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Hello, guys. This is ChameleonAlpha and I'm here to bring you THE HYPEST PLAYTHROUGHS ON YOUTUBES!
I'll try to give commentary for this one as well, but I'll try not to stretch it. '96 took all my material.
I'm going with the Ikari Team as well. Variety, what's that?
If you guys want to see me play as another team, let me know in the comments.
I'm pretty sure I can beat the game with every character.
Kyo, goddammit! It's the second time you give Leona third degree burns!
I like to think the Kusanagi and the Yagami are pyromaniacs.
I mean, they have the power to create and control FIRE! Wouldn't you be one as well?
Oh Clark, thank God the Argentine Backbreaker never got nerfed.
Why would you nerf an OP character? That's just silly!
I guess that's why Dan is still the Streetest Fighter.
So Shingo is the Kingest of Fighters?
I can't take it, he looks like a 17 year old Polneraff.
No wonder the SNK staff internally calls him Polneraff.
You can really feel the lack of music in this one. SNK kinda *** up.
Also, that was an awesome way to enter MAX mode.
Stop dodging my attacks! Thank you!
So this is when managing super combos became extremely easy.
Three Duffmen are working this game tonight! Don't tell the children, it's disillusioning!
Duffman, Duffman Duffman, Duffman!
I know a lot of Simpsons' quotes.
As you can see here, my style is very diverse.
I think that the Ralf's wikipedia page says that he has feelings for Leona.
Stay away from her! She's mine! I mean, what?
But seriously though, that's pretty dumb. Ralf's like 45.
He does look like he's 27 though.
It must be that new conditioner.
Ralf's like "look at this gurl!"
Remember kids, if it doesn't work, try the same thing over and over until it does.
Does Mai even care anymore?
She just joins the tournaments for the lulz.
I guess everyone does, though.
You know, I once said that Mai was a trap made up by developers to make you play worse.
You see, back in the 90's jiggle physics were a weird thing, so I imagine that at the time I would blush and I would be too embarassed to play correctly.
It's just a theory, though. I never got the chance to prove it.
And on top of that, she teases you.
Mai is a pretty crazy ***, stalking Andy and ***.
Then again, maybe she's finding out if he's gay. I think we all know the answer.
I wonder if I pissed off some fans...I probably did.
I love this little jingle.
The tournament holders are so nice, letting the worst kind of criminals in.
You gotta be tolerant, kids!
With that outfit, you'd think he's 'Murrican.
But he's from England, the land of the best show ever: Peep Show.
You should go watch it, NAOW!
Woah, are knives even allowed in this tournament?
(Says the girl with cutting gloves)
But seriously, are there any rules or anything?
Oh, Yamazaki, thank God for your retarded AI.
I always thought Blue Mary sounded pretty bad.
And again, her outfit is different. Her designer doesn't get paid enough.
You know, I don't think this tournament even has age limits. Shingo and Athena are like 16.
Who would sponsor this? It's barely legal.
Probably Disney in an effort to raise the popularity of it's singers.
Leona: the Grim Reaper's assistant.
I like Robert's and Kensou's voices. That southern accent is too charming.
This is when Terry's voice started getting good.
Man, the Rising Tackle is such a dumb move.
It's so OP as well!
You ain't got ***, Joey JoJo!
I can't believe I'm desperate enough to do a reference to Duwang JoJo subtitles.
I don't even know what they are. My guess is that they're like the YouTube captions.
Ooooh, nice one.
Smarter than your average Joe.
I can't believe the damage that headbutt does. It's just a grab.
Oooooh, plot tiem!
Woah, lay off the coke, man!
I love this battle, too bad it's too short.
I'm actually laming it out because I want this fight to go on for longer. It's not fair!
Wow, crackerjack dialogue.
So this fight can be very easy with the right characters.
As you probably already know, Orochi characters deal and take more damage. They're basically Akumas.
A friend of mine once told me "never trust someone named Chris."
Wise words right there, my friend.
The idea is to counter her electric kiss attach.
It's so nice of them to respect the rules of the tournament even though, you know, we're fighting over our *** lives here.
Oh, this is going to be lovely.
I'm so good at this game, you don't even know, gurl.
That was such ***!
Gotta get going, gotta get going! C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!
I'm doing fine, I'm doing fine, I'm doing fine!
You don't know how clenched my buttocks were!
Oh, dear, lord, I'm going to die!
Them sick God like combos!
Orochi is pretty easy actually, he has a retarded AI.
He's way harder in Ultimate Match, though.
NOPE!
How to defeat a God. Step 1: SUPLEX HIS ***! Step 2: SUPLEX HIS ***!
Hang on, kids we're going on a feels trip!
So I guess that's it for this playthrough. Peace out, ***!
Why are you still here?
Whatever, just enjoy the intro.