE GOT AN EARLY DAY TOMORROW.
FILMING.
LOVE YOU.
>> I LOVE YOU, TOO.
>> Reena: I'M SORRY.
WHERE WERE WE?
>> Alex: I THINK WE WERE
SOMEWHERE RIGHT AROUND HERE.
REENA, WE GOT TO FIGURE THIS
OUT.
>> Reena: FIGURE WHAT OUT?
>> Alex: US.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING
MARRIED IN LESS THAN 10 DAYS.
I'M GONNA TALK TO YOUR MOM.
>> Reena: TALKING NEVER WORKS
WITH HER.
GIFTS, MAYBE.
NOT TALKING.
>> Alex: LOOK, IF THINGS GOT A
CHANCE OF WORKING BETWEEN US,
SHE'S GONNA HAVE TO SAY YES,
RIGHT?
SO TOMORROW I'LL GO AND TALK TO
HER.
GOOD NIGHT.
>> AND TELL MR. BOBBY K THAT'S
WHAT I'M SAYING!
NO PROBLEM.
I'M FOR DRIVING ANY FOREIGN
CARS.
THEN HE TELLING, "THAT'S WHAT
I'M SAYING!
YOU ARE FOR MY TRANSPORTATION
ENGINEER NOW!"
SO, NO PROBLEM.
I LIKE HIM VERY MUCH.
>> Alex: MS. KANA?
CAN I JOIN YOU?
>> SIT DOWN.
SO, TELL ME, ALEX, WHY ARE YOU
REALLY HERE?
>> Alex: WELL, THAT'S WHAT I
WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
>> YOU KNOW, ALEX, I THINK YOU
ARE MUCH MORE INTERESTED IN MY
DAUGHTER THAN YOU ARE IN
BOLLYWOOD.
>> Alex: YOU'RE RIGHT.
AND I THINK IF YOU WOULD GIVE ME
A CHANCE, YOU MIGHT JUST LIKE
ME.
>> WHETHER I LIKE YOU OR NOT IS
NOT RELEVANT.
SHEKAR IS WILLING TO OFFER REENA
FINANCIAL SECURITY.
HE'S WILLING TO OFFER HER SOCIAL
STATUS AND A FABULOUS CAREER.
WHAT CAN YOU GIVE HER?
>> Alex: LOVE, HAPPINESS.
>> YES, WELL, WE ALL WANT WHAT'S
BEST FOR REENA, AND I HAVE GREAT
PLANS FOR HER.
AND YOU DON'T FIGURE IN ANY OF
THEM.
AM I MAKING MYSELF PERFECTLY
CLEAR?
>> Alex: CRYSTAL.
>> AH, SHEKARJI. HELLO.
>> Shekar: MOMMYJI, MOMMYJI.
AH. ALEX THE WRITER.
I WAS TALKING TO MY FRIEND
HOLLY STAR.
YOU KNOW HER, OF COURSE.
>> Alex: CAN'T SAY THAT I DO.
>> Shekar: SURE YOU DO.
SHE'S THE EDITOR OF THE MAGAZINE
THAT YOU WORK FOR.
MAYBE HER NAME SLIPPED YOUR
MIND, AS HIS NAME SLIPPED HERS.
ALEX, MY FRIEND, DO YOU HAVE ANY
IDEA WHO I AM?
>> Alex: SHEKAR, THE
ALL-POWERFUL PRODUCER THAT
EVERYBODY'S TERRIFIED OF, YEAH.
>> Shekar: I TOLD YOU ONCE, WHEN
I HAVE A PROBLEM, I MAKE IT
VANISH.
>> Alex: THAT A THREAT?
>> GENTLEMEN, I'M SURE WE CAN
DEAL WITH THIS IN A CIVILIZED
MANNER.
AFTER ALL, ALL OF US WANT WHAT'S
GOOD FOR REENA.
>> Shekar: SURE, MOMMYJI.
I WANT WHAT'S GOOD FOR REENA.
YOU RELAX NOW?
REENA AND I ARE GOING TO BE
MARRIED SOON.
ANY PROBLEM THAT COMES IN THE
WAY, I WILL MAKE IT...
YOU UNDERSTAND THAT, DON'T YOU?
>> Alex: WELL, I GUESS WHAT'S
BEST FOR REENA DOESN'T REALLY
APPLY HERE, DOES IT?
>> SAHIB, SAHIB, SAHIB, SAHIB,
SAHIB!
ALEX, SAHIB!
PRIYAD IS HERE, SAHIB!
EVERYTHING OKAY, SAHIB?
>> Alex: IT'S BEEN A HELL OF A
DAY, PRIYAD.
>> EVERYTHING NICE, SAHIB?
>> Alex: NO, PRIYAD, HORRIBLE.
VERY, VERY HORRIBLE.
>> WHAT HAPPENED, SAHIB?
>> Alex: REENA'S MOTHER HATES
ME.
>> SAHIB, BUT REENA IS LIKING
YOU, SAHIB.
MOTHER-IN-LAW IS LIKE COW IN
TRAFFIC, SAHIB.
YOU HAVE TO JUST...
FOCUS HER.
NO PROBLEM!
>> Alex: THANKS.
>> Bobby: ASK HER TO MARRY YOU.
WHAT'S THE WORST THAT CAN
HAPPEN?
>> Alex: SHE SAYS YES AND SPENDS
THE REST OF HER LIFE RESENTING
ME BECAUSE SHE TURNED HER BACK
ON HER FAMILY.
>> Bobby: I FORGOT.
YOU MARRY AN INDIAN GIRL, YOU
MARRY THE ENTIRE FAMILY.
BUT YOU MUST WIN HER FAMILY.
>> Alex: HOW DO I DO THAT,
BOBBY?
>> Alex: I'M GETTING DRUNK.
>> Bobby: REMEMBER I TOLD YOU
ABOUT CHINTU?
CHINTU IS ALISHA.
>> Alex: THE DANCER?
>> Bobby: I BETRAYED HER.
I PROMISED HER I'LL COME AND GET
HER BACK FROM CHANDIGARH.
BUT I NEVER DID.
>> Alex: I'M GONNA GIVE YOU SOME
ADVICE ABOUT WOMEN.
BE HONEST.
>> Bobby: YEAH.
NO MORE PRETENDING.
NO MORE ACTING.
>> Alex: EXACTLY.
>> Bobby: I'M PISSED, BRO.
>> Alex: [ LAUGHS ]
ME, TOO.
>> Bobby: OH, LOOK AT THIS.
ISN'T THIS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
THING ON THE PLANET?
IT'S HUGE.
MILLIONS A YEAR COME AND LOOK
GAZINGLY AT IT.
>> Alex: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Bobby: IT'S HUGE!
>> Alex: STOP DOING THAT!
>> Bobby: IT'S THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL THING PEOPLE HAVE EVER
SEEN.
>> Alex: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Bobby: COME HERE, LOOK AT IT.
>> Alex: NO, NO, THAT'S ALL
RIGHT, BOBBY.
>> Bobby: IT'S THE PRIDE OF
INDIA!
IT'S THE MOST AMAZING OCEAN!
>> Alex: OH.
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT.
>> Bobby: IT'S HUGE!
>> Alex: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Shekar: AREN'T I SEXY?
♪ I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT ♪
♪ I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY -- ♪
>> HEY, BIG DOGGY.
COME TO GITTY.
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT.
COME TO ME.
>> Shekar: [ GROWLING ]
DARLING, YOUR DADDY IS ALL
YOURS!
>> I SPOKE TO YOUR FRIEND ALEX
YESTERDAY.
>> Reena: REALLY?
WHAT ABOUT?
>> I CAN SENSE YOUR ATTRACTION
FOR EACH OTHER.
>> Reena: MOM.
>> SWEETHEART, WHEN I WAS YOUR
AGE, I ALSO BELIEVED THAT I WAS
IN LOVE.
AND IT WAS WITH SOMEONE OTHER
THAN YOUR FATHER.
OH, I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR FATHER
THEN.
HE WAS QUITE WONDERFUL.
HE WAS A DANCER.
AND HE WAS WORKING ON THE SAME
FILM THAT I WAS ACTING IN.
AND AT THAT TIME, OH, I THOUGHT
HE WAS THE ONLY MAN IN THE WORLD
FOR ME.
>> Reena: WHAT HAPPENED, MOM?
>> WELL, HIS MOTHER HAD OTHER
PLANS FOR HIM.
SHE HAD ALREADY FOUND A BRIDE
FOR HIM.
AND, YOU KNOW, SWEETHEART, I HAD
TO RESIGN MYSELF TO HIS
DECISION.
HE DIDN'T WANT TO UPSET HIS
FAMILY, AND I HAD TO ACCEPT
THAT.
>> Reena: CAN I NOT BE WITH THE
PERSON I LOVE AND YET LOVE MY
FAMILY?
>> OH, BABY.
I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY.
YOUR FATHER WANTS YOU TO BE
HAPPY.
BUT IF SHEKAR TELLS HIM WHAT
HAPPENED YESTERDAY...
YOUR FATHER IS NOT VERY STRONG
RIGHT NOW.
AND, OF COURSE, THERE IS SHEKAR.
YOU DO KNOW THAT HE WILL DO
ANYTHING TO GET WHAT HE WANTS.
>> Reena: MOM...
>> Bobby: I'M GLAD YOU AGREED TO
COME FOR THIS DRIVE.
>> Alisha: YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A
CHOICE.
>> Bobby: I JUST WANTED TO
EXPLAIN.
>> Alisha: EXPLAIN?
EXPLAIN WHAT?
THERE'S NO POINT IN --
>> Bobby: NO, NO, NO, BABY,
BABY, SWEETHEART, NOT NOW!
>> Alisha: YOU TREAT YOUR CAR
BETTER THAN YOU TREAT YOUR
WOMEN.
>> Bobby: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
>> Alisha: I SHOULD NEVER HAVE
COME WITH YOU.
>> Bobby: ALISHA?
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
YOU CAN'T JUST WALK!
>> Alisha: CAN'T I?
>> Bobby: NO, I MEAN, YOU CAN,
BUT IT MIGHT RAIN.
>> Alisha: I'LL BE FINE.
>> Bobby: HEY, CHINTU, CHINTU,
CHINTU, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT!
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
IT'S GETTING DARK, AND IT'S
UNSAFE FOR A GIRL OUT HERE.
>> Alisha: I'LL BE FINE.
>> Bobby: YEAH, I KNOW YOU'LL BE
FINE -- OH...
COME, COME, COME, LET'S GO!
THERE'S NO NETWORK.
THE CAR'S BROKEN DOWN -- I THINK
WE'LL HAVE TO SPEND THE NIGHT
HERE.
>> Alisha: SCARED?
>> Bobby: WELL, IT'S KIND OF
DARK.
IT'S POURING.
AND WE GOT THE SAME HAY TO SLEEP
ON.
>> Alisha: SO, SCARED?
>> Bobby: YOU STILL HAVEN'T
CHANGED.
YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I WISH WE
COULD BE WHO WE USED TO BE.
>> Alisha: WELL, ALL THAT'S IN
THE PAST.
ANYWAY, YOU'RE BOBBY K NOW, AND
I CAN NEVER BE THAT CHINTU
AGAIN.
>> Bobby: YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE
EVERY RIGHT TO FEEL THE WAY YOU
DO ABOUT ME.
BUT I'M VERY, VERY SORRY FOR NOT
WRITING BACK.
I'M SORRY FOR NOT CALLING YOU.
I'M REALLY VERY SORRY ABOUT YOUR
FATHER.
I'M ALSO SORRY THAT IT WAS ME
WHO GOT THE CHANCE AND NOT YOU.
>> Alisha: IT'S FINE.
I MEAN, I DON'T HAVE WHAT IT
TAKES.
>> Bobby: THAT'S NOT TRUE.
YOU'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES.
IT'S JUST THAT I GOT THE
OPPORTUNITY AND YOU DIDN'T.
I JUST WANTED TO APOLOGIZE.
I WANTED YOU TO GIVE ME ANOTHER
CHANCE TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
AND I WANTED TO THANK YOU.
>> Alisha: FOR WHAT?
>> Bobby: FOR TEACHING ME HOW TO
DANCE.
>> Alisha: CAN YOU TEACH ME
SOMETHING, ALSO?
>> Bobby: WHAT CAN I TEACH YOU,
CHINTU?
>> Alisha: HOW TO BELIEVE IN
MYSELF.
>> Bobby: I HAVE THIS SECRET
DESIRE TO LIVE THIS ORDINARY
LIFE.
>> BOBBY, SO SORRY.
EXCUSE ME.
BOBBYJI, WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
>> Bobby: GO ON.
>> BOBBYJI, REMEMBER THAT GIRL
WITH YOU, THAT SHORT SKIRT SEXY
GIRL?
>> Bobby: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> WE'LL HAVE TO REPLACE HER,
SIR.
THERE IS A PROBLEM.
REENAJI WAS SAYING THERE IS A
GIRL -- WHAT'S HER NAME?
YEAH, ALISHA.
SHOULD I CAST HER TO PLAY?
>> Bobby: NO. NOT ALISHA.
FIND SOMEONE ELSE, PLEASE.
ALISHA IS WAY OVERQUALIFIED FOR
THIS.
SHE NEEDS TO STAR IN HER OWN
FILM.
DON'T WASTE HER, PLEASE.
>> OKAY, SIR.
WE WILL FIND SOMEONE.
>> Bobby: SO SORRY.
OKAY, SO, WHERE WERE WE?
>> OKAY, NO PROBLEM.
PLEASE CARRY ON.
>> Alex: HEY.
I WAS BEGINNING TO THINK YOU
WEREN'T GONNA SHOW.
>> Reena: I ALMOST DIDN'T.
I CAME HERE TO TELL YOU I'M
GOING TO MARRY SHEKAR.
>> Alex: YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS.
>> Reena: IT'S TRADITION, ALEX.
MY PARENTS HAVE PROMISED MY HAND
IN MARRIAGE, AND I CAN'T GO BACK
ON THAT.
>> Alex: SO WHERE DOES THAT
LEAVE US?
>> Reena: THERE'S NO US.
>> Alex: REENA, I UNDERSTAND THE
POSITION I'M PUTTING YOU IN WITH
YOUR FAMILY, BUT...
WHATEVER IT TAKES, WE CAN WORK
THIS OUT.
>> Reena: THERE'S NOTHING TO
WORK OUT, ALEX.
I WANT YOU TO LEAVE.
>> Alex: YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE,
OR YOUR MOTHER WANTS ME TO
LEAVE?
>> Reena: NOW, WHAT DIFFERENCE
DOES THAT MAKE?
WHAT I WANT OR WHAT MY FAMILY
WANTS IS THE SAME.
>> Alex: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO
SAY.
>> Reena: THERE'S NOTHING TO
SAY.
JUST GO HOME, ALEX.
GO.
>> Alex: ALL RIGHT.
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, I'M NOT
SORRY I CAME.
>> [ SINGING IN HINDI ]
[ CHEERING ]
[ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ]
>> THE BIGGEST-BUDGET MOVIE IN
BOLLYWOOD EVER -- THAT MUST MAKE
YOU FEEL QUITE AMAZING.
TELL US HOW YOU FEEL TONIGHT.
>> Bobby: HEY, GITA, HI.
>> I WANTED TO GIVE YOU
SOMETHING.
>> Bobby: A CD?
WHAT'S IN IT?
>> A PAYMENT FOR BROKEN
PROMISES.
>> Bobby: I DON'T QUITE
UNDERSTAND.
>> PROMISES THAT HE WOULD MAKE
ME A STAR.
IT'S BEEN A WHILE NOW.
I TRUST YOU WITH THIS, BOBBY.
>> Bobby: OKAY.
>> I'M SURE YOU WILL.
>> Bobby: THANK YOU.
>> MISS KANA, I ALSO HEAR THAT
THERE IS GOING TO BE AN
ANNOUNCEMENT OF YOUR ENGAGEMENT
TO MR. SHEKAR.
NOW, THAT MUST BE VERY EXCITING,
TO ACTUALLY FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
AND TO MARRY THE MAN YOU TRULY
LOVE, ISN'T IT?
>> Reena: IT MUST BE.
>> MISS KANA?
>> Shekar: AREN'T I SEXY?
♪ I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT ♪
♪ I'M TOO SEXY FOR -- ♪
>> HEY, BIG DOGGY.
COME TO GITTY.
COME TO ME.
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT.
>> Shekar: HEY, GITTY, LOOK WHAT
DOGGY DADDY HAS TO MAKE GITTY...
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
>> Bobby: HELLO?
>> Alex: HEY, BOBBY, IT'S ALEX.
>> Bobby: HEY, ALEX, HOW ARE YOU
DOING?
>> Alex: LOOK, MAN, THINGS
BETWEEN REENA AND I AREN'T GONNA
WORK OUT.
I JUST WANTED TO CALL AND THANK
YOU FOR EVERYTHING, FOR LETTING
ME STAY HERE.
IF YOU'RE EVER ON MY SIDE OF THE
WORLD, LOOK ME UP.
>> Bobby: WHAT? ARE YOU LEAVING?
>> Alex: YEAH.
PRIYAD'S ON HIS WAY TO TAKE ME
TO THE AIRPORT RIGHT NOW.
>> Bobby: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
ALEX, YOU CAN'T LEAVE.
LISTEN...
I'M WORKING ON SOMETHING.
SERIOUSLY, I'M WORKING ON
SOMETHING REAL GOOD.
>> Alex: THANKS, BOBBY, BUT IT'S
TOO LATE.
>> Bobby: LISTEN, ALEX, I CAN'T
LET YOU GIVE UP SO EASILY.
>> Alex: IT'S NOT ABOUT GIVING
UP, BOBBY.
IT'S ABOUT DOING WHAT'S RIGHT
FOR THE BOTH OF US.
>> Bobby: YEAH, BUT, YOU KNOW...
OKAY, WHERE ARE YOU?
WHAT FLIGHT ARE YOU TAKING?
>> Alex: BOBBY, I APPRECIATE IT.
BUT WE TRIED.
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, ALL
RIGHT?
>> Bobby: ALEX, WAIT!
LISTEN TO ME!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Bobby: COME ON, COME ON,
REENA, PICK UP THE PHONE!
>> Reena: BOBBY!
>> Bobby: WHAT, YOU'RE HERE?
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CALL YOU!
>> Reena: SHEKAR MAKES THE
PERFECT HUSBAND.
I MUST BE EXCITED.
>> Bobby: FORGET ABOUT THAT.
REENA, YOU NEED TO KNOW
SOMETHING.
ALEX IS LEAVING.
HE'S AT THE AIRPORT RIGHT NOW.
GO AND STOP HIM NOW.
>> Reena: OKAY. I'M GOING TO GO.
I'M GOING TO GO AND DO THE RIGHT
THING.
I'M DOING THE RIGHT THING,
RIGHT?
>> Bobby: OF COURSE YOU'RE DOING
THE RIGHT THING.
I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE ONCE IN MY
LIFE, AND I STILL REGRET IT.
GO STOP HIM.
>> Reena: OKAY.
>> Bobby: GO!
>> Reena: YEAH.
SHEKAR AND GITA?
WHAT IS THAT?
>> Bobby: I DON'T KNOW.
LISTEN, FORGET IT.
IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
JUST LEAVE.
>> Reena: WHAT ABOUT THE DANCE?
ALISHA!
LET HER DO IT!
LET HER FOLLOW HER DREAMS, TOO!
>> Bobby: DON'T WORRY, I'LL TAKE
CARE OF EVERYTHING.
GO!
>> Reena: UNFORTUNATELY, THIS
MEANS I'M GOING TO LET MY
PARENTS DOWN.
>> DOWN?
THE ONLY ONE LATELY WHO'S DOWN
IS YOU, MY LOVE.
YOU'LL ONLY LET US DOWN IF YOU
CONTINUE TO PREVENT YOURSELF
FROM HAPPINESS, PURE HAPPINESS.
>> Reena: DAD, YOU'RE THE BEST.
MOM, I KNOW ALL THE SACRIFICES
YOU HAVE MADE FOR ME.
I LOVE YOU FOR THAT.
BUT I'VE GOT TO GO.
>> SWEETHEART.
>> Bobby: I THINK YOU SHOULD GO.
>> Reena: THANKS FOR BEING THERE
FOR ME.
>> Bobby: JUST LEAVE!
>> Reena: YOU'RE RIGHT!
>> Alisha: DON'T WORRY.
YOU'LL BE GREAT.
>> OKAY, THANK YOU.
>> Alisha: OKAY?
>> Bobby: SORRY TO BARGE IN,
GIRLS.
HELLO.
YOU READY FOR THE SHOW?
>> Alisha: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
>> Bobby: MEANING?
>> Alisha: I SAID, WHAT DO YOU
WANT?
>> Bobby: UH, I WANT YOU TO WEAR
THIS DRESS.
>> Alisha: WHERE DID YOU GET
THIS?
THIS IS REENA'S OUTFIT!
I CAN'T WEAR THIS.
LIKE YOU SAID, I'M NOT RIGHT FOR
THIS.
>> Bobby: AH, YOU MISUNDERSTOOD.
WHAT I MEANT WAS YOU DESERVE
BIGGER THINGS.
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE, CHINTU.
GO FOR IT.
>> Alisha: I DON'T THINK I CAN
DO THIS, BOBBY.
>> Bobby: OF COURSE YOU CAN.
>> Alisha: I CAN'T DO THIS,
BOBBY.
I CAN'T DO IT.
>> Bobby: EXCUSE ME.
LISTEN TO ME.
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE.
AND YOU CAN DO IT.
REENA TOLD YOU TO FOLLOW YOUR
DREAMS.
SHE WANTS YOU TO DANCE IN HER
PLACE.
I ABANDONED YOU ONCE...
AND ALMOST LOST YOU FOREVER.
I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT AGAIN.
I LOVE YOU, CHINTU.
I LOVE YOU.
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!
>> REMEMBER, I'M REALLY LIKING
YOU, SAHIB.
>> Alex: GOOD LUCK, MAN.
THANK YOU.
OKAY. THANK YOU.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Shekar: MOVIES.
MOVIES IS MY PASSION.
PEOPLE TALK ABOUT MOVIES.
I MAKE MOVIES.
[ APPLAUSE ]
IN 10 YEARS, I HAVE PRODUCED 24
BLOCKBUSTERS.
AND THIS MOVIE IS NOT ONLY MY
SILVER JUBILEE, ONE OF MY
BIGGEST, BUT VERY CLOSE TO MY
HEART.
WITH THIS FILM, THIS
MEGA-BOLLYWOOD PRODUCER IS GOING
TO GIVE HOLLYWOOD A RUN FOR THE
MONEY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
LIGHTS OFF!
[ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ SINGING IN HINDI ]
[ TEMPO QUICKENS ]
>> Shekar: WHERE IS REENA?!
YOU BETTER FIND HER!
>> Reena: RICKSHA!
>> REENA, MADAM! MADAM, MADAM!
>> Reena: AIRPORT!
>> I AM PRIYAD, ALEX'S DRIVER!
PLEASE GET IN!
>> THERE SHE IS!
>> Reena: YOU'RE PRIYAD?
>> HURRY UP!
>> QUICK, MADAM!
>> Reena: COME ON, HURRY UP!
>> HEY, MOVE IT!
>> Reena: HURRY UP, PRIYAD! OH!
>> GET ALONGSIDE HIM! COME ON!
>> DON'T WORRY, MADAM, I AM
FAST!
>> HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
>> Reena: LET GO! LET GO!
>> HEY, MORON, FOLLOW HER!
COME ON!
>> Reena: AAH!
>> NO PROBLEM!
>> Reena: AAH!
[ HORNS HONKING ]
>> HEY, GET OFF!
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
GET AWAY!
>> Reena: PLEASE DON'T KILL US,
PRIYAD!
>> DON'T WORRY, MADAM!
PRIYAD IS SUPER, MADAM, NO
PROBLEM!
>> COME ON! REENA!
>> Shekar: WHAT THE...ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?!
>> Reena: [ SPEAKING HINDI ]
>> GET CLOSER.
I GOT HER!
HEY, I GOT HER!
>> ALEX MAKE MISTAKE, MADAM, BUT
ONLY REENA LOVE, MADAM.
HE'S VERY NICE FELLOW, MADAM,
GOOD FELLOW.
MADAM, MADAM!
>> Reena: WATCH THE ROAD!
OH, MY GOD!
[ HORN HONKING ]
[ SCREAMING ]
>> HEY, HEY!
WATCH, YOU'LL HIT THE GLASS!
HEY!
>> THANK YOU!
>> Reena: YOUR HANDS!
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Shekar: WHAT IS THIS DANCING
GIRL DOING HERE?
WHERE'S REENA?
>> Bobby: VANISHED.
SHE'S GONE.
>> Shekar: GONE? GONE WHERE?
>> Bobby: TO THE MAN SHE TRULY
LOVES.
>> Shekar: HEY, BOBBY.
SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO LEARN THE
HARD WAY.
AND YOU HAVE CHOSEN JUST THE
RIGHT TEACHER.
YOU THINK YOU CAN MESS WITH ME
AND GET AWAY?
I WILL KILL YOU.
>> Bobby: I DON'T THINK SO, OLD
DOGGY DADDY.
"I AM TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT.
MY BODY. MEOW!"
>> Shekar: OH, MY...
>> Bobby: YOU KNOW WHAT,
SHEKARJI?
ALL THIS CAN GO ON NATIONAL TV
RIGHT NOW.
AND THAT'S WHAT I AM SAYING.
>> Shekar: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
SAYING?
I'M GONNA --
>> SHEKAR, YOU'RE SUCH A BIG
STAR MAKER.
YOU'VE LAUNCHED SO MANY STARS
BEFORE, AND NOW YOU HAVE ANOTHER
NEW DISCOVERY.
CARE TO TELL US SOMETHING ABOUT
THIS NEW GIRL, PLEASE?
>> Shekar: WELL, THEY CALL ME
KING OF BOLLYWOOD...
>> Reena: PRIYAD!
>> HEY!
COME ON, MADAM, COME!
>> Alex: HEY.
>> Reena: [ GASPS ]
I THOUGHT YOU'D LEFT!
I THOUGHT YOU'D LEFT!
I THOUGHT YOU'D LEFT!
>> Alex: I COULDN'T GO.
>> Reena: I JUST WANTED TO
SAY...
ABOUT...
>> Alex: IT'S ALL RIGHT.
>> Reena: LOOK, I'LL LEAVE
EVERYTHING BEHIND.
EVERYTHING.
JUST TO BE WITH YOU.
>> Alex: YOU DON'T GOT TO LEAVE
A DAMN THING.
I LOVE YOU.
EVERYTHING ELSE IS MINOR.
WE'LL WORK IT OUT.
>> Reena: DOES THAT INCLUDE MY
FAMILY, TOO?
>> Alex: YEAH, THE WHOLE
PACKAGE.
>> I TELLING SAHIB, LOVE IS
WINNING.
LOVE IS WINNING.
>> [ SINGING IN HINDI ]
>> Bobby: WOW.
THAT'S NICE.
>> Alex: YOU LOOK AMAZING.
>> Reena: I WANTED TO SURPRISE
YOU.
>> Alex: I'M SURPRISED.
>> Reena: YOU CAME SO FAR TO BE
WITH ME.
I THOUGHT I COULD MEET YOU AT
LEAST HALFWAY.
>> Alex: MAI TUMSE PYAR KARTA
HOO.
>> Reena: I LOVE YOU, TOO.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Alex: DID I SAY THAT RIGHT?
>> Reena: YES, YOU DID.
>> Alex: YEAH?
IN THE END, LOVE DOES COME WITH
SACRIFICES.
BUT YOU JUST MIGHT GET MORE
HAPPINESS IN THE BARGAIN.
AS REENA TAUGHT ME, FOLLOW YOUR
DREAMS AND YOUR HEART.
THEY'LL NEVER LET YOU DOWN.
>> ISN'T THAT SWEET?
REENA KANA SHOWS HER NEW
INDEPENDENCE BY MARRYING
ALEX KINCAID, THE AUTHOR OF THE
BRAND-NEW BOOK, "MY BOLLYWOOD
BRIDE."
SO I GUESS IT IS POSSIBLE FOR
MUSIC TO BREAK DOWN ALL BARRIERS
AND FOR LOVE TO CONQUER ALL.
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, I GUESS
THE ONLY HOPE FOR A LOSER LIKE
ME IS TO LEARN TO PLAY A MUSICAL
INSTRUMENT, JOIN A BAND, FALL IN
LOVE WITH A DRUMMER, AND THEN I
CAN LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING MTV
HOUSEFUL.
I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU NEXT
WEEK.
>> ♪ THIS IS THE NEW, NEW, NEW,
NEW, NEW, NEW BREAK IN
BOLLYWOOD ♪
♪ INDIAN WOMEN HAVE LONG, LONG
HAIR ♪
♪ INDIAN WOMEN HAVE BIG BROWN
EYES ♪
♪ WE COME IN ALL PACKAGES, DARK
AND FAIR ♪
♪ NO MATTER, NO MATTER, NO
MATTER WHAT SIZE ♪
♪ WE MAY BE DEMURE BUT WE HAVE A
LOT OF CLASS ♪
♪ IF YOU GET FRESH WITH US,
WE'LL KICK YOUR *** ♪
♪ WE'LL KICK YOUR *** ♪
[ LAUGHS ]
♪ THIS IS THE NEW, NEW, NEW,
NEW, NEW, NEW BREAK IN
BOLLYWOOD ♪
[ SINGING IN HINDI ]
♪ NEW, NEW, NEW, NEW, NEW, NEW
BREAK IN BOLLYWOOD ♪
♪ THIS IS THE NEW, NEW, NEW,
NEW, NEW, NEW BREAK IN
BOLLYWOOD ♪
>> YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
NO, I SAID ARE YOU TALKIN' TO
ME?
I DON'T SEE NO ONE ELSE HERE.
WELL, THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE
HERE.
WHAT? WHAT?
NO, THIS AIN'T "TAXI DRIVER."
THIS IS "RICKSHA DRIVER."
HEY, MARTY, YOU LISTENIN' TO ME?
YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
ARE YOU...
ALL RIGHT, MAN.
FIVE YEARS LATER, I'M STILL
PLAYING A CABBIE.
THANKS, RAJEEV.
LOVE YOU, MAN.
>> IF I HEAR THAT ONE MORE TIME,
I SWEAR I'M GOING TO --
FORGET IT.
>> NO, LISTEN, LISTEN,
THERE'S --
THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY.
>> I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!
PLEASE, PLEASE TAKE ME NOW!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> I CAN'T LET MY PARENTS DOWN.
>> DOWN?
THE LAST TIME YOUR MOTHER WAS
DOWN FOR FIVE DAYS, I HAD TO
KEEP MY PANTS UP!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WELL, HE'S GONE.
I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
LATER?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> I'M THINKING, MY BOLLYWOOD
BRIDE -- COME ON.
>> YEAH!
[ LAUGHS ]